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Poll
Question: Would You Hit It?
Option 1: Yes votes: 2
Option 2: No votes: 10
Title: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/02/2014, 10:14 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7spXX8o.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: johnnymad on 09/02/2014, 10:53 PM
I'm confused. Last poll was about a lady with man parts. Is this a man with lady parts? Asking for a friend that wants to participate in the poll.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: jtucci31 on 09/03/2014, 09:32 AM
You've got my hard no on this one (no pun intended). No boobs, i ain't hittin' it  [-X
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 09/03/2014, 09:46 AM
Hell no!  All that FEKA and Sony crap makes for a powerful boner repellent.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: o.pwuaioc on 09/03/2014, 12:24 PM
With a baseball bat, yes.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: CGQuarterly on 09/03/2014, 12:30 PM
Pete Dorr is such a loser.  I heard that he pulled the "do you know who I am?" routine at a gaming expo.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: wildfruit on 09/03/2014, 12:45 PM
Bring back bailey jay
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Dicer on 09/03/2014, 01:24 PM
Quote from: wildfruit on 09/03/2014, 12:45 PMBring back bailey jay
Seconded...
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Psycho Punch on 09/03/2014, 01:57 PM
Quote from: CGQuarterly on 09/03/2014, 12:30 PMPete Dorr is such a loser.  I heard that he pulled the "do you know who I am?" routine at a gaming expo.
Do you know who you're talking with you fucker?!? I MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT GAMES!!!
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: xcrement5x on 09/03/2014, 02:06 PM
Quote from: CGQuarterly on 09/03/2014, 12:30 PMPete Dorr is such a loser.  I heard that he pulled the "do you know who I am?" routine at a gaming expo.
Lol, is this guy internet famous or something?  I've never heard of him.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: o.pwuaioc on 09/03/2014, 02:36 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/03/2014, 02:06 PM
Quote from: CGQuarterly on 09/03/2014, 12:30 PMPete Dorr is such a loser.  I heard that he pulled the "do you know who I am?" routine at a gaming expo.
Lol, is this guy internet famous or something?  I've never heard of him.
Anyone who uses the "do you know who I am" shtick deserves to be beat black and blue and bloody red. What a schmuckface.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 09/03/2014, 03:28 PM
(http://abload.de/img/a85bbqvdsjxz.gif)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 09/03/2014, 03:45 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/03/2014, 02:06 PMLol, is this guy internet famous or something?  I've never heard of him.
Me neither.  As far as I'm concerned, he's just another dude with a sizable collection of games, most of which will never get played.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/03/2014, 05:27 PM
I watched a video of his recently and thought a poll was in order. Thought more people would know who he is. lol

He kinda pisses me off, but I can't stop watching his videos because the fact that he makes them is hilarious.

I have a collection, it is huge, i like Sannik, derp derp derp.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: OldRover on 09/03/2014, 07:37 PM
Looks too masculine for me... would not hit it.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: PunkCryborg on 09/03/2014, 08:16 PM
Im sure whoever would would be stealing it's virginity
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/03/2014, 10:09 PM
Quote from: PunkCryborg on 09/03/2014, 08:16 PMIm sure whoever would would be stealing it's virginity
hahaha
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: jtucci31 on 09/03/2014, 11:19 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 09/03/2014, 05:27 PMI watched a video of his recently and thought a poll was in order. Thought more people would know who he is. lol

He kinda pisses me off, but I can't stop watching his videos because the fact that he makes them is hilarious.

