@GTV reviews the Cosmic Fantasy 1-2 Switch collection by Edia, provides examples of the poor English editing/localization work. It's much worse for CF1. Rated "D" for disappointment, finding that TurboGrafx CF2 is better & while CF1's the real draw, Edia screwed it up...
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Yo Mama!

Started by Ninja16608, 07/30/2014, 01:15 PM

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Ninja16608

Here is a place to tell your best mama joke. the rules are simple, the joke must start in the famous ghetto style "Yo Mama" cuz we all know, no one in the ghetto can talk right lol.

I'll kick it off with a pretty funny one

Yo mama's arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.

madboom0522

Boooooooo........  Extra extra shell now....
Titles to complete... Caught them all....

Opethian

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madboom0522

Now that is funny as hell!
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geise

Really?  I thought being on a video game forum was childish enough.

PunkCryborg

Yo mama so fat she started going to the DoxPhile forum

DragonmasterDan

yo mama so fat, back in the 90s when "yo mama" jokes were popular she was quite the topic of conversation and humor

 yo mama so fat, orange you glad you didn't say banana
--DragonmasterDan

PunkCryborg

Yo mama so stupid she started a high score challenge for Blazing Lazers and said you couldn't milk the boss and had to use a camcorder to record the whole run and realized she didn't have any blank VHS tapes for her camcorder so recorded over the final episode of the first season of Survivor where that gay dude won.

DragonmasterDan

Yo Mama so fat! Someone told her that Magical Chase was a "piece of cake" so she paid 2,000 for it and was disappointed by the lack of frosting.
--DragonmasterDan

geise

Quote from: DragonmasterDan on 07/30/2014, 02:28 PMYo Mama so fat! Someone told her that Magical Chase was a "piece of cake" so she paid 2,000 for it and was disappointed by the lack of frosting.
Ya know that is actually pretty good :lol:

bob


ToyMachine78

Yo mama so fat, she rocked herself back to sleep trying to roll out the bed!

owlnonymous

Yo mama is so slutty, she does everything nintendon't.

ToyMachine78

Yo mama so fat Ryan's installed speed bumps around the buffet.

bob

co-ed naked water polo

OldMan

Didn't we do this once already?

Yo Momma So Fat...
....Her bathroom scale measures in kilotons.
....Her job title is "Skyscraper Counterweight"
....She sat on a see-saw and her baby joined the "mile high" club.

OldRover

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a bikini and the neighbor called animal control.
Turbo Badass Rank: Janne (6 of 12 clears)
Conquered so far: Sinistron, Violent Soldier, Tatsujin, Super Raiden, Shape Shifter, Rayxanber II

Bernie

Quote from: Nulltard on 07/30/2014, 02:34 PMyo momma so fat IMG
oh god damnit that is just nasty...

madboom0522

So nasty Nulltard.....
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Ninja16608

OH NULLY thats gross

DeshDildo

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger right outta George Washington's nose.
"You CAN'T prove Nulltard/DoxPhile caused ANY harm/damage/sabotage to PCEFX!! You have NO evidence he poached ANY members for his own failed PC Engine forum/site or was a conniving destructive saboteur! ZERO, ZIP, NADA!!! Nulltard did nothing wrong!"

HailingTheThings

End all, be all:

Yo Momma is so fat.. that people are generally concerned for her well-being.

You're welcome, now please stop. God Damn.
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Ninja16608

Yo Mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, the dumb ass grabbed a spoon!

NecroPhile

Quote from: TheOldMan on 07/30/2014, 07:32 PMYo Momma So Fat...
....Her job title is "Skyscraper Counterweight"
Momma the tuned mass damper.  :lol:
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

esteban

Stop this lame thread. Now.
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Ninja16608

Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the woods bigfoot takes pictures of her.

PunkCryborg

yo momma so dumb she asked arkhan how to pre-order a copy of atlantean

Ninja16608

Yo mama's like a pepsi machine, 25 cents and out pops the next generation.

Yo mama's like a screen door, the harder you bang her the looser she gets.

Yo mama's like a freezer, always packed with meat.

Yo mama's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.

ToyMachine78

Quote from: esteban on 07/31/2014, 11:30 AMStop this lame thread. Now.
Yo mama so lame, she thinks Esteban is cool. Lol :P

esteban

Quote from: guest on 07/31/2014, 03:12 PM
Quote from: esteban on 07/31/2014, 11:30 AMStop this lame thread. Now.
Yo mama so lame, she thinks Esteban is cool. Lol :P
Hahahahahahahahaha.  :pcgs:
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VenomMacbeth

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.
Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Buh buh buh, I have almost all teh games evar.  I R TEH BESTEST COLLECTR!!

MrFlutterPie

Yo momma so slutty she has given more blow jobs then all of the NES players in the world...COMBINED!!!!

OldRover

Yo mama so weak, she needs vitamins to bend licorice.
Turbo Badass Rank: Janne (6 of 12 clears)
Conquered so far: Sinistron, Violent Soldier, Tatsujin, Super Raiden, Shape Shifter, Rayxanber II

NightWolve

Quote from: PunkCryborg on 07/30/2014, 02:21 PMYo mama so fat she started going to the DoxPhile forum
That one got me!  :lol: :lol:

OldRover

Yo mama so short, she needs a stepladder to kick an ant in the ankle.
Turbo Badass Rank: Janne (6 of 12 clears)
Conquered so far: Sinistron, Violent Soldier, Tatsujin, Super Raiden, Shape Shifter, Rayxanber II

LostFlunky

Yo mama so corny she writes all Old Rover's jokes... ;)

wildfruit

Your mother is a monster that came out of nowhere and left mayor Grady trapped in the mine.

LostFlunky

Quote from: wildfruit on 08/01/2014, 01:57 PMYour mother is a monster that came out of nowhere and left mayor Grady trapped in the mine.
lol

ToyMachine78

Yo mama sooooo fat.... When the doctor told her she had contracted a terminal flesh eating bacteria.... He told her don't worry.... You'll live at least another 20 years.

VenomMacbeth

Quote from: guest on 08/01/2014, 03:10 PMYo mama sooooo fat.... When the doctor told her she had contracted a terminal flesh eating bacteria.... He told her don't worry.... You'll live at least another 20 years.
Damn...and that shit kills quick, too.  :lol:
Quote from: Gogan on 08/01/2013, 09:54 AMPlay Turbografx.
Play the Turbografx. PLAY
THE TURBOGRAFX!!!!!!

Buh buh buh, I have almost all teh games evar.  I R TEH BESTEST COLLECTR!!

OldRover

Yo mama so dumb, she read this thread.
Turbo Badass Rank: Janne (6 of 12 clears)
Conquered so far: Sinistron, Violent Soldier, Tatsujin, Super Raiden, Shape Shifter, Rayxanber II

esteban

Yo mama so dumb, she's still wondering if they'll play MASSAKA on the ray dee-eee-oh.
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Ninja16608

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was a baby they fed her with a slingshot.

madboom0522

It's getting painful now ninja....Just stop...Lock the thread....or put some shells in it....
Titles to complete... Caught them all....

madboom0522

O no you didn't!  Nully..... don't be jealous...
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Arjak

Yo mama made these Google searches:

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He who dings the Gunhed must PAAAAY!!! -Ninja Spirit

NightWolve

WTF kind of funny if not edited!

synbiosfan

Yahoo's search of "why"

why you gotta be so rude
why is facebook not working
why do dogs eat grass
why is my poop green
why are flags at half staff today
why do cats knead paws
why do cats purr
why is the sky blue
why are the kardashians famous
why am i always tired

bob

Why do drive up ATMs have braille on the keys?