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[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

Just picked these up today. There was another retro gaming fair here in central London but the prices have shot up >.>

Golden Axe has a shitty cover in Japan.  As a Saturn fan I was thinking "I never heard of this Bull game," until I figured it out.  U.S. cover is much much better.

[General Gaming / Re: Nintendo Switch Thread (previously NX)]

Not much info except more than 15 Sega AGES games coming to switch

Loading: twitter.com/SEGA_OFFICIAL/status/984969515128635392

If they started with the same Sega Ages collection from the Saturn, then I would double dip.

What Sega really needs to start doing is re-releasing Saturn games.  Maybe with some updates graphics, maybe not, but there are too many gems too few people have played.

[Off-Topic / Re: Random Pictures Thread]

https://www.amazon.com/Rubber-Quentin-Dupieux/dp/B004PFF6EQ/

[Off-Topic / Re: Draw a game with MS Paint quiz]

Next one I do is going to just be a line drawing.

Show off.

[Off-Topic / Re: Draw a game with MS Paint quiz]

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: Raffle: Backwards TG16 t-shirt -- WINNER SELECTED]

The transformation will be amazing, I assure you

Ranma 1/2 style amazing?

You tell me?

Mods, please move to tits or ass thread.

[Off-Topic / Re: Tits or Ass?]

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[General Gaming / Re: Mario Augmented Reality]

wha

Topic expanded and bettered.

As a big baseball fan and a lover of underrated NJ food (boardwalk cheese steak > Philly cheese steak), I just spent 20 minutes Google searching Pals.  These are the types of establishments that I love and even though I never went to this place, I am sad to see it gone.

Your game may be a tear jerker.

But then the hilarity of trying to build a mega mall in 2017 shows up, just in time to lighten up the mood.

Oh, absolutely.



My goal is to produce the most authentic *New Jersey* VR experience ever brought to market.

Good news! I just got funding for the project!

It was an offer I couldn't refuse.

Are you the reason all the beaches in Jersey were closed?  If so, I respect the better use of tax dollars.  I'd rather a virtual beach experience than the real thing anyway, complete with barren wasteland beaches and potential Christie sightings.

[Off-Topic / Re: Random Pictures Thread]

Actual thing from my work this morning...

This is a real thing. I have had many mouse pads fail on me over the years.

DO YOUR JOB AND FIX THIS---STAT!

Have you tried flipping it over and then back again?

Also, clash, yes! How did you know I worked in India? Are you a wizard?

Nope, I'm just Pakistani and I hate you.

[General Gaming / Re: SUPER BOMBERMAN R opening cinematic (Nintendo Switch)]

there's been an update for Bomber R recently.

Very happy with the price, figured they were gonna make these very grindy.

[Off-Topic / Re: Random Pictures Thread]

Actual thing from my work this morning...

Do you work in India?  That's where all my IT calls go.

[Localizations, Games, Apps, Docs / Re: Henshin Engine Game for TurboGrafx-16/PC Engine]

Thanks for the update!

Feel free to use my likeness as a God of Lightning sprite.

Here ya go:

That's damn good!

[Localizations, Games, Apps, Docs / Re: Henshin Engine Game for TurboGrafx-16/PC Engine]

OK so here's the deal on Lucretia... since the code is already at 100% and just requires sprites, Sarumaru is going to work on those as soon as the PCE version of Henshin Engine comes to a close. It will take approximately one month to complete. In the interim, I will be finishing off the PC conversion of Henshin Engine. Thus, Lucretia and the PC build of Henshin Engine will be finished at roughly the same time, approximately one month after PCE HE goes off to the pressing house. From there, Lucretia goes off to press and the source code to the PC build of HE goes off to the various other developers who will be converting the game to other platforms.

There will also be a PC build of Lucretia, using the same game engine as the PC build of Henshin Engine. ERGE, as it's called, is a very flexible game engine built in-house at Eponasoft over the past few years and can accommodate a wide variety of game systems. It will likely be used for all future PC conversions of Saru Studio titles, including Oni Island and Gods Of Lightning. Speaking of Gods Of Lightning...


https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1421686867869343

Thanks for the update!