I have a collection, it is huge, i like Sannik, derp derp derp.
You could make a drinking game out of the number of times he says "collection" in every video.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: NightWolve on 09/04/2014, 02:41 AM
Heh-heh, another "hit it" thread... Well, given your featured choice, an entity with no convincing disguise as a female, I gather your use of "hit it" is literal, as in would I hit this dude with a bat or something else ?? ;)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/04/2014, 03:00 AM
Quote from: NightWolve on 09/04/2014, 02:41 AMHeh-heh, another "hit it" thread... Well, given your featured choice, an entity with no convincing disguise as a female, I gather your use of "hit it" is literal, as in would I hit this dude with a bat or something else ?? ;)
I'm sure a plush baseball bat would be enough to stun him so I could take every one of Sonic figurines and run. Later holding them for ransom. lol
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Medic_wheat on 09/04/2014, 11:10 AM
Quote from: guest on 09/02/2014, 10:34 PMSo... uh... is that a girl trying to look-a like-a man?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20190908070658im_/http://www.quickmeme.com/img/10/10d08eda6bc6d0e7325a6c4a985dbd5c51e2178347f82b55ed71bb6bfb460d16.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Medic_wheat on 09/04/2014, 11:14 AM
Quote from: guest on 09/03/2014, 11:19 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 09/03/2014, 05:27 PMI watched a video of his recently and thought a poll was in order. Thought more people would know who he is. lol

He kinda pisses me off, but I can't stop watching his videos because the fact that he makes them is hilarious.

I have a collection, it is huge, i like Sannik, derp derp derp.
You could make a drinking game out of the number of times he says "collection" in every video.
He is some what "friends" with other youtubers...You'll see him pop up in that youtube gamer click but thankfully not as much.....


You start to see alot of cross over espessially when they all start to join each other's videos and alike.....


He is almost like "gamster81" but without any real content...or reviews.....or ideas........mind you I am not a fan of gamester's videos either.....


I did find one "new" to me youtube video game channel called "The left over culter review"....I spent I think 3 hours last night watching his stuff ...oh which I actually enjoyed.  Has a very "radical" feel to it.....
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: geise on 09/04/2014, 01:53 PM
So I can also be famous just by making shitty vids behind a camera but also in front of some shelves of lame ass games?  That just seems to easy.  I wouldn't hit it, but I would however keep asking who she is just to annoy her.  Maybe tell her to look more lady like by shaving off those whiskers.  Waxing works wonders.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 09/04/2014, 02:03 PM
He's got a copy of Mysterious Song, so that's something.  It's cooler than everything else in the room.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/04/2014, 05:12 PM
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 09/04/2014, 11:14 AMHe is almost like "gamster81" but without any real content...or reviews.....or ideas........mind you I am not a fan of gamester's videos either.....
Gamester kinda creeps me out just a little bit. Nice guy, though. :3
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: johnnymad on 09/04/2014, 10:03 PM
I like Gamester 81. He's developing new homebrew games for retro systems. Hope he gets to TG eventually.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/05/2014, 02:20 AM
Quote from: johnnymad on 09/04/2014, 10:03 PMI like Gamester 81. He's developing new homebrew games for retro systems. Hope he gets to TG eventually.
Hope if he *dies it isn't as bad as that "Gamester: The Game" he did for Atari err whateverrr.

*does, oops.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: johnnymad on 09/05/2014, 09:52 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 09/05/2014, 02:20 AMHope if he does it isn't as bad as that "Gamester: The Game" he did for Atari err whateverrr.
Don't know that one. He's developing a couple cave exploring platformers that look pretty decent.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/05/2014, 10:23 PM
Quote from: johnnymad on 09/05/2014, 09:52 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 09/05/2014, 02:20 AMHope if he does it isn't as bad as that "Gamester: The Game" he did for Atari err whateverrr.
Don't know that one. He's developing a couple cave exploring platformers that look pretty decent.
Saw one of those, looks alright. I'm assuming that he doesn't have much to do with it. Don't know what he'd be able to accomplish, what with his big clumsy, gorilla hands. :3

I'm probably kidding, of course.

I'm sure "his" games will turn out better than the games I'm not developing, amirite?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: johnnymad on 09/06/2014, 08:45 AM
I think "his" game is the best way to describe it. Sure he's just giving input and someone else is doing all the magic behind the scenes. He's just the name to draw attention to the product.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/06/2014, 09:00 PM
Quote from: johnnymad on 09/06/2014, 08:45 AMI think "his" game is the best way to describe it. Sure he's just giving input and someone else is doing all the magic behind the scenes. He's just the name to draw attention to the product.
Sounds like a thing.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: esteban on 09/07/2014, 06:16 AM
Answer: Hell no.

