Since Jelloslug is too busy making awesome 3D shit and giving away sealed games to bother enforcing the one and only rule to enter his raffles, I'm taking it upon myself to keep you motherfuckers in check. SHAME ON YOU (unless you actually followed through on making a video, which as of this writing only two of the troll scourge of the community have bothered to do).
Raffle #1 - Sealed Sonic Spike
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=16751 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=16751)
Winner: Ninja16608
Quote: Put my dog in the fight too please :-) love the VGA smell lol After thought: If i win a video will be in full order with a nice message attached for the VGA crowd :-)
Status: wayback.youtu.be/4vysOrbRGCQ (https://web.archive.org/web/20190510222622if_/https://youtu.be/4vysOrbRGCQ) Tales from the Vga side- The opening of a 20+ year old game.
Raffle #2 - Sealed TV Sports Basketball
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=16919 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=16919)
Winner: paybacks3
Quote: Popping Tags... Put me down. Can I create Lebron James ?
Status: NO VIDEO, but at least took a pic (http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e334/canilivema/20140602_125456.jpg)
Raffle #3 - Sealed Sidearms
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17022 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17022)
Winner: BigusSchmuck
Quote: Awesome, I can't wait to open it up! Thanks again!
Status: NO VIDEO
Raffle #4 - Sealed Final Lap Twin
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17098 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17098)
Winner: Nulltard
Quote: I normally sit out HuCARD raffles, but I've got this thing for boxes... plus I don't have this one yet. Señor Jelloslug, please sign me up! I will make a legendary unboxing video, directed by Ron Jeremy.
Status: http://youtu.be/18fYndv0n6s (http://youtu.be/18fYndv0n6s)
Raffle #5 - Sealed Davis Cup Tennis
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17188 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17188)
Winner: Elder
Quote: What I will do though is post the 'boring' unboxing video on my channel so hopefully more people find these awesome forums, and the kick ass people who take part here. Maybe I can piece something creative together ;)
Status: NO VIDEO
Raffle #6 - Sealed Fantasy Zone
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17310 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17310)
Winner: Lost Monkey
Quote: Please sign me up for this raffle. I promise a deflowering of Caligulan proportions.
Status: NO VIDEO
Raffle #7 - Sealed Dragon Spirit
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17501 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17501)
Winner: elderbroom
Quote: (Sept 10, 2014) I will put together some photos of the grand opening, and playing of this sealed gem most likely this weekend.
Status: NO VIDEO
Raffle #8 - Sealed Power Golf (2 winners)
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17682 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17682)
Winner: owlnonymous
Quote: (October 6, 2014) Please add me. I'll make a video :)
Status: NO VIDEO
Winner: galam
Quote: (September 16, 2014) I would like an entry, please. I want to make the video.
Status: NO VIDEO
goverrats
You ungrateful, non-video producing turds! It's almost as bad as the non-post office finding turds.
Nice list, Nulltard.
Seeing that Elderbroom posted pics of himself with the Mystery package, I'm betting he'll be next with a video.
It's really simple......win a game.... post a vid. I hope slug kills the raffles till some of the clowns with no video post them. .....wait I may have bought a few of the sealed copies from ebay lol turds.
The video is a request, not a condition of entry.
Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.
Quote from: NecroPhile on 09/16/2014, 06:36 PMThe video is a request, not a condition of entry.
Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.
Nully just wanted to use this thread to inconspicuously promote his Ron Jeremy shout out. Shame on you Nully and your self aggrandizement
I love the public shaming!
We should pin a scarlet letter on the bastards who betrayed us.
Quote from: guest on 09/16/2014, 06:48 PMQuote from: NecroPhile on 09/16/2014, 06:36 PMThe video is a request, not a condition of entry.
Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.
Nully just wanted to use this thread to inconspicuously promote his Ron Jeremy shout out. Shame on you Nully and your self aggrandizement
Hahahahhahajajjajjajajajaja.
Trüe storie.
It was a cool unboxing vid.... Err... Too bad you didn't actually unbox the damn thing and play it! What a waste... That's one I've been wanting too
I remember when I did the duo giveaway and that young guy won it... He did a nice opening video for us. Might be a neat thread to dig up to show these peeps how its done!
Quote from: BlueBMW on 09/16/2014, 10:05 PMI remember when I did the duo giveaway and that young guy won it... He did a nice opening video for us. Might be a neat thread to dig up to show these peeps how its done!
You gave away a duo!!?? Holy shit! Your turbo karma runneth over!
