Here is a place to tell your best mama joke. the rules are simple, the joke must start in the famous ghetto style "Yo Mama" cuz we all know, no one in the ghetto can talk right lol.
I'll kick it off with a pretty funny one
Yo mama's arm pits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
Boooooooo........ Extra extra shell now....
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Now that is funny as hell!
eat me, its funny
Really? I thought being on a video game forum was childish enough.
Yo mama so fat she started going to the DoxPhile forum
yo mama so fat, back in the 90s when "yo mama" jokes were popular she was quite the topic of conversation and humor
yo mama so fat, orange you glad you didn't say banana
Yo mama so stupid she started a high score challenge for Blazing Lazers and said you couldn't milk the boss and had to use a camcorder to record the whole run and realized she didn't have any blank VHS tapes for her camcorder so recorded over the final episode of the first season of Survivor where that gay dude won.
Yo Mama so fat! Someone told her that Magical Chase was a "piece of cake" so she paid 2,000 for it and was disappointed by the lack of frosting.
Quote from: DragonmasterDan on 07/30/2014, 02:28 PMYo Mama so fat! Someone told her that Magical Chase was a "piece of cake" so she paid 2,000 for it and was disappointed by the lack of frosting.
Ya know that is actually pretty good :lol:
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Yo mama so fat, she rocked herself back to sleep trying to roll out the bed!
Yo mama is so slutty, she does everything nintendon't.
Yo mama so fat Ryan's installed speed bumps around the buffet.
co-ed naked water polo
Didn't we do this once already?
Yo Momma So Fat...
....Her bathroom scale measures in kilotons.
....Her job title is "Skyscraper Counterweight"
....She sat on a see-saw and her baby joined the "mile high" club.
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a bikini and the neighbor called animal control.
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/30/2014, 02:34 PMyo momma so fat (https://web.archive.org/web/20140513135632im_/http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/6191.jpg)
oh god damnit that is just nasty...
So nasty Nulltard.....
OH NULLY thats gross
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger right outta George Washington's nose.
End all, be all:
Yo Momma is so fat.. that people are generally concerned for her well-being.
You're welcome, now please stop. God Damn.
Yo Mama so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, the dumb ass grabbed a spoon!
Quote from: TheOldMan on 07/30/2014, 07:32 PMYo Momma So Fat...
....Her job title is "Skyscraper Counterweight"
Momma the tuned mass damper. :lol:
Stop this lame thread. Now.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the woods bigfoot takes pictures of her.
yo momma so dumb she asked arkhan how to pre-order a copy of atlantean
Yo mama's like a pepsi machine, 25 cents and out pops the next generation.
Yo mama's like a screen door, the harder you bang her the looser she gets.
Yo mama's like a freezer, always packed with meat.
Yo mama's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Quote from: esteban on 07/31/2014, 11:30 AMStop this lame thread. Now.
Yo mama so lame, she thinks Esteban is cool. Lol :P
Quote from: guest on 07/31/2014, 03:12 PMQuote from: esteban on 07/31/2014, 11:30 AMStop this lame thread. Now.
Yo mama so lame, she thinks Esteban is cool. Lol :P
Hahahahahahahahaha. :pcgs:
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Cheerios are donut seeds.
Yo momma so slutty she has given more blow jobs then all of the NES players in the world...COMBINED!!!!
Yo mama so weak, she needs vitamins to bend licorice.
Quote from: PunkCryborg on 07/30/2014, 02:21 PMYo mama so fat she started going to the DoxPhile forum
That one got me! :lol: :lol:
Yo mama so short, she needs a stepladder to kick an ant in the ankle.
Yo mama so corny she writes all Old Rover's jokes... ;)
Your mother is a monster that came out of nowhere and left mayor Grady trapped in the mine.
Quote from: wildfruit on 08/01/2014, 01:57 PMYour mother is a monster that came out of nowhere and left mayor Grady trapped in the mine.
lol
Yo mama sooooo fat.... When the doctor told her she had contracted a terminal flesh eating bacteria.... He told her don't worry.... You'll live at least another 20 years.
Quote from: guest on 08/01/2014, 03:10 PMYo mama sooooo fat.... When the doctor told her she had contracted a terminal flesh eating bacteria.... He told her don't worry.... You'll live at least another 20 years.
Damn...and that shit kills quick, too. :lol:
Yo mama so dumb, she read this thread.
Yo mama so dumb, she's still wondering if they'll play MASSAKA on the ray dee-eee-oh.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she was a baby they fed her with a slingshot.
It's getting painful now ninja....Just stop...Lock the thread....or put some shells in it....