Please post a pic of the other dude (Part I) to wash away the image in this thread.

Thank you.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/07/2014, 08:07 PM
Here ya go!

(https://i.imgur.com/CMlbHpa.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: johnnymad on 09/07/2014, 09:09 PM
A dong and braces? Ehh.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: wildfruit on 09/07/2014, 11:54 PM
Yum
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: xcrement5x on 09/09/2014, 01:46 PM
Hailing, I think you chose the worst possible picture of her/im there.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/09/2014, 05:09 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/09/2014, 01:46 PMHailing, I think you chose the worst possible picture of her/im there.
I think I chose one of the funniest possible pictures of her.

Here, is this more to your liking?

(https://i.imgur.com/axF17aE.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: wildfruit on 09/09/2014, 05:26 PM
Hello! .....kitty
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Medic_wheat on 09/09/2014, 05:26 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 09/09/2014, 05:09 PM
Quote from: guest on 09/09/2014, 01:46 PMHailing, I think you chose the worst possible picture of her/im there.
I think I chose one of the funniest possible pictures of her.

Here, is this more to your liking?

(https://i.imgur.com/axF17aE.jpg)
There is no Hello Kitty between those legs!....
Title: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: esteban on 09/09/2014, 09:34 PM
Update: based upon new picture...

Hell yes, despite the man face.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: munchiaz on 09/10/2014, 05:15 PM
I used to watch Pete's videos, but they got boring very quickly, as all he really talks about is what he bought recently. He even has videos now of him hunting for games on ebay. Plus he just looks awful. You don't have to be dressed to the 9's or anything like that, but at least do your hair, and look halfway presentable in front of a camera
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 09/10/2014, 05:24 PM
Quote from: munchiaz on 09/10/2014, 05:15 PMI used to watch Pete's videos, but they got boring very quickly, as all he really talks about is what he bought recently. He even has videos now of him hunting for games on ebay. Plus he just looks awful. You don't have to be dressed to the 9's or anything like that, but at least do your hair, and look halfway presentable in front of a camera
I've watched his ebay vids, effing hilarious. best quote: "That's watchable."

Kinda wish he'd shave his face, maybe trim the hair a little too... and dye it blue, then spike it up? hehehe
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/05/2016, 07:08 AM
Instead of creating another topic, I'm just hijacking this one for fun.

Would you hit them?

(https://abload.de/img/tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: TheClash603 on 10/05/2016, 08:14 AM
That looks like every girl that gave me a bj in college...
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Medic_wheat on 10/05/2016, 08:35 AM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 10/05/2016, 08:14 AMThat looks like every girl that gave me a bj in college...
Lol oh my. 


Hey big girls give great bjs.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 10/05/2016, 09:32 AM
Nope.  I'm not terribly picky or expect all girls to be rail thin, but I don't think I could be with a gal that'd get winded going up a flight of steps.

Also, my bedroom trapeze set isn't rated for such mass.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/05/2016, 09:52 AM
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 10/05/2016, 08:35 AMHey big girls give great bjs.
Because they just can't say no to healthy meat.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Medic_wheat on 10/05/2016, 12:25 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/05/2016, 09:52 AM
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 10/05/2016, 08:35 AMHey big girls give great bjs.
Because they just can't say no to healthy meat.
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/medic_wheat/CEB49528-22C0-4BFB-87F3-8ED3097EF5AF_zpszlvwkdv9.jpg) (http://s110.photobucket.com/user/medic_wheat/media/CEB49528-22C0-4BFB-87F3-8ED3097EF5AF_zpszlvwkdv9.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: 780racer on 10/05/2016, 01:16 PM
I would tap the BBW above. A good bit larger then I prefer, but I do like the thicker ladies... They are a bit... Too thick, but hell, if I was not married/relationship, it would totally be tap-able.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 10/05/2016, 05:40 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/05/2016, 07:08 AMInstead of creating another topic, I'm just hijacking this one for fun.

Would you hit them?

(https://abload.de/img/tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg)
The brunette in the top right looks like a ghoul, I'm down. :3
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: crazydean on 10/05/2016, 05:51 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/05/2016, 07:08 AMInstead of creating another topic, I'm just hijacking this one for fun.

