Do you pee while you're in the shower?

ClodBusted · 02/21/2015, 02:28 PM

I do. It saves water.

wildfruit · 02/21/2015, 02:59 PM

If the occasion arises then yea. My bladder is as small as an acorn.

jtucci31 · 02/21/2015, 03:00 PM

I make it a point to pee in the shower every single time. I just feel more free.

I've also always wanted to try dumping in the shower, but I'm afraid I'd have to shove the poo down the drain with my toe or something

ClodBusted · 02/21/2015, 03:02 PM

Quote from: wildfruit on 02/21/2015, 02:59 PMMy bladder is as small as an acorn.

synbiosfan · 02/21/2015, 03:17 PM

I usually pee before taking a shower but if I forget, yes.

bust3dstr8 · 02/21/2015, 03:44 PM

Of course, I even have an extra shampoo bottle holder for my beer.

ToyMachine78 · 02/21/2015, 05:03 PM

Sure do!

HailingTheThings · 02/21/2015, 06:12 PM

I believe the last time I peed in the shower I was 17? Came home wasted and totally in the multitasking mood. I normally go right before hopping in the thinking chamber, though.

Doesn't peeing in the shower lead to athletes foot? I remember people saying something about that years ago. Hmmm.

o.pwuaioc · 02/21/2015, 06:25 PM

Quote from: HailingTheThings on 02/21/2015, 06:12 PMI believe the last time I peed in the shower I was 17? Came home wasted and totally in the multitasking mood. I normally go right before hopping in the thinking chamber, though.

Doesn't peeing in the shower lead to athletes foot? I remember people saying something about that years ago. Hmmm.

That's a myth. In fact, it's a distortion of a myth. The myth was that peeing on your feet in the shower could clear up athlete's foot. There isn't any truth to either. The fungus that comes from AF most certainly is not present in your urine, else you have some severe problems that creams won't help.

ClodBusted · 02/21/2015, 06:33 PM

I demand to know who selected option #3. Please, tell me a story.

Bernie · 02/21/2015, 07:03 PM

Heehee..... I wonder....

Medic_wheat · 02/21/2015, 07:19 PM

MrFlutterPie · 02/21/2015, 08:40 PM

Quote from: guest on 02/21/2015, 03:00 PMI've also always wanted to try dumping in the shower, but I'm afraid I'd have to shove the poo down the drain with my toe or something

Do at a friends house then leave...quickly...

P.S I love your honesty

HailingTheThings · 02/21/2015, 10:50 PM

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synbiosfan · 02/21/2015, 11:13 PM

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So you pee in your bong?

poponon · 02/22/2015, 02:28 AM

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2dank

eldritch · 02/22/2015, 02:36 AM

Of course. Good habit.
Just like test-sniffing your socks and underpants.

Bloufo · 02/22/2015, 02:55 AM

I do. I find it has a type of therapeutic effect on me.

Arkhan Asylum · 02/22/2015, 03:12 AM

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I pee in the shower. I usually dance around and spray it everywhere.

Bernie · 02/22/2015, 06:32 AM

Sometimes, I wait until Jimilee is in the shower, then I pull the curtain back and pee on her. For real tho, I have done this a few times. lol

NightWolve · 02/22/2015, 06:45 AM

Bernie sure does work hard at that husband of the year award. ;)

LostFlunky · 02/22/2015, 08:40 AM

Only in the shower.

And only in the "Snake Creeps Down and Golden Cockerel Stands on left leg" position.

Bernie · 02/22/2015, 08:42 AM

Quote from: NightWolve on 02/22/2015, 06:45 AMBernie sure does work hard at that husband of the year award. ;)

esteban · 02/22/2015, 09:17 AM

Of course, but you CRAZY BASTARDS DIDN'T SPECIFY the most important thing: AIN FIR THE DAMN DRAIN.

DON'T PEE ON THE SHOWER CURTAIN/SLIDING GLASS DOOR/TILE.

I know some of you, I know you pee on the little shelf that holds the shampoo and soap.

You.
Just.
Let.
It.
Sit.
There.

You nasty bastards.

FINAL ANSWER: Yes, but I aim for the drain.

Alternatively, I sit/lie down in the shower/tub and pee on myself, as if I was a fountain warming my abdomen and legs.

o.pwuaioc · 02/22/2015, 11:35 AM

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PukeSter · 02/22/2015, 08:15 PM

Sometimes. I always make sure to use shampoo to clean the shower floor.

No shame.

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/23/2015, 01:55 PM

Yep. If it's good enough for George, it's good enough for me.

Quote from: Bernie on 02/22/2015, 06:32 AMSometimes, I wait until Jimilee is in the shower, then I pull the curtain back and pee on her. For real tho, I have done this a few times. lol

Golden shower sexy time.

