Give me your best caption for this picture.
Winner will receive a surprise!
RULES:
One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image. Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US. International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.
I will run this for just a few days.
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Betty trying to sell new "easy to carry" road cones at the DMV!
"stay the fuck away from my groceries, tubby"
If that sonofabitch thinks I'm gonna fall for his "I'm having a heart attack!" shit and give him mouth to mouth again, he's crazy.
All of your Trick-or-Treats belong to me!
"Do you happen to have an extra copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased?"
"Fuck watching this shit, ive got an eighther and a couple Highlifes out back if you wanna get fucked up."
"OBEY or GTFO"
"Esteban in three years."
Quote from: galam on 01/14/2013, 09:10 PM/turbo/baglady.jpg[/img]
"Did you have to sit in a waiting room at the 'Green Bag' store?"
"Yeah, I'm the bag speed stacking world champ. Trophy is out in my car, wanna see it?"
Quote from: MotherGunner on 01/15/2013, 06:22 PM"Do you happen to have an extra copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased?"
bwhahahaha I loled.
"The old purse handle tit framing technique. Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique. Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
You should be arrested.
Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique. Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
We have a winner! Lol...
Quote from: guest on 01/16/2013, 11:38 PMQuote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique. Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
We have a winner! Lol...
HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA.
AGREED 100% (delicious!)
Listen bitch, there better be a god damn turbo duo in one of those god damn orange bags or I'm going to whoop some ass with my custom Orthotics.
Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique. Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
Winner. Freak. PM me a list of consoles you own.
Quote from: galam on 01/21/2013, 07:16 PMQuote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique. Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
Winner. Freak. PM me a list of consoles you own.
I am just a tit framing expert and know how to spot it well. List incoming. Thanks for doing these contests!
Delicious.
Just got Star Soldier NES in the mail today. It was a game I didn't have that I am looking forward to play. Thanks for keeping these contests going!