Would you hit them?

(https://abload.de/img/tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg)
Is the one in front literally wearing a bra and girdle in place of shirt?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: 780racer on 10/05/2016, 05:59 PM
Quote from: crazydean on 10/05/2016, 05:51 PMIs the one in front literally wearing a bra and girdle in place of shirt?
Yes.... Yes she is.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 10/05/2016, 06:13 PM
She presumably ate her shirt.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: LostFlunky on 10/05/2016, 06:18 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/05/2016, 06:13 PMShe presumably ate her shirt.
That was mean and uncalled for! 

She actually spilled gravy on her shirt...
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: o.pwuaioc on 10/05/2016, 06:21 PM
Quote from: Lost Monkey on 10/05/2016, 06:18 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 10/05/2016, 06:13 PMShe presumably ate her shirt.
That was mean and uncalled for! 

She actually spilled gravy on her shirt...
And that's why she had to eat it.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: SuperGrafx on 10/05/2016, 09:06 PM
Bodacious indeed.  :-k
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: geise on 10/05/2016, 10:09 PM
I'd rather just go jerk off.  At least I wouldn't die.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: TheClash603 on 10/06/2016, 12:27 AM
The best thing about a fat girl bj is that from an above angle you see the big tits and her slobbing your knob, but the gut is completely blocked from view.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: TR0N on 10/06/2016, 12:38 AM
Quote from: guest on 10/05/2016, 07:08 AMInstead of creating another topic, I'm just hijacking this one for fun.

Would you hit them?

(https://abload.de/img/tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg) (http://abload.de/image.php?img=tumblr_mtpxzqbyyt1st3jpqeg.jpg)
I'll just say even big women even need loving to.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 11:40 AM
14593351_10154010610563358_401188891_n.jpg

What about this one. #DoubleThreadJacked
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/06/2016, 02:42 PM
Whaaaaat.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 05:00 PM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 11:40 AM14593351_10154010610563358_401188891_n.jpg
What about this one. #DoubleThreadJacked
Ummm.... did you ask NEC gamehead (I think that's his name) before posting this picture?
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: NightWolve on 10/06/2016, 05:35 PM
OK, well, now you've really sweetened the deal and she isn't someone that would suffocate you to death if she rolled over on ya in the middle of the night... Answer: Yes, unless there was surprise equipment in the front where it shouldn't be... ;)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 06:13 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 05:00 PMUmmm.... did you ask NEC gamehead (I think that's his name) before posting this picture?
I mean, I found this on teh internetz, and I have no idea why if its on the internet, he would care. I will remove it if he asks me to.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: nopepper on 10/06/2016, 08:47 PM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 11:40 AM/14593351_10154010610563358_401188891_n.jpg
What about this one. #DoubleThreadJacked
I would like to enter this raffle.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: NightWolve on 10/06/2016, 08:51 PM
Quote from: nopepper on 10/06/2016, 08:47 PM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 11:40 AM/14593351_10154010610563358_401188891_n.jpg
What about this one. #DoubleThreadJacked
I would like to enter this raffle.
I'm jealous that you got that tactical zinger use in there first, nopepper!

Bravo!!! For something so overused here as our shtick, it gave me a good laugh!

+10 Kudos for you!
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 10:39 PM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 06:13 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 05:00 PMUmmm.... did you ask NEC gamehead (I think that's his name) before posting this picture?
I mean, I found this on teh internetz, and I have no idea why if its on the internet, he would care. I will remove it if he asks me to.
I guess it really doesn't matter. Just struck me as odd that you'd post that pic. He originally posted it in some facebook group a while back. I'm guessing that if you found it randomly, that someone from the aforementioned group saved the image and had a field day. lol
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: nopepper on 10/06/2016, 11:38 PM
Quote from: NightWolve on 10/06/2016, 08:51 PM
Quote from: nopepper on 10/06/2016, 08:47 PM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 11:40 AM14593351_10154010610563358_401188891_n.jpg
What about this one. #DoubleThreadJacked
I would like to enter this raffle.
I'm jealous that you got that tactical zinger use in there first, nopepper!

