this is the drunkel thread. post here iwhen you are drunk. if you post here wihile sober, you are a fail pizza and you make baby akbar jeseus fuck canada cry asshole!
Tatsujin always sounds drunk. He's got an unfair advantage.
Quote from: guest on 06/20/2012, 11:04 AMTatsujin always sounds drunk. He's got an unfair advantage.
Get drunke or get the fuck out joe redifer!
He speaks the truth:
[Thu 10:04] <Tatsujin> hasd a pasrtty asnd a after pasrty ASDFTERTHE PARTY
Ok now ithunk am quilafied ti post i here aftwr some tiem :)
Had soem good nomikai wih my good frend elnino. Quite busted sittin in the traun now.
Lolilooliiii :D
oi superdeadit i haver b eeen to the drunk threadiers for sururee i cant type for shit ok by bye hasta manana
Well, I'm drunk, and it's monday. I feel stupid cause I got in an argument with my best friend on Saturday and she gave me som e tough love, and I told my ex it upset me too much to see her (doh). I need to get out there; I can't stay at home all the time, and I can't just keep looking to the pub for companianship, especially when this guy added me on Facebook tody?! I don't even like him!!!! We ran a2way from him, he' weird and not funny. Imagine a stupid Nothern English version of regalsin.... oh my.
i'm finally drunk. chocolat vodka and marshmellow vokdca for adu8lt smores. i'm alittle drunk and so is the wifey. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
WHAT UP!!! OK. So First I charmed 2 Australian girls, and set my 2 friends to talk to them while I talked chemistry to two Freench girls. One of them was HOTTTT!! Like fucking super sexy. But I didn't get her number, MAYBE because my hot girl friend came down. Dunno. Then a guy gave me a free chicken Mc Sandwich and a tropical drink (I subsequently found out he's a drug dealer but it's probably cool) And then saw one of my sexy friens on the way out (the one who bought me a pizza a couple weeks ago) and then walked my friend home. And then I chatted up this girl on the way home. I was tres amusant.
soop you are my hero, i bow in your glory and hope to measure up :)
I have to get up early to take care of yard work before it gets too hot (it's going to be hot and humid tomorrow here in NC). But, thanks to beer, I can get a good buzz on and keep it most of the evening. :D
Getting really drunk is something I don't know if I'll ever do again - I've woken up in too many strange places. :P
SO here's my day. wai ................................................................GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!! I was alone all day, until this guy /iv know turns up and I take him to this amazing bar. first thing I insulted some hairdressers by mistake, but it turn out I know their boss, so we@re cool, ad I gt a kiss on he cheek. then it sarts raining. ny friend gets with this ugly chick, and her hot hot friend makes space fo me under the thing. next thing, ugly and my frienmd pull. so I have my eye on this blonde as we leave, when thriller cxomes on.
I start dancing and the girls start screaming. they're like "you can't leave" but /i haVE TO. ANDS THEN THE FIT ONE ( ROSE) GETS /my NUMBER ON A NAPKIN.. she asked me!!!!
she has big boobs
Nice to know you got your priorites straight :lol:
Oh she's really nice too. Very pretty. I really hope she calls, though I'm not really holding out.
And the French girl from the other day... Good lord I've thought about her a lot.. She's only here for a week though, and since I don't know her name, where she's staying or where she'll be, I've got a cats chance in hell of seeing her again. But if I do... if I do...
i sink am le drunkne nao..lol
sad songs make me think sad things :(
DAMN YOU SAD SONGS!!!
i'm so drunk, i realise i should shut the hell up and not say anything at al. guess that makes me a total failuire cause i'm still talking lol
ok i bought obeygirl a drirnk shes quite nice. i think i want to kiss her?
cocunut rum and sunny d....................gooo stuff :)
Nuthin like some Big Slick backwood Tennessee moonshine. RIP slick. Best stuff evar. Happy lBor day eryone
TOnight was lager fest. im not drunk.
But I play one on tv.
not too shabby stringing together the text sentence n' all. ;)
I think Josh is wasted, dudez!
kinky vodka, seltzer water, and energy drink mixer. i'm tipsy and my heart feels like its gonna explode. yea me!!!!
750 of captain, and drunk texting several girls, hells yes!
now let's see how much of my reputation i can ruin!
Quote from: bartre on 11/01/2012, 12:03 AM750 of captain, and drunk texting several girls, hells yes!
now let's see how much of my reputation i can ruin!
doh!
I'm complaining, but since I'm drunk, it's not so bad....
I have less than 1:45 (hrs/mins) before a shitload of guests arrive. I've been drinking since 1:00PM because I don't want 15 kids running around my house.
I have 6 pages of unread forum threads to read from the past week...it would be wonderful to read everything now, but I gotta go and be a host...
TOODLES, motherfuckers.
ALSO: Who has Space Invaders CD and Hatris to sell me?
ALSO ALSO: Inebriation is no excuse for poor grammar or spelling! Seriously...
SHIT, my wife just told me I'm a worthless lump of ____ for not helping these past few minutes.
seeya...
i could barely find this threa caus i drank too much cheap beer and win e form trader joes
Two Buck Chuck ftw!
Power Rangers + Bacardi + Dr. Pepper = a very drunk and happy Bart.
but seriously, the show just pointed out its own stupidity.
there's a fight over a certain fruit, and Tommy loses.
solution?
GO TO THE STORE AND ASK FOR ONE.
JESUS.
this thread is failure, i get two posts in a row?
we all need to drink more, then this thread can get more action.
that said, i'm expecting VGS to make for some interesting memories for those who can attend (sadly i'm not among them)
Quote from: bartre on 07/09/2013, 03:10 AMJESUS.
this thread is failure, i get two posts in a row?
we all need to drink more, then this thread can get more action.
