at something you did before anyone even knew about it?
:lol:
i swear... i'm sorry for all the spam... but for F's sake...
I hired ron jeremey. To be in my video. And everyone is asleep.
FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
When you guys wake up... i'll be fast asleep, giggling in my slumber about shit you're just now seeing. ahhhhh.....................
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
What.
Go back to sleep.
Forget this and go approve my DoxPhile application
Fuck you and your shitty video with 45 seconds of black screen and bg music. And stick your beloved Ron Jeremy in your butt! How much $ and sex did you pay him for 2 seconds of video you retard?
Sorry but I hate people who send raffle items to be VAG graded to be later sold on eBay. Bastard.
I also hate people who don't use the edit button.
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/05/2014, 01:22 PMQuote from: Psycho Punch on 07/05/2014, 12:23 PMHow much $ and sex did you pay him for 2 seconds of video you retard?
I'm not at liberty to disclose specific numbers, so let's just say it was more than i gave your mom, but less than your sister.
That puts the cost in the $6-$9 range.
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/05/2014, 01:22 PMQuote from: Psycho Punch on 07/05/2014, 12:23 PMHow much $ and sex did you pay him for 2 seconds of video you retard?
I'm not at liberty to disclose specific numbers, so let's just say it was more than i gave your mom, but less than your sister.
(https://i.imgur.com/LrSVBSq.gif)
Very funny, but FYI I don't have a mom since 1991! HA!
:(
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/06/2014, 12:24 AMQuote from: Psycho Punch on 07/06/2014, 12:15 AMVery funny, but FYI I don't have a mom since 1991
:(
it's a risk one takes with each "yo momma" joke. If you're serious, then all my apologies and condolences are belong to you... :/
do you have one or more sisters? I want to get this burn right. :/
:lol:
Yes I still have my mom... so please don't disclose her field of work so openly, the preacher at the local church ain't gonna be happy to find about it. :P
Not having a mom actually gives you the best line of comebacks against any "I fucked your mom" joke: "How long did it take to dig up her grave?" "I didn't know you were into corpses. That's pretty fucked up, dude." etc. Took me a while to come up with that thought, but once I started using them, they've been super effective.
Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/05/2014, 03:54 PMQuote from: Nulltard on 07/05/2014, 01:22 PMQuote from: Psycho Punch on 07/05/2014, 12:23 PMHow much $ and sex did you pay him for 2 seconds of video you retard?
I'm not at liberty to disclose specific numbers, so let's just say it was more than i gave your mom, but less than your sister.
That puts the cost in the $6-$9 range.
Hey, Clash with the zinger! I'm not sure, but I think that's the first major LOL I ever got from a post of yours.
Nulltard, I dunno if your marketing for this has been too great. It maybe should've got its own thread as it'll just get buried quick in the YouTube thread for one, and now in FS, you'll get less visibility except for those that use the new posts/threads buttons. The other thing, his voice gets drowned out early because your background music doesn't fade quick enough. Anyway, is there more planned to this?
one clam per ham
Are you magic, sir? ._.
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/07/2014, 01:27 AMI've kept this secret from all but about 6 or so good friends (and in some cases, random people who seem cool) and it was just killing me!
OMG! You think I'm cool!? My quest for social acceptance is complete!
Quote from: Desh on 07/08/2014, 01:06 PMQuote from: Nulltard on 07/07/2014, 01:27 AMI've kept this secret from all but about 6 or so good friends (and in some cases, random people who seem cool) and it was just killing me!
OMG! You think I'm cool!? My quest for social acceptance is complete!
lol I got a sneak peak as well. hehe
I gotta watch your other video. You know. The other one.
Quote from: esteban on 07/10/2014, 12:03 AMI gotta watch your other video. You know. The other one.
what.
Quote from: Desh on 07/08/2014, 01:06 PMOMG! You think I'm cool!? My quest for social acceptance is complete!
To be called "cool" by Nulltard is a great honor. Consider yourself honored.
What video? What did I miss?
Huh, it wasn't link in here. These:
Raw Ron Jeremy Footage (https://youtu.be/vvkXpRLspYE#ws)
DoxPhile - Final Lap Twin Unboxing - Part 1 (https://youtu.be/18fYndv0n6s#ws)
Just Google- Johnny Macaroni or Breast Pedestal. Something crazy will come up....