O no you didn't! Nully..... don't be jealous...
Yo mama made these Google searches:
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WTF kind of funny if not edited!
Yahoo's search of "why"
why you gotta be so rude
why is facebook not working
why do dogs eat grass
why is my poop green
why are flags at half staff today
why do cats knead paws
why do cats purr
why is the sky blue
why are the kardashians famous
why am i always tired
Why do drive up ATMs have braille on the keys?
Just for you Madboom....
Yo mama so poor, she couldn't pay attention.
Quote from: galam on 08/09/2014, 03:22 PMWhy do drive up ATMs have braille on the keys?
Well for a technical answer.... Even tho braile isn't needed for a drive up ATM... Cause I hope to god blind folks aren't driving lol... Its more cost efficient to produce a single set of buttons for all atms
Quote from: galam on 08/09/2014, 03:22 PMWhy do drive up ATMs have braille on the keys?
Heh, well, you still get to walk up to them when the bank is closed, but still, somebody that's blind can't escape needing somebody else to trust for that sort of thing. Be curious to know if there actually is a functional and independent blind person (beyond a walking dog) that can do their own banking though...
The short answer is that ADA probably isn't specific enough to exempt them, and they probably shouldn't be. If it's an ATM they've used before with a little trusted assistance, they could have the routine memorized, making it possible for them to use the ATM from the back seat of a taxi or friends car.
Quote from: guest on 08/11/2014, 01:36 PMThe short answer is that ADA probably isn't specific enough to exempt them, and they probably shouldn't be. If it's an ATM they've used before with a little trusted assistance, they could have the routine memorized, making it possible for them to use the ATM from the back seat of a taxi or friends car.
Necro, other than telling me to shut-the-fuck up at times, this here, makes great sense; back seat of a taxi/car.
You opened your mind!
Ehh, shut your fuckin' piehole! :mrgreen:
I would imagine the keys are also standardize to keep production costs down. Even though your at a drive through ATM, those same keys probably fit a floor model for that same manufacturer.
If you have ever been to chicago, you will realize blind people drive everyday! :)
Quote from: tggodfrey on 08/11/2014, 02:54 PM...........
If you have ever been to chicago, you will realize blind people drive everyday! :)
TGG, driven on the east coast, much?
Chicago, colder there, though. Slicker roads, certain times of year, though.
Da bears.
Quote from: guest on 08/11/2014, 02:24 PMThere is. Lots of them. Blind people (at least the ones I know) tend to have a highly developed capacity for memorizing and recalling things.
Sure, they're not going to be driving anywhere, but as long as they're dropped off in a familiar location, they employ a number of means to navigate... ranging from the classic walking stick to counting their steps or other items (how many streets have been crossed? how many steps from the corner to the entrance? etc..). As for banking, most of that is done online I'd imagine. There are accessibility applications, such as JAWS (screen reader) which not only read the text but also allow them to navigate by keystroke. Writing checks is achieved by a plastic overlay with holes where the payee, $ amount, and signature goes. Even managing bills within the wallet is an affair of keeping bills in sequence and knowing how many of each are present and/or dog-earing the last of a denomination.
Of course, many tasks are easier with a friend or assistant along to help. Doesn't make them any less functional or independent. ( ;
WRONG THREAD MOFO!
Let me help you out...
Yo mama is. Lots of yo mama. Yo mama (at least yo mama I know) tend to have a highly developed capacity for memorizing and recalling things.
Sure, yo mama not going to be driving anywhere, but as long as yo mama dropped off in a familiar location, yo mama employ a number of means to navigate... ranging from the classic walking stick to counting yo mama's steps or other items (how many streets yo mama crossed? how many steps from the corner to the entrance is yo mama? etc..). As for banking, most of that is done online by yo mama I'd imagine. There are accessibility applications, such as JAWS (screen reader) which not only read the text for yo mama but also allow yo mama to navigate by keystroke. Writing checks is achieved by a plastic overlay with holes where yo mama name goes. Even managing bills within the wallet is an affair of yo mama keeping bills in sequence and knowing how many of each are present and/or dog-earing the last of a denomination.
Of course, many tasks are easier with yo mama friend or assistant along to help. Doesn't make yo mama any less functional or independent. ( ;
This is how I imagine most of this board functions, nowadays. Professional, yet, not;
http://youtu.be/bJuckkcvV8M
Nah, Never been East really. Drove to Maryland to pick up a car once but thats it. I get the impression if I do, I might want to plan on walking huh? lol
you think its bad at a drive up ATM???? Try explaining handicap parking at a rollerskating rink :-)
To keep in fashion...
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house.