Miracle_Warrior · 02/23/2015, 02:05 PM

You bet I do, I pee and brush my teeth in the shower. I aim for the drain of course, but for the sake of time management, who WOULDN'T do this?

synbiosfan · 02/23/2015, 02:14 PM

Quote from: Miracle_Warrior on 02/23/2015, 02:05 PMYou bet I do, I pee and brush my teeth in the shower. I aim for the drain of course, but for the sake of time management, who WOULDN'T do this?

Doesn't the tooth paste taste funny when you do that?

Or do you just rinse with the pee.

ClodBusted · 02/23/2015, 03:04 PM

I wonder if it might be acceptable to use the shower if one is suffering from diarrhea.

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/23/2015, 03:24 PM

I don't make a habit of it, but I have shat in the shower before. 'Twas on vacation..... booze was involved........ I'm not proud of it.

jtucci31 · 02/23/2015, 04:24 PM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 02/23/2015, 03:24 PMI don't make a habit of it, but I have shat in the shower before. 'Twas on vacation..... booze was involved........ I'm not proud of it.

How did you get it down the drain? Just let the water slowly dissolve it away? Push it down with your big toe? Scoop it out? Let the maids deal with it?

Bernie · 02/23/2015, 07:47 PM

Ahhh, me and NecroPhile poo in shower!

ToyMachine78 · 02/23/2015, 07:48 PM

I've peed, came, and puked in the shower. Never shat. Somebody's gotta have standards!

poponon · 02/23/2015, 11:05 PM

why not? Just get washed away by the water

synbiosfan · 02/23/2015, 11:52 PM

Hell no!

You'll probably top shelf the toilet.

Opethian · 02/24/2015, 09:13 AM

nulls finishing move is the "upper deck"

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/24/2015, 09:54 AM

Quote from: guest on 02/23/2015, 04:24 PMHow did you get it down the drain? Just let the water slowly dissolve it away? Push it down with your big toe? Scoop it out? Let the maids deal with it?

All of the above, starting with the first and progressing through the others as the previous plan failed. Did I mention that booze was involved?

jtucci31 · 02/24/2015, 10:04 AM

Quote from: NecroPhile on 02/24/2015, 09:54 AM
Quote from: guest on 02/23/2015, 04:24 PMHow did you get it down the drain? Just let the water slowly dissolve it away? Push it down with your big toe? Scoop it out? Let the maids deal with it?
All of the above, starting with the first and progressing through the others as the previous plan failed. Did I mention that booze was involved?

Such a wonderful picture

Still makes me want to join the "shower-shitter" club

o.pwuaioc · 02/24/2015, 10:31 AM

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CAPSLOCK · 02/24/2015, 10:32 AM

I always piss in the shower. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Tatsujin · 02/25/2015, 10:11 AM

everyone does, and if one says no, he def. is a liar.

herb · 02/25/2015, 01:14 PM

Damn near every time I shower I do, even if I took a leak before I stepped into the shower.

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/25/2015, 01:41 PM

Can someone call the waaahmbulance for nully?

ClodBusted · 04/12/2015, 03:10 PM

This morning, I went to the shower and pretty much instantly I had a real urge to pee. Unfortunately my better half was in the bathroom, too. Can you guys believe how hard it was to hold back until she left?

esteban · 04/12/2015, 03:27 PM

Quote from: guest on 04/12/2015, 03:10 PMThis morning, I went to the shower and pretty much instantly I had a real urge to pee. Unfortunately my better half was in the bathroom, too. Can you guys believe how hard it was to hold back until she left?

Tears would be streaming from my eyes as I gritted my teeth and squirted out a few opening remarks.

wildfruit · 04/12/2015, 04:09 PM

Quote from: esteban on 04/12/2015, 03:27 PM
Quote from: guest on 04/12/2015, 03:10 PMThis morning, I went to the shower and pretty much instantly I had a real urge to pee. Unfortunately my better half was in the bathroom, too. Can you guys believe how hard it was to hold back until she left?

Tears would be streaming from my eyes as I gritted my teeth and squirted out a few opening remarks.

Just do it

DragonmasterDan · 04/12/2015, 07:29 PM

my toilet is close enough to my shower to where I could pee while in the shower and get everything in the bowl! Win for me! (and no I haven't tried this)

CGQuarterly · 04/12/2015, 08:33 PM

Yes. I just aim for the drain.

ClodBusted · 04/14/2015, 07:15 AM

Quote from: wildfruit on 04/12/2015, 04:09 PM
Quote from: esteban on 04/12/2015, 03:27 PM
Quote from: guest on 04/12/2015, 03:10 PMThis morning, I went to the shower and pretty much instantly I had a real urge to pee. Unfortunately my better half was in the bathroom, too. Can you guys believe how hard it was to hold back until she left?

Tears would be streaming from my eyes as I gritted my teeth and squirted out a few opening remarks.
Just do it

Yeah I guess Bernie wouldn't care.