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[Off-Topic / Re: Is swiss780 aka canada a total moron?]

There's the door.

Don't let it hit you on the ass on your way out there, Soups

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[Off-Topic / Re: Is swiss780 aka canada a total moron?]

"Like fucking ZOINKS Soops!  There's a mean ol' Bully trying to steal your soopy snacks!
This smells like HELGESON'S DOING!"



"Well hold the fuck on Shag- We've just unmasked this sour bully and it turns out it's not Helgeson at all!
It's actually that "fucking master of power metal shooting" Sign of Zeke!"



"Well fucking ZOINKS again Soops!"

[Off-Topic / Re: Is swiss780 aka canada a total moron?]

Nah, your opinion doesn't matter to me, but I worry about how much energy you put into this.  I appreciate that you like to play the bad guy, but you started by being actively butthurt about what amounts to nothing.

I respect the large majority of people here, even if I disagree with their opinion (which I have on occasion), but tbh, not only do I not see you contributing very much (apart from vitrol), but your arguments just disolve into shit slinging.

You may care as little for my opinion as I do yours, but personaly I feel a little embarrassed on your behalf at the quality of your argument given the practice you've had.

But I have to admit, I am starting to enjoy this, and I'm not sure that's something I'm proud of.

Soops is a complex dude.  In one post- he manages to feel indifference, worry, appreciation, respect, disclosure, embarrassment, and enjoyment.

Smells like catpiss.

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Just another day on Crying Street- liddle Jowshua Turrbo comes swooping down for Soopy with his liddle cry-cry napkins in hand.  lol.  Ha-aaang onnn Soopy, Soopy ha-aaang onnn....



Liddle Mongoloid Jowshie play HERO TONMA! Come save day! One good turn deserves another- Soopy and Jowsh play reach-reach tug-tug! lol- fucking homos.

[Fighting Street / Re: Why is everyone with the game I want a flake?]

Oh, I am not actually a woman,

I find it quite understandable that the esteemed Prof. took you for a woman.  You stink of whore's perfume, and you talk like one riding the upside of a plunger as we speak.  I was fooled as well- up until recent when I suggested that Gomez Addams look into the matter.  His tape told the tale that you were not, in fact, a woman.

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

"and i know what bipolar people are like. I helped a good friend of mine who is Bipolar."

[Fighting Street / Re: S.I.C]

yeah, but the founding member gets to be the leader on this one

sorry guys

Thanks Bozo.



Founding Father Sinistron crossing the River of Tears

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

Proud to be the Founding Father of this esteemed club.

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

I'm calmly telling you that I want what I payed $35.00 for. If you can't give it to me, then, refund my money.

Breathe deep Daniel, they will on the way on Monday as I already told you.

Yes.  Breathe deep Schrappy.  Breathe deep.



"Mommy, mommy, baby wants to fuck!"

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

You just messed with a multiple.

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You can't help but feel like this is some traveling circus that pitched up tent overnight while all us kiddies were asleep- then we wake to such wondrous sights.

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

lol, luls 4 daze, is this not the image of the most malignant assnut to grace us with his presence ad nauseum?


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Nice rooster cut Dave, cutting edge styles going on there.  Jack Daniels, eh?  Doesn't that throw your medication off?

Nin- 11/23/08- always gold, always relevant:

"Dude. I just want to say that I am sorry for being such a fool. I mindlessly took my anger out on everyone. I don't really hate you, mike, or nec, I just hate the way I live. I have a broken family and I hardly have any trustyworth contacts outside of my home. I started take meds again last week. I hope you understand what I have been going through"

Nin- 10/06/09-

"How about a truce? I been realizing I have been foolish for the longest by blaming you and your buddies for my ban at PCEFX. I wasn't being myself and tried to hard to impress you guys. You make think I am bullshitting you but this time I am very serious. I am done with the nonsense and negativity."

always gold-

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

N00b christened on February 4th- jumps on making rules, greenest guy on the block yet seems to know the content of 99% of my posts (pretty impressive as I have over 1,800), talks about how "weak" the fighting street is, then proceeds to show us just how strong he is in comparison by crying like a toddler who just banged his knee and putting me on insta-ignore because I called him an idiot which clearly he is.  And all this whimpering about "gangbanging"- makes you wonder if he walked in on his mom getting dug out by four of his friends.  Whatever the case is- this assnut just made my day- Chuckles galore.  Enough for everyone.

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

That works great... until some asshole goes and quotes the message. 

I love it when a plan comes together!