Quote from: Nulltard on 09/16/2014, 10:09 PMQuote from: guest on 09/16/2014, 09:50 PMIt was a cool unboxing vid.... Err... Too bad you didn't actually unbox the damn thing and play it! What a waste... That's one I've been wanting too
Part two is coming. Turd. :lol:
Hiiiiiiii-dee-ho Nulltard! ;D
Nice one Nulltard. Step up guys come on making a vid or at least taking pics is incredibly easy these days. We all have smart phones now heh
Quote from: Nulltard on 09/16/2014, 10:09 PMPart two is coming to a youtube near you 2017 Turd. :lol:
Fixed and updated for realism.
so many winners, so little vids.
Quote from: guest on 09/16/2014, 10:08 PMYou gave away a duo!!?? Holy shit! Your turbo karma runneth over!
It was quite a while ago... I think the turbo karma has been expended by now.
Alright here's the thread: https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=10475.0 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=10475.0)
And here's the video: https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=10475.msg201680#msg201680 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=10475.msg201680#msg201680)
Quote from: guest on 09/16/2014, 06:48 PMQuote from: NecroPhile on 09/16/2014, 06:36 PMThe video is a request, not a condition of entry.
Still, it'd be nice if they'd post at least a pic.
Nully just wanted to use this thread to inconspicuously promote his Ron Jeremy shout out. Shame on you Nully and your self aggrandizement
Tis what makes the world go 'round
It would be nice if people would at least take a pic or two.
Slacker winners. Duly noted.
Quote from: Nulltard on 10/09/2014, 09:51 PMQuote from: jelloslug on 10/09/2014, 08:57 PMIt would be nice if people would at least take a pic or two.
Agreed. OP updated to include the latest two slacker winners.
Hey spambot.... Give it time to arrive, moron. I know living in kansas, the mail arrives same day it was shipped, but in the civilized world it takes a few days.
Cya bud!
Joking, I honestly forgotten to post the video of my cat going berserk for the game. Will post it soon so stay tuned.
Quote from: BigusSchmuck on 10/13/2014, 07:23 PMCya bud!
Joking, I honestly forgotten to post the video of my cat going berserk for the game. Will post it soon so stay tuned.
WARNING: Giant Video "Check is in the mail" approaching!
:pcgs:
Quote from: Nulltard on 10/13/2014, 08:42 PMMy favorite part of this thread is that I myself am procrastinating not only on part 2 of my unboxing video (game Iis still sealed), but have been procrastifucking 6 people with art contest prizes. They're all sorted and ready to go, but for some reason I just never ship them :/ I blame obama.
I think I told galam I was making a new Turbo Doodle a year ago. I can't even remember if I filmed anything I can use. If I filmed anything at all.
So, it's all good. (https://junk.tg-16.com/images/pcds.png)
There are pictures coming .. I promise ! I haven't opened the Dragon Spirit yet as everything is boxed up while I renovate (my entire collection is packed up to avoid the saw dust, drywall dust). I just saw this thread now, and think it's great. Do call out the raffle winners. I will do my very best to get photos out by end of the month, and I am also planning a solid raffle for November. Sorry for being slow, I can assure you I am very grateful to have won.
Quote from: elderbroom on 10/20/2014, 11:13 PMThere are pictures coming .. I promise ! I haven't opened the Dragon Spirit yet as everything is boxed up while I renovate (my entire collection is packed up to avoid the saw dust, drywall dust). I just saw this thread now, and think it's great. Do call out the raffle winners. I will do my very best to get photos out by end of the month, and I am also planning a solid raffle for November. Sorry for being slow, I can assure you I am very grateful to have won.
Even if you take a three-step series of "unboxing" the game. Or a wacky, absurd photo.
Just be sure to take a photo.
Okay, I just updated the original raffle thread with my posted pictures. The Dragon Spirit Ceremonial Unboxing. https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17501.90 (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=17501.90) Again, sorry it took so long !
May I be excused from the SHITLIST now ? :P
How long it will take you to edit the part 2 of the video where Ron Jeremy... "unseals" the box? :lol:
I didn't want to make the shit list, so I made a video. DEATH TO ALL SEALED GAMES!
https://instagram.com/p/uml0j0he4M/
When zombies with syphillus attack, im calling you for survival pointers.
(Who puts PCE magical chase in a fire box?)
ok, I FINALLY opened Power Golf
Part 1... (8 mins)
http://youtu.be/OilHRWPoVZU
Part 2... (1 min)
http://youtu.be/M-FHrIIa0L4
Better than i ever could have imagined =D> =D> =D>
Gourmet obey!
