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Title: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on 01/02/2014, 12:03 PM
Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a ZERO 4 CHAMP II for PCE.  Disc/Manual/Case all very good condition.

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see THIS THREAD (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=14108.0)

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Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: TheClash603 on 01/03/2014, 03:39 AM
After a 23 day TG16 gaming binge, Billy raced to the store to avoid death by starvation.
Title: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: esteban on 01/03/2014, 05:39 AM
Kyoto's scenic hiking trails face the wrath of Tats, XTREME SWISSLER.

(No prize necessary, thank you.)
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: PukeSter on 01/03/2014, 09:04 AM
Quick! To the Fatmobile!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Opethian on 01/03/2014, 09:06 AM
does this bike make me look fat?
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Xak on 01/03/2014, 09:25 AM
Zero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: ToyMachine78 on 01/03/2014, 10:38 AM
After 20 years of saving by foregoing grocery shopping and selling his entire wardrobe; Earl raced to buy the elusive Magical Chase!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: MrFlutterPie on 01/03/2014, 12:10 PM
Skeletor races to do battle with his arch nemesis He-Man.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: munchiaz on 01/03/2014, 12:39 PM
BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: CrackTiger on 01/03/2014, 04:18 PM
Mr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.

Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: PukeSter on 01/03/2014, 04:41 PM
Quote from: CrackTiger on 01/03/2014, 04:18 PMMr. Garrison: What do you think, Mr. Marsh? You ready to put a down payment on that baby?

Randy Marsh: Well yeah, but I just had one question about how it works. Well, it seems all the buttons on these front and rear flexi-grips are also found on the side of the vehicle.

Mr. Garrison: Yep.

Randy Marsh: So, they don't really do anything.

Mr. Garrison: Right.

Randy Marsh: So then, couldn't I just order one that works without going in and out of my ass and mouth?

Mr. Garrison: [pause] ... Well, I guess you could.
Winner right here. South Park ftw!

QuoteZero 4 Champ2 needs  a translation so bad. I love cars, and I love RPGs.
Dude, seriously? Try and compete.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: Psycho Punch on 01/03/2014, 06:02 PM
I have come here to kick ass and have three meals a day.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on 01/03/2014, 06:08 PM
Upon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: GohanX on 01/03/2014, 08:26 PM
Nerds everywhere were outraged at the art direction for Gollum in the new Hobbit movie.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: OldMan on 01/03/2014, 09:39 PM
Grandpa knows the law. He always wears his helmet.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: esteban on 01/03/2014, 10:05 PM
Quote from: guest on 01/03/2014, 06:08 PMUpon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.
Heck, yeah. (https://junk.tg-16.com/audio/ICFTD/Sea_of_Love_Full_Version_TurboGrafx_CD.mp3) http://junk.tg-16.com/audio/ICFTD/Sea_of_Love_Full_Version_TurboGrafx_CD.mp3
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on 01/03/2014, 10:08 PM
Quote from: esteban on 01/03/2014, 10:05 PM
Quote from: guest on 01/03/2014, 06:08 PMUpon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.
Heck, yeah. (https://junk.tg-16.com/audio/ICFTD/Sea_of_Love_Full_Version_TurboGrafx_CD.mp3) http://junk.tg-16.com/audio/ICFTD/Sea_of_Love_Full_Version_TurboGrafx_CD.mp3
Yeah, I think it's my favorite so far.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on 01/04/2014, 01:21 AM
Yay! I was hoping it wasn't too obscure.  I lol'd when I thought of it. :mrgreen:

Clash's captions always make me lol, too.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on 01/04/2014, 01:55 AM
It came from the desert references will always give you a leg up in my book!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: turboswimbz on 01/04/2014, 09:29 AM
I'd say that dude could cut glass but his nipples appear to have been blown away!

Seriously where are that guys nips?




No. Seriously.


Just to make it clear I own this game, I am just really wondering about the nips. still.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: PukeSter on 01/04/2014, 01:50 PM
Quote from: turboswimbz on 01/04/2014, 09:29 AMI'd say that dude could cut glass but his nipples appear to have been blown away!

Seriously where are that guys nips?

You mean the dark, evil eyes that possibly could be nips?


No. Seriously.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: FiftyQuid on 01/04/2014, 08:49 PM
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: bob on 01/10/2014, 03:35 PM
Quote from: guest on 01/03/2014, 06:08 PMUpon hearing the news of another Ant Invasion, Greg Bradley heads back to the desert.
Winner of this round.  PM incoming.
Thanks to everybody for playing.
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on 01/10/2014, 03:56 PM
Ha!  Thanks, galam!  I'm looking forward to it!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: MrFlutterPie on 01/10/2014, 05:56 PM
Congratz dude!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: TheClash603 on 01/10/2014, 07:24 PM
Nice Rolf!
Title: Re: Caption Contest 11 (raffle type thing) - Zero 4 Champ II
Post by: roflmao on 01/16/2014, 10:00 PM
Got the game in today.  Thanks again, Galam!  I can't wait to dig into it this weekend.  You rock!