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

Fuck.  That sentence is actually really funny.  I stand down.  You guys win this time. 

Clearly you must see that these guys win everytime.     

Did you hear that?  It was either some green noob attempting a witty remark yet struggling with coherent phrasing- or it was some tuna-smelling queef from some tagged trollop's putrid puss.  Likely a mixture of both.

Father5 makes his underwhleming debut on the lols circuit:

[Off-Topic / Re: Great News!! I'll be out of here soon...]

Been reading up on you.... I'm not surprised. I would bother to come up there and give you an attitude adjustment but, I'm too fat and lazy to do so.

Been reading up on me, eh?  Even though this is the first time I've ever mentioned your name/responded to anything concerning you?  That's a bit creepy I must say- this research of yours.  Was this all a plot to draw me out? 

Shrapnoid- in mustache twirling mastermind villain mode:

"Yesss... yesss... It can't fail!  Sinistron will take the bait -- he MUST!  Yessss..."

[Fighting Street / Re: Shrapnoid]

If you guys are the axis, which one of you crashes planes into stuff?

I figure Mike's the one killing all the jews!

Are you the Sinikaze pilot?

Dunno.  Perhaps VestCunt can tell you- as the war seems to be a vivid reality of his.

"... You win THIS TIME Helgeson!  But just know that democracy and justice shall prevail!"

[Fighting Street / Re: living art]

Much better!!!   

Picture of cock?                       

I don't get it.

[Fighting Street / Re: Finally Steve Jobs, took you long enough to fuckin die.]

Quite entertaining tossing lame bullshit remarks back and forth with these losers. Topic as gotten a little stale though, so I think I'm done here. The other sections of the forum are better anyway. Topics based around the whole reason we are all here to begin with, well most of us. Been fun though girls.

"You smell that?  That smell...  that fruit juicy smell...  smells like...  faggotry."

[Fighting Street / Re: Finally Steve Jobs, took you long enough to fuckin die.]

"I say, I say, Turboson, Listen here boy it's not worth the much wasted time and effort,
let's not play these creeps game now, see...  It ain't worth it for what their parents did to them while playing Great Balls of Fire on their ipods
and other such jokes that fall hideously flat...  I say, I say..."

[Fighting Street / Re: Nintega: still crazy after all these years (now with added Nazis!)]

Wahhhh!  Can I take a page from The Book of Sini and offer you some zwieback teething toast ?

I am honored here.
rolf! rolf!
Sit Ubu, Sit, Good dawg.

[Fighting Street / Re: Nintega: still crazy after all these years (now with added Nazis!)]

It was "Tortured Skull." I got word from members that this Tortured Skull spent hours pouring over Nintega-related threads. As you even pointed out, nobody else in the world is doing that except.... Nintega. So I threw the account in the Ban Bin, which is what prompted this most recent tirade.

And just for the record, lest anyone forget the "good reason" he got into it with me way back, was that I received his Duo and FOUR DAYS LATER still hadn't completed the mod work. FOUR DAYS. The new riff-raff has no idea what I'm talking about since it happened in the mesozoic era, but the old-timers remember it well.

SCAMMER ALERT! SCAMMER ALERT! DUO NOT REGION MODDED AFTER FOUR DAYS!

Yep and it went from you modded it, and it didn't work, to him telling Ninja Spirit that he busted the ac adapter during a move (or something along those lines), to his laser shit out, etc.

Hey folks- it's the Science Lab Killer.  You have to please this guy stat- or he's likely to kill you with a beaker or a centrifuge tube.  He's a serious man- and he has more semen than Validus AND Kits.  I mean seriously.  It's high time we all ran for our sippy cups.



"I'm gonna make an accusation.  Professor Douchebag, in the bio-lab, with the beaker..."

[General Gaming / Re: Who do you think is sexier? Princess Daphne or Kimberley?]

I, ummm... Sorta had a thing for Daphne as a kid.  For Daphne and for Jessica Rabbit.  And - even scarier- for Ms Brisbee from The Secret of Nimh- and for Fievel's sister from An American Tail. Someone should've really locked me up.

hey man we all turned out OK. nothin wrong with getting a tickle in your pants from cartoon rats.

Yeah man- Mrs. Brisby was hot stuff.


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Look at how cute she was- dress all torn- batting her eyelashes and looking all whorish. 
Such an adorable little rat nose too.

[Fighting Street / Re: Should RoyVegas be in a band?]

Roy's already in the Insane Clown Posse

[General Gaming / Re: Who do you think is sexier? Princess Daphne or Kimberley?]