RIP cardboard box :(
Quote from: galam on 01/28/2015, 07:06 PMok, I FINALLY opened Power Golf
Part 1...
https://youtu.be/OilHRWPoVZU
Part 2...
https://youtu.be/M-FHrIIa0L4
Part 1: Adding a slice of cheese to your obey is genius! The tap to see if the case was hot was hilarious.
Part 2: OBEY built to last!
Thank you for the visual treat!
WHAT THE F@CK AM I WATCHING?
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
HOLY SHITE, STOP!
This video was the equivalent of kicking a puppy.
The poor little Huey never hurt anybody!
IN CLOSING: YOU GOTTA PLAY AT LEAST ONE HOLE, GODDAMMIT.
ONE HOLE.
A FEW STROKES.
Wow. WTF? Seriously...
The shrink-wrap yes. But the box? The box hurt no one.
ONE HOLE,
Dammit.
:)
Well that was sad. Not even Power Golf deserves that kind of abuse. :|
I'm OK with this.
Play one damn hole.
It's a nice little game.
I'd play Bailey Jay's one hole...and maybe a few strokes... :-"
Quote from: MrFlutterPie on 01/29/2015, 11:55 AMI'd play Bailey Jay's one hole...and maybe a few strokes... :-"
Nulltard and Hailing ruined this forum. :lol:
Wait until you see the next tg related item that is probably going to meet this same fate
And the power golf still works. Fuck cardboard, there is a reason most people threw them out back in the day.
Quote from: Psycho Punch on 01/29/2015, 02:51 PMQuote from: MrFlutterPie on 01/29/2015, 11:55 AMI'd play Bailey Jay's one hole...and maybe a few strokes... :-"
Nulltard and Hailing ruined this forum. :lol:
Yeah.
Quote from: galam on 01/29/2015, 05:05 PMWait until you see the next tg related item that is probably going to meet this same fate
And the power golf still works. Fuck cardboard, there is a reason most people threw them out back in the day.
But you ruined the manual too. Poor little manual. Didn't even have the chance to well, ya know.. manual?
It actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.
That was a unique way to open the game.
I wouldn't mourn the loss of Power Golf's other accessories, though. I recall TZD mentioning they had enough copies, to line the walls of his mausoleum, when he dies. I think that may have been in Aaron's interview with him, that's featured on this site.... . I also think, the game was only $5 or so, for a while.
Boiling a Magical Chase, Dynastic Hero, Jackie Chan Action Kung-Fu, Beyond Shadowgate, Might and Magic 3, etc.... That would REALLY be something. Stupid, due to resale value of it, but, it would be more memorable than Power Golf.
Quote from: galam on 01/29/2015, 05:37 PMIt actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.
Yay!!!!!!
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Hahahahahshashs.
+1 galam
+1 hailing
This is already the best Power Golf thread in the history of the cosmos.
I shudder to think what galam has in store for any other poor Hueys.
Yum... Power Golf noodle soup... My fav. Why wasn't I invited to dinner!?
Quote from: galam on 01/30/2015, 07:45 AMQuote from: HailingTheThings on 01/30/2015, 01:05 AMQuote from: galam on 01/29/2015, 05:37 PMIt actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.
Yay!!!!!!
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LOL.
To Do.
01.) Resurrect Bucky O'Hare
02.) Punch Mel Gibson
03.) Marry Agness Kaku
04.) Make galam laugh05.) Divorce Agness Kaku
06.) Marry Nulltard
07.) Divorce Nulltard
08.) Find myself
09.) Disappear
10.) Find God
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 02/14/2015, 05:52 PMQuote from: galam on 01/30/2015, 07:45 AMQuote from: HailingTheThings on 01/30/2015, 01:05 AMQuote from: galam on 01/29/2015, 05:37 PMIt actually didnt get damaged too bad. Can still manual.
Yay!!!!!!
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LOL.
To Do.
01.) Resurrect Bucky O'Hare
02.) Punch Mel Gibson
03.) Marry Agness Kaku
04.) Make galam laugh
05.) Divorce Agness Kaku
06.) Marry Nulltard
07.) Divorce Nulltard
08.) Find myself
09.) Disappear
10.) Find God
Punch Mel Gibson HARD.
He has ruined Mad Max for me. I can't watch it and not think of the douchebag he is.
THAT