If you can actually find this thread when you're drunk, you're either:
A) not drunk enough
B) spend too much time on the forums.
:wink:
I"m kinda drunk and i found it. maybe i'm a functional drunk :)
4 LOKO
Excellent (veggie) BBQ (don't worry, everyone else was chewing and sucking on meat) ..... BUT NOW ALL NIGHTTIME FUN IS THREATENED BY BABIES WHO WON'T SLEEEP
WHY?
Oh, because a bunch of folks are singing karaoke. PLEADE STOP. PLEAR STOP PLEADE STOP.
This has been my friend tonight.
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Edit: Hopefully not ALL of them will be my friends tonight. :dance:
Bacardi and Squid Girl.
...i've seen enough porn to know where this is going.
*sips imaginary Rolling Rock at desk....
Stoned thread would be better. :P
I'm surrounded by a bunch of pussies at work
Sexy! You got pics?
9 PM on a tuesday!
Hell Yeahs.
Also random vagina and penis facts at the bar yields bartenders enjoying your company.
I LOL'd
Ha! 8:30 on a Tuesday!
YEAAAAAAAAAH BABY!!! im vibin'
*cries
http://youtu.be/d_l-st8Q1S0
ugh, today, the hangover... i need to be saved ITS THE NFL season opener. Cant be sober
Waiting to get benzo drunk to play the MMA version of VIRTUAL PRO WRESTLING 2 on the 64 via HDMI to my flatscreen
Waiting for the green tea to arrive
I reset all records when I put the game on VERY HARD. Of course im 8-2 in matches that dont count. 11-5 in matches that are on record. 6submissions, 4 KOs, 1 Decision . I love the game, anything can happen from a first round upset to a late fight desicion. I fought the champion 6-0 and he beat me fair and square. Now he got beat fair and square so there is a 2nd champion. I am going to avenge my lost against former champ SAKURABA
20-8 record now, im deciding to stay sober
Quote from: Xak on 09/14/2013, 09:24 AM20-8 record now, im deciding to stay sober
Dude you are doing it wrong.
The whole point of this thread is to post lulz when you are actually drunk
Iche Lebe Fur NEC
http://youtu.be/rriNC8apXUo
omg I want this chic soooooo bad .... TOO MUCH TESTOSERONE running through me!!! and im not even juicin'
so far my charm is working... i hope its worth it if i get it
off topic:
http://youtu.be/UUQhkAWMDlE
Quote from: Xak on 09/20/2013, 06:35 PMomg I want this chic soooooo bad .... TOO MUCH TESTOSERONE running through me!!! and im not even juicin'
so far my charm is working... i hope its worth it if i get it
Nancy Reagan isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I'm sure your charm will work on her.
Also, for the record, I don't usually start the day with vodka. Sometimes it's nice, though.
I love you Esteban!
Quote from: PunkCryborg on 09/14/2013, 10:23 AMQuote from: Xak on 09/14/2013, 09:24 AM20-8 record now, im deciding to stay sober
Dude you are doing it wrong.
The whole point of this thread is to post lulz when you are actually drunk
:lol:
fuck being sober, i need Dee Rugs
nul u brn rd.2.1 drunk threadfe
h nl, yer fkhing bastard ass need to stop bings such a w
hy is it rum and 90
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I can haz vodka?
Jalla jalla.
Quote from: blueraven on 10/21/2016, 03:57 AMnul u brn rd.2.1 drunk threadfe
h nl, yer fkhing bastard ass need to stop bings such a w
hy is it rum and 90
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Couldn't have been too drunk if you were able to find a thread that hadn't been posted in for nearly 3 years!
favorite thread *notify*
I never post drunk, ever.
Or is it that I usually post drunk, always.
I can't remember.
Got two bottles of Mrs Butterworth's....gonna be getting antsy in the pantsy tonight.
I never remember to post here when I'm drunk. This thread doesn't work as advertised. [-(
that was real.
Quote from: bust3dstr8 on 10/23/2016, 10:44 PMGot two bottles of Mrs Butterworth's....gonna be getting antsy in the pantsy tonight.
Syrup? I like Syrup.
Delicious corm syrup!
Quote from: geise on 10/25/2016, 01:19 PMQuote from: bust3dstr8 on 10/23/2016, 10:44 PMGot two bottles of Mrs Butterworth's....gonna be getting antsy in the pantsy tonight.
Syrup? I like Syrup.
http://youtu.be/959Kvxtok-A
About time, right?
Jeszzz Louise this is nuts, signing off for tonight
Luke!!
P.s. Yea the youngest forumite has some bourbons, 2what are you wieners gonna do?
Hehe sorry wait too late go to bed.
Was not gonna bother posting but I think I'm set for tomorrow
it's been far too long. if anyone caress
the facebook groups are kinda cringe, sick of the "obey". too bad it's slowish here
Quote from: guest on 10/20/2017, 11:44 PMit's been far too long. if anyone caress
the facebook groups are kinda cringe, sick of the "obey". too bad it's slowish here
Fuck the Facebook groups. That's what Tats gets for abandoning the normal people and hanging out with a bunch of dick waving, look at my collection A holes.
That being said, ebbs and flows happen.
"One should appreciate the ebbs as well as the flows. Such is life. The cosmos. Swing the Glove to Exit." —Jackie Chan
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Be drunken, my friend - Jackie Chan
thank god finals are almost over but my dog is dying from cancer what do i do??
my other dog is anorexic or something thats going down as well. fuck
what a waste. such a shame, im sad, damnit