Bravo!!! For something so overused here as our shtick, it gave me a good laugh!

+10 Kudos for you!
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: nopepper on 10/06/2016, 11:41 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 10:39 PM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 06:13 PM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 05:00 PMUmmm.... did you ask NEC gamehead (I think that's his name) before posting this picture?
I mean, I found this on teh internetz, and I have no idea why if its on the internet, he would care. I will remove it if he asks me to.
I guess it really doesn't matter. Just struck me as odd that you'd post that pic. He originally posted it in some facebook group a while back. I'm guessing that if you found it randomly, that someone from the aforementioned group saved the image and had a field day. lol
Seriously, wtf? The dude who posted that in the first place knew very well what he was getting into. He posted it for ego stroking, and its dissemination only strokes his ego even more.

And yes, I'm jealous of that motherfucker.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: 780racer on 10/07/2016, 01:26 AM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 10/06/2016, 10:39 PMI guess it really doesn't matter. Just struck me as odd that you'd post that pic. He originally posted it in some facebook group a while back. I'm guessing that if you found it randomly, that someone from the aforementioned group saved the image and had a field day. lol
That is what happens when you share Pictures of pretty things on the internet. People take/share/consume/share. I thought it fit... somewhat well with the current topic. Not only decent looking woman, but also Turbo related.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Dicer on 10/07/2016, 01:28 AM
Quote from: 780racer on 10/06/2016, 11:40 AM/14593351_10154010610563358_401188891_n.jpg
What about this one. #DoubleThreadJacked
Saggy cheek 0/10 would not bang, would lick that box though...
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/07/2016, 02:25 AM
The heart there is not for censoring reasons, but for covering herpes.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: HailingTheThings on 10/07/2016, 05:12 PM
Quote from: Everyone on 10/07/2016, 02:25 AMStuff.
(https://i.imgur.com/F9cR77P.png)
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: wildfruit on 10/21/2016, 10:38 AM
All you fusspots. My first bj was from a massive woman.  I was 16 and I met a very large lady who said she was 26 but I was told she was a lot older at a party who took me out to the back garden and threw me on a chair and pulled my trousers down without saying a word. Then again in the toilet. She wanted to take me back to her place but my "friends" dragged me out of the taxi saying she was too fat and a cradle snatcher. I hate them to this day.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: xcrement5x on 10/21/2016, 12:45 PM
Bruh, that doesn't sound very consensual. 
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: wildfruit on 10/21/2016, 01:30 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/21/2016, 12:45 PMBruh, that doesn't sound very consensual.
I had the time of my life
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: NightWolve on 10/22/2016, 09:52 AM
Quote from: guest on 10/21/2016, 12:45 PMBruh, that doesn't sound very consensual.
Hahaha, yeah, sounds like he was man-handled by his, well, "handle..." ;) It's also pedo-esque at 16 in some jurisdictions for her case, but women have "gender privilege" when it comes to fondling boys.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/22/2016, 11:40 AM
He's just a sexy boy, not a boy toy.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: TheClash603 on 10/22/2016, 02:09 PM
Quote from: wildfruit on 10/21/2016, 10:38 AMAll you fusspots. My first bj was from a massive woman.  I was 16 and I met a very large lady who said she was 26 but I was told she was a lot older at a party who took me out to the back garden and threw me on a chair and pulled my trousers down without saying a word. Then again in the toilet. She wanted to take me back to her place but my "friends" dragged me out of the taxi saying she was too fat and a cradle snatcher. I hate them to this day.
Those people were not your friends.  Unless they each throw you in a chair and pull down your trousers, replicating the act which they impeded you from experiencing again, you should never forgive them.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: esteban on 10/22/2016, 05:16 PM
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Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: Gypsy on 10/22/2016, 05:18 PM
This thread is gold.
Title: Re: Would You Hit It? (Pt. II)
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/22/2016, 07:43 PM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 10/22/2016, 02:09 PMThose people were not your friends.  Unless they each throw you in a chair and pull down your trousers, replicating the act
Oh, my imagination.
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