I needed 2 replacement gears so I ordered a five pack and now I can pass the savings on to you! If you act now you will receive a brand new plastic gear! But wait, there's more! If you purchase in the next five minutes you will receive a reusable plastic zip lock gear storage baggy FREE OF CHARGE! That's right, free! How much is this bundle worth? One hundred dollars? Fifty dollars? No, no, no, if you act now you can receive this bundle for the low, low price of $25 shipped each! Supplies are limited so act now.
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Lol love the sales pitch.
Quote from: Ninja16608 on 05/18/2014, 09:22 PMLol love the sales pitch.
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PPPFffFffffff spit all over the laptop, you fuckers kill me.
Damn, that is funny as hell....
Got mine today :-) thanks a bunch!!!
Like a wise man once said: "You'll love my nuts."
All sold! Thanks!
I was going to buy one, but I was holding out for you to say.....
"But wait there's MORE! if you act now we will double your order for FREE!"
Quote from: jelloslug on 05/18/2014, 09:55 PMQuote from: Ninja16608 on 05/18/2014, 09:22 PMLol love the sales pitch.
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By the way, isn't that the sales pitch guy who beat the shit out of a prostitute at some hotel out west?
EDIT: Oh yeah, it is!
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