Have you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up? :D
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When your not playing duo this is what concerns you? :-k
and yes...............
Ummm, no.
Shocking. Positively shocking.
Hahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).
The power of flatulence.
No, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.
I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.
Haha I hope you checked yourself just to make sure you didn't...well...you know.
Bleed? Ha ha ha!
Poop yourself from a scary nightmare?
Quote from: MotherGunner on 12/12/2011, 11:00 AMHave you ever been in a deep sleep and farted so hard you woke yourself up? :D
No, but I've made the cat jump.
Not that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.
Quote from: guyjin on 12/19/2011, 06:43 PMNot that I remember. But I do wake up in the night for no reason from time to time. Next time, I'll be sure to do a sniff check.
You mean you would actually NOT feel a tingly sensation after such an epic fart?
Interesting discussion... cant say that I have... at least not that I remember.
No.
Quote from: esteban on 12/14/2011, 08:24 AMNo, but I have heard all my lived ones (including friends) sleepfart and I've been startled by the powerful explosions.
I am usually reading into the wee hours of the morning (a particularly vulnerable state) when the Shock & Awe Flatulence terrorizes me.
hilarious! I laughed out loud.
If I didn't hear it, it didn't exist.
schrodinger's fart?
Quote from: Gogan on 12/14/2011, 07:54 AMHahaha! Not only HAVE I, but I woke up my girlfriend too! (erm, fiancé now)).
The power of flatulence.
I like farting in A elevator whens there`s lots people inside.And dude,thats fucking gross^
Quote from: Tatsujin on 12/20/2011, 06:27 AMIf I didn't hear it, it didn't exist.
Okay, but you wouid still have to FEEL something, unless of course you suffer from loose-butt. (Which there is nothing wrong with that, if that's how you roll...) :wink:
this thread is great. tons of LOLs at work. As far as waking up, not that i remember but i have woken up my g/f with some.
Let's keep it going. What other "Have you ever?'s" are out there? >=)
at my job, there's a walk in freezer with doors to the lobby.
it can get pretty dangerous when someone lets one out in there.
Quote from: bartre on 12/21/2011, 02:17 PMat my job, there's a walk in freezer with doors to the lobby.
it can get pretty dangerous when someone lets one out in there.
Wow, that's cold...
On what you can let one go.
Quote from: MotherGunnerOkay, but you wouid still have to FEEL something, unless of course you suffer from loose-butt. (Which there is nothing wrong with that, if that's how you roll...)
Just as long as it doesn't leave a big brown stain on the bedsheets...:-"
when you rip one and pull the blankets over her head its called a "dutch oven"
(http://www.memehumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dutch-oven1-e1290512896900.jpg)
Only thing better is farting so hard, you wake up laughing...
only in your dreams ;)
Nice graphic Tatsujin, i appreciate the backup :)
And to think I just had a Dutch breakfast. :(
Me a dutch shower, a dutch brush your teeth and a dutch put on your clothes.
First shower ever ever with my wife (girlfriend at the time), I gave her a dutch shower. She just about died right then and there. I was proud. But Karma is a bitch... A few days ago my 6 year old son farted on me and taunted the shit out of me by saying "Do you like that? Huh? You know you liked it!!!"
[-(
I wonder if real Dutch ovens smell that bad? :?
When I was in the Netherlands, I tried the McKroket at McDonalds... stank pretty bad and tasted like shit. I had to eat a couple of cheeseburgers to get the taste out.
Even the name, "McKroket" makes me want to hurl. :-&