Just another raffle from my personal collection. This time, GTA San Adreas for PC. Includes Slip Cover, Disc, Map, Hard Cover Book.
Two stipulations to be entered:
1. Please clearly state that you want in. Please don't post "This is a good raffle" and expect to be entered.
2. I need some "Yo Mama..." jokes. If you sign up with a joke in your post, you'll get 2 entries.
Winner will be drawn at random in a few days. All are welcome since humor has no post count and knows no geographic boundries!
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Entered so far:
Opethian
Opethian
BigusSchmuck
BigusSchmuck
PCEngineHell
PCEngineHell
Arkhan
Arkhan
MotherGunner
MotherGunner
TheOldMan
TheOldMan
Tatsujin
Tatsujin
I will be pulling a winner tomorrow, Jan 1. if anybody still wants in...
"Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out"
Quote from: Opethian on 12/26/2012, 03:06 PM"Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out"
That is gross. Somewhat funny
"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
So uh yeah add me for this one. Google does wonders:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
:)
I don't want this game. At all...
NONETHELESS: your mother is so hairy, she shaves her ice.
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Quote from: BigusSchmuck on 12/26/2012, 03:24 PM"Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
So uh yeah add me for this one. Google does wonders:
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
:)
Yes, you are correct (Urban Dictionary has thousands of them too), but I'm interested in which ones the PCEFX members choose to post. This is more fun.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her vitamins.
Don't enter me.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Don't enter me, either. I just love 'yo mama' jokes.
Chris
Yo mama's such a slut, she's like a race car driver.....she burns a lot of rubbers.
Add me, my son luvs GTA stuff on console and pc.
Yo momma's so fat she got her own moons circling....
Not interested in the raffle though.
"Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections"
Yo momma so slutty she has given more blow jobs then all of the original NES players in the world COMBINED!
Please do not enter me. I'm just here for the yo momma jokes.
Your moms so stupid, she runs outside with a bowl when you say its chilly outside.
Your moms so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.
Your moms so fat that when she went to KFC for chicken, they asked what size and she said THE ONE ON THE ROOF
Your moms so fat, she broke the family tree.
Anyway:
http://youtu.be/7_rBidCkJxo
http://youtu.be/KzelrlH_pjQ
I want in.
Your momma is so fat, she's one M&M away from "HOLY SHIT!"; And one cupcake away from "GOD! DAMN!"
Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean and caused a tidal wave in Japan.....
Quote from: TheOldMan on 12/27/2012, 02:41 PMYo momma so fat, she jumped in the pacific ocean and caused a tidal wave in Japan.....
and wiped out half the country.
Yo mama is so fat, she can't be seen because her mass bends space and time.
"Yo momma gums so black she spits Yoohoo"
Entered so far:
Opethian
Opethian
BigusSchmuck
BigusSchmuck
PCEngineHell
PCEngineHell
Arkhan
Arkhan
MotherGunner
MotherGunner
TheOldMan
TheOldMan
Tatsujin
Tatsujin
I will be pulling a winner tomorrow, Jan 1. if anybody still wants in...
You can take me out. I was just passing on the best "yo momma" jokes I heard.
I think you should take a vote, and best joke wins :)
Quote from: TheOldMan on 12/31/2012, 12:26 PMYou can take me out. I was just passing on the best "yo momma" jokes I heard.
I think you should take a vote, and best joke wins :)
Nope, you're in. If you win, you can choose who it goes to.
Yo momma's such a fat fuck that people walk by and say "GAWD DAMN! THAT IS A BIG FAT FUCK!"
-stolen from South Park
WE HAVE A WINNER!
I took a differt tact in order to draw the winner here...
1) Printed the names of all entrants:
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2) Put them in a hat and shook it up
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3) Attached them to my dartboard
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4) After numerous missed throws
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5) I HIT ONE!
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THAT MOTHERFU>.....GUNNER! congrats I think? lol
Ha ha awesome idea, and congrats Mother! Good win. :)
Best way to pick a raffle ever.
Glad I didn't win, I kinda hate San Andreas.
MoterGunner is going to be unable to stop using the N-word in no time!
Congrats and awesome dart decision making.
galam, that was the best raffle drawing EVER. :pcgs:
LOVED IT.
Great raffle draw idea and even better way of picking a winner.
Congratz to MotherGunner! :)
Well SUCK ME SIDEWAYS! Awesome! PM Sent! Thanks Guys! Btw, winners announced for my raffles!