Feel free to use my likeness as a God of Lightning sprite.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: "PCEWorks" finally bootlegs Magical Chase]

Bullshit incoming
Only on the FB groups..

It may be off to the side and out of frame, but I assume that penis contraption from the movie Seven is a pack-in, to really push the anal rape to the highest level?

[General Gaming / Re: NES classic]

Picked this up while in Hong Kong

I was playing this thing yesterday and it made me wish I had longer arms.

[Off-Topic / Re: PCEngineFX Picture Thread (Formerly "Mugs")]

Here I am,  For my lovers and especally for my enemies who are still alone. That must tell you something.
Ha.

Best pic in the goddamn thread.

I don't know anything about that movie and can't figure out which one is Sparky.

[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

picked up a few games a couple of weeks ago.



Had to make my own insert for the 20 in 1 master system cart. Apparently it came bundle with the master system 3 in brazil.
The game selection screen is kinda werid. its just game 1 through 20, there are no titles, you choose your game and from there you have one minute to get any many points as you can, depending on what game you play. If you meet the required score within the minute, you continue playing, if you dont meet the required score, you are taking back to the game menu. Very obscure game. im thinking to do a review on it since theres not much info at all about this game.

What are the 20 games?  I'd love to give this a try, where did you pick it up?

[Off-Topic / Re: What is your favourite soft drink?]

Started long drive down to South Carolina this afternoon.

Must have all forms of coffee: paper cup, styrofoam cup, aluminum can, glass bottle.

No way does this count as soft drink.

...but since you started it, 99% of the time I drink my coffee black.  The other 1% of the time I drink this flavored shit which is awesome.

http://www.target.com/p/califia-farms-black-mocha-cold-brew-all-black-coffee-10-5-oz/-/A-51274231#sn-51274231

[Off-Topic / Re: Random Pictures Thread]

Dafuck.

I have a permanent mark on my penis from where a girl didn't know how to not use teeth.  If you shared this mark, you'd understand.

[Off-Topic / Re: BAH! HUMBUG.]

Jack Frost

I revisited this the other day after I got the new BD, it's not a great movie but it's fun and the first 3000 BDs come with a cool lenticular cover similar to the original VHS release:

I don't own on blu ray, might be time for an upgrade.

Serious question, what's the more influential shower scene?   Psycho or Jack Frost?

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: Turbografx-16 & PC-Engine Reproduction Hucards Now for Sale!!!!]

Any chance of reproducing D&D: Order of the Griffin with the sound bug fixed?

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My apologies. My answer to your inquiry was your avatar gif. hehe

I see.

How often do you magick?

An appropriate amount of the time.

[Off-Topic / Re: Random Pictures Thread]

Small retro area at Youmacon 2016, 5 obeys running.

If 5 obey stations are running at Youmacon but no one is around, do they make a sound?

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Some important NEWS about the PC Engine!]

is the TG16 box art so bad, it's famously good  ( like nes megaman)?

too be honest, most western box art ( not just usa, uk designed strider 2 which is not official related to strider series but they did had the licence from  capcom) was bad

Hahahhahha. Wow, that's ridiculous art for Strider.

I believe that western art is something to be appreciated—it adds another layer to the hobby we love.

Our boxes used to be manly, just like our men.  The wussification of western society is for real.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Obey!!!]

Well done! You took that one to the next level! Tats would be proud, haha.

RIP

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Going for a complete NA TG16 set! who has one?]

I'm going for a complete NA TG16 set.
Who here already has one? got any pictures? I want to see what the full set looks like.

 

That is clearly not a full set. Where is Darkwing Duck?

That bottle of Dawn makes me think he is somewhere near the wreckage of the Exxon Valdez.

[Off-Topic / Re: Random Pictures Thread]

So I took my daughter to a friend's birthday party today, and this happened:

Chuck E. Sleaze is the most vulgar part of the photo.

No kidding. The C is for creeper.

