This is a raffle for a CD-R filled with the same audio track again and again. The track is none of than:
Only Music Survives by Alba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In order to win this raffle, I ask that:
-You must have been a member of PCEngineFX since at least sometime in 2009. This is to prevent any n00bs who post stupid threads from entering.
-You must have at least 470 posts. This is to prevent anyone who might have joined up years ago in anticipation of future raffles having my first stipulation from taking advantage of our generosity.
-You must be able to appreciate goats with machine guns. This will weed out all the fakers.
-You must be at least 31 years of age. I don't need any teenagers or 20-something kids taking advantage here. Sorry BlueBMW.
-You must be American. Sorry Tatsujin, SuperDeadite and Breetai. No Canadians, Swiss or Japanese.
-You must not have falsely accused anyone of murder. This will prevent BillD420/CPSystem3 from joining this one.
-You must not have been AWOL from the chatbox for around a week. Sorry Chop5. You're a nice guy and all and couldn't help it, but these are the rules.
-You must have never... ever had any communication from Victor Ireland... EVER.
-You must not have an account at Sega16 and use a username that starts with "E" and ends in "bit".
-You must have the user name "Sadler".
Contest will close on August 30th! Good luck to all who enter!
http://youtu.be/8QDGnhQaCTk
Contestants:
1. Sadler
2.
Oh, oh! Sign me up! :D
Quote from: Sadler on 08/13/2012, 06:02 PMOh, oh! Sign me up! :D
You, sir, are entered!
Hopefully we get a good number more people so you have some competition, eh?
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Damn..... missed it by that much. :x
What?
This is insulting. Many members here are not from the America. That kind of utter rubbish DOES NOT belong in a raffle, nor should there be this sort of racism and singling out of blokes. People come here to unwind and relax, and they don't need to have that kind of racist bollocks hanging over their head.
Quote from: guest on 08/13/2012, 06:10 PMDamn..... missed it by that much. :x
Dammit! You beat me to it.
Quote from: Breetai on 08/13/2012, 06:11 PMWhat?
This is insulting. Many members here are not from the America. That kind of utter rubbish DOES NOT belong in a raffle, nor should there be this sort of racism and singling out of blokes. People come here to unwind and relax, and they don't need to have that kind of racist bollocks hanging over their head.
I'm sorry kind sir, but you were specifically excluded because of your nationality. I recommend becoming American and moving to Texas; the greatest state.
Sorry Necro... you JUST missed it! If only you picked a better username like Sadler did!
FUCK I WANT THIS
BUT I CAN'T HAVE IT
Entrant #1 should be disqualified. He and I have discussed various animals with machine guns, and I know for a fact that he does not appreciate goats. If he told you otherwise, he's lying.
don't let that breetai douche enter, I hear he is a gouger and could possibly be american
Quote from: jperryss on 08/13/2012, 06:15 PMEntrant #1 should be disqualified. He and I have discussed various animals with machine guns, and I know for a fact that he does not appreciate goats. If he told you otherwise, he's lying.
I'm sorry, but I think you are full of defecate, jealousy and Aladeen.
Quote from: PunkCryborg on 08/13/2012, 06:16 PMdon't let that breetai douche enter, I hear he is a gouger and could possibly be american
I'll gouge you, E**bit!!!! Don't forget that the CN Tower is bigger, and so are our balls.
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Sign me up... ah, er... No, I guess not. Damn. :-({|=
BEST SONG EVER
Quote from: FiftyQuid on 08/13/2012, 10:24 PMSign me up... ah, er... No, I guess not. Damn. :-({|=
Ohhhhh.... *just* short of that post count. Sorry bud. You do have a few weeks to try and get those extra few posts in, though. Good luck. You can do it!
I'm waiting to see who the first n00b raffle-whore will be who tries in all seriousness to sign up for this, having not even read the OP.
Quote from: CGQuarterly on 08/13/2012, 11:12 PMI'm waiting to see who the first n00b raffle-whore will be who tries in all seriousness to sign up for this, having not even read the OP.
Hehe, me too.
Quote from: Firebomber7 on 08/13/2012, 11:02 PMQuote from: FiftyQuid on 08/13/2012, 10:24 PMSign me up... ah, er... No, I guess not. Damn. :-({|=
Ohhhhh.... *just* short of that post count. Sorry bud. You do have a few weeks to try and get those extra few posts in, though. Good luck. You can do it!
I'll need to take my USA citizenship test too. I hope the line-ups aren't long. [-o<
Quote from: FiftyQuid on 08/13/2012, 11:40 PMI'll need to take my USA citizenship test too. I hope the line-ups aren't long. [-o<
Just declare your love for Texas, you'll be good.
Quote from: Firebomber7 on 08/13/2012, 06:00 PM-You must have never... ever had any communication from Victor Ireland... EVER.
Damn, aside from post count, this eliminates me!
Quote from: galam on 08/19/2012, 05:27 PMQuote from: Firebomber7 on 08/13/2012, 06:00 PM-You must have never... ever had any communication from Victor Ireland... EVER.
Damn, aside from post count, this eliminates me!
You're the second that I know of. Perhaps Mr. Ireland is actually a member here?
Those rules seem awfully restrictive.
Quote from: Emerald Rocker on 08/19/2012, 08:14 PMThose rules seem awfully restrictive.
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Quote from: jperryss on 08/19/2012, 08:21 PMQuote from: Emerald Rocker on 08/19/2012, 08:14 PMThose rules seem awfully restrictive.
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terrific.
Same here
Quote from: galam on 08/19/2012, 05:27 PMQuote from: Firebomber7 on 08/13/2012, 06:00 PM-You must have never... ever had any communication from Victor Ireland... EVER.
Damn, aside from post count, this eliminates me!
I would just like to say a bit congratulations to Sadler on winning this raffle! Good job buddy! It was a tight race, but you managed to come out on top.
I hate my life....
did i win yet
Who Won :D
Sadler won!
Sorry Bernie, I know you wanted this one. :P
OMG! Me? Seriously? FUCK YES! :D
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Sorry everyone that didn't win, it was close! :D
FB I'll pm you my address