What about Kelly from the Mr. Monster comics?  She was probably a saner geek crush from BITD, no?

[Fighting Street / Re: 9/11 mania is running wild.]

I was here in NY when it happened- so I didn't find that type joke funny at all for the first few years.  But humor is a part of healing.  If you can't laugh at something after awhile- you might as well still be crying.  Of course- if I lost someone near and dear to me from 9-11 I'd probably be shitting down all your throats right now.

All that said- this was by far the funniest 9-11 thing I've seen- involving that guy who died on the luge in the Olympics [Nodar Kumaritashvili] (https://youtu.be/zCPVBp8fxP0)...


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[Console Repair/Mod Center / Re: Help Fixing Stuck Pixel]

Rubbing one out is always worth a shot.

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[Fighting Street / VIVA LA FIGHTING STREET!!!]

"Your powers are no good here, Mr. Redifer.  Orders from the house."

[Fighting Street / Re: THE "JOE'S JOLLIES" THREAD]

Joe's Jollies #10

Imagining That He Doesn't Look Like Fred Gwynne



"DARN, DARN, DARN, DARN!" - Herman Munster

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Joe's Jollies #9

Getting His Way



Can we bring out an ottoman for you to rest your legs on while you enjoy that?

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Joe's Jollies #8

Acting High And Mighty



"Arguments/complaints against closing Fighting Street will be ignored by myself." - Joe Redifer

[Fighting Street / Re: THE "JOE'S JOLLIES" THREAD]

Joe's Jollies #7

Sticking That Sega GeniStick Up His Ass


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Policing Turbo-fans makes being a mod all the moar sweet, eh?

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Joe's Jollies #5

Falsifying Reports



SURE everybody wants Fighting Street closed Joe, sure they do...

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Joe's Jollies #4

Corny-ass Non Sequiturs



Non Sequiturs- Good to fall back on when you really aren't that funny

[Fighting Street / Re: THE "JOE'S JOLLIES" THREAD]

Joe's Jollies #3

Omnipresently Moderating Several Websites At Once



Joe's whole life turned around when he found this card lying in the street

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Joe's Jollies #2

Threadlocking

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Guaranteed to lock even the most undeserving threads

[Fighting Street / THE "JOE'S JOLLIES" THREAD]

(not in any order of highest-to-lowest or whatever)

Joe's Jollies #1

Being Aaron's Grima Wormtongue



"CLOSE Fighting Street My Lord!  It breeds civil unrest!  They question your crown!"

[Fighting Street / Re: SHOULD THIS FORUM BE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS?]

haha that was really cute Roy and Arkhan!  Fun to see you quarrelsome lovers playing pattycake!

[Fighting Street / Re: SHOULD JOE RED BE STRIPPED OF HIS MOD TITLE?]

Even though nat does system mods and shit, he`s kind if a prick and a smart ass.

Can't tell if this is intended as a joke or not- if not- it's only the second time (the other Nintega) that I've heard someone speak negatively about Nat-
Nat- what happened here?  Did you rape this guy's mom or something?

[Off-Topic / Re: Find pix of your fellow board members in like 25 years from now.]

Jaw Redifer 25 years from now-



"What's a YOUT?"

[Fighting Street / Re: This forum to be closed 4-EVA starting Sept 1]

Eh.  He's gonna close it.  The decision is final.  With Joe it doesn't matter whatever anyone else thinks-
it's what he thinks- it's his feelings- not the boards- that matter. 
It's OK.  There's still plenty of more laughs to be had, right Joe?  We'll have some fun yet.

[Fighting Street / Re: SHOULD JOE RED BE STRIPPED OF HIS MOD TITLE?]

Dawww!  Poor liddle SoopaDeadite got attacked!  Does baby want a liddle Blues Clues band-aid for his boo-boo? 



Hush liddle Deadite don't you cry, Momma's gonna bake you a blackbird pie, etc.

[Fighting Street / Re: SHOULD JOE RED BE STRIPPED OF HIS MOD TITLE?]

  Oh, god please make it stop!

I lessened the laughing smileys to one for you- because you're laughing on your own here unfortunately


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- a near perfect visualization of turbostar's self induced hilarity:

[Off-Topic / Re: Tron Legacy Officail Trailer Up]

It's official.  I have landed a job at Encom.

[Off-Topic / Re: Twilight]

you really have no way of knowing how someones going to take a joke until you do it...  When you offend someone you're friends with, you usually try to smooth it over.  Well, at least I do.  I don't know what you do.