I never got more ass than the summer I worked as Chuck E. Cheese.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Hardest turbo/pce shooters? Shooters tier list?]

It feels harder than the arcade mode on PCE (which is probably the best pre-PS1 port of Xevious), though I haven't put serious effort into PCE's arcade mode.

Fardraut's worth it though for that wistful, teary-eyed ending:

When it sees you, and it will, you are going to regret beating Xevious.

[Off-Topic / Re: Your biggest Childhood toy disappointment]

I wanted a game boy. My dad got me this pos lcd game.

He eventually relented and got me a real one.

Unlike the real Gameboy they decided to take away one of the action buttons and instead add 2 more shitty little grey buttons?  Horrible design choice.

I never saw this thing until now.  I assume it had built in games and not cartridges?

[Off-Topic / Re: Admit it... You're playing Pokemon Go.]

I saw this same named Hyoni at about 5 gyms.

I have liked it every time!

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: What PC-Engine Stuff did you get today?]

Upgraded my stand-alone PCE to a Duo Rx today.

Awesome, congrats man.

When purchasing a first Duo, it should be mandatory that Pinhead jumps out of the CD tray and says he has such sights to show you.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: The Local Girls of PCEFX.com]

Pineapples and baby sharks, fuck yeah. 

Yeah, that's an interesting find, one with holding a "baby shark..." :/  It's hard to tell, but it seems like water is streaming down from the mouth. Let's assume it's one of those plastic toys and not actually the real thing ? I think I used to have one as a kid.

I thought he same thing: rubber shark and water pouring out of mouth.

Instead of covering up the penis with one of those Japan mandatory fuzzy box things to allow for international sale, they photoshoped a fake shark over it.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Johnny Turbo's daughter contacted me]

this sugar filled style licorice is my jam.

I dig black lic too

Not sure if we are still in licorice territory here, but if it is, Sweet Tarts Ropes are phenomenal.

[General Gaming / Re: STREET FIGHTER II - 25 YEARS! (Anniversary)]

It needs some work but picked this up recently.

One of the only arcade games a person with a normal size house can reasonably own, due to the endless replayable nature.  Awesome!

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: I'm a new Turbografx collector. Welcome Me !]

That probably hasn't happened once since these jerks started collecting. The last game was for GBA.

Is there a Megaman or Sonic one though? You'd be constantly running to the store buying shitty games to keep your badge!

Yeah, there's ones for most series. Some are ridiculous like Mega Man With all them Super turbo Robo chip network attack patern delta games.

The funny thing is, you only need the Earthbound cart for the badge, no Mother or Mother 3. The catch is you need 5 related items, so I used the box, guide and Smash Bros games as my extra items

Wait, so you applied for this?

But of coarse, how else was i spose to get my Mr saturn badge   

[Fighting Street / Re: Would you hit it triple the fun edition]

I'd rather fuck Frankenhooker.

amazon.com/Frankenhooker-Blu-ray-James-Lorinz/dp/B005K08J8U/


At least the rotting flesh is expected there.

[PC/Console/Mobile Ports / Re: New Bomberman? (Not crossing my fingers)]

God dammit...a Bomberman puzzle game for iOS.
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/bomberman-chains/id414829155?mt=8

I just downloaded it. What a sad fate for L'white bombardier

It is like Tetris?  What kind of game?

Give me some impressions, my gf has an iPhone, maybe I will bug her to download it.

[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

Splurged on a speaker upgrade for obeystation_null.

http://www.bicamerica.com/showpage.php?brand=1&type=1&spkrID=124



w00t

I finally caved and upgraded from my TV's speakers, to some surround sound.  I am hardly an audiophile, so spending what I spent was already tough for me...  All of the forums basically claim you need to spend $5k just to have something that isn't junk, but I can't do that!

Anyway, this is what I picked up:

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-STR-DN1040-7-2-Channel-Receiver-Bluetooth/dp/B00CAAJDP6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1405919614&sr=8-2&keywords=sony+receiver

http://www.pioneerelectronics.com/PUSA/Home/Home-Theater-Systems/Speaker-Packages/SP-PK52FS

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Keith Courage game box...]

Took me 2 months but they are done <<blush>>... i am very please with the final product. here is a quick snap i have 50 of these made up.



i will put a couple of these up in a raffle tonight then do a buy thread after that.

Your still looking at $10 with a couple bucks to ship for this box.  The quality is amazing and the box assembly is easy and perfect <<tear>>

I love you guys, sorry to be such a stranger, busy as hell with even very little time to enjoy me a glass of red!!!

On a side note, since the die line is done which was a good portion of the cost i will be doing a slick repro next of MC hope to get the cost down even more.

hugs

Do I have to use the splooge which will undoubtedly will be produced when I see this box to get it to stay connected?

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: definition of OBEY? what is OBEY?]

That's a new one...

[Off-Topic / Re: All this talk about "community" is bullshit...]

[Localizations, Games, Apps, Docs / Re: Atlantean: Deep Blue's Sister!]

again, for all you non blog/facebook folks:

Atlantean is still progressing and speeding up.  Get excited and shit.

The boss battles play too fast now!  They're unplayable.  This is a good thing.  It's easy to slow it down as opposed to speed it up.

Dude, I am going to buy Pyramid Plunder + Atlantean, though not at the same time. Ha!

 

If that's not the back of the manual, then there should be no manual.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: The Official Pioneer LaserActive Player thread-]

Complete with original shrink wrap with 3D Goggle sticker.
Price = $50 MOTHA FUCKAS!!! bahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Not impressed, you live in Japan where you probably could've easily found it for $20.  Sourcing these games in the U.S. is where the challenge is.

Welcome to the club where you own each individual LA title officially released!

Now you just need to get the real deal non-squiggly version of the games.

[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

Not all of it arrived today, but 11 of them did...

You have duplicates of some issues I need...  hint hint.

[Off-Topic / Re: Octurbofest 2013]

I am planning on being there.

'Bout time, Dan! 'BOUT TIME!

Ashe and I hoping to be there. Things aren't set in stone yet.

Yeah, it's been too long. Now I live "only" about 8 hours away!

It's never too far for Turbo n' Friends. Now if I can only convince NecroPhile and Esteban to see the truth.

I had a dream about being at Galloping Ghost last night. Hopefully that is a good sign.

You have no idea how much I'd love to join you folks! It just is a very difficult weekend (impossible to take off time from work).

Esteban is such a bum for being a no show to all of these events.

[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

I just piced this up loose for $5.  Good deal I hope.

Good game you ask, Hmmm wouldn't know. But I did pick up mine used for 10 complete. It finished off my Final Fight collection. Was surprised to see it released on Sega and not Nintendo.

So confused...  how does one have a whole collection of Final Fight games, yet not know if the game is good?

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: VolfieV vs VolfieD]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/arcade/568344-new-fantasia/

these shoulda been ported to PCE, I mean how many Qix clone games can you play as Terminator or Robocop!

We used to play this game on MAME all the time in college.  There were two nudie games which were played using the QIX formula.  To this day, I remember the song that played in one of them:

"NOBODY, NOBODY, EVERYBODY MOVE THE BODY."  To this day I still get that song stuck in my head.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: DAY OFF! who's playing turbob's?]

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Hah, I actually remember that ad as a kid.  It was in some random manhwa magazine (the were some child actors in Korea IIRC)

Thanks for the nostalgia trip. 

What the hell system is that?  It looks like a US NES, but then it appears to have a Famicom cart on the top instead of the opening for a cart in the front.

[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

i got an early Birthday present from some Baker friends of mine.... hahahaha...  slutberry pie

HAHAHAHA

[Off-Topic / Re: PCEngineFX Picture Thread (Formerly "Mugs")]

Wine raging

The woods are so thick in Canada.  I wonder if they are ever going to bring civilization to the Great North.

[Off-Topic / The “What-Did-You-Buy-Today?” Thread]

Picked up a small haul today, but it has some nice goodies in it and the price was right.

I need to get a Japanese Saturn eventually.  I hate relying on that fucking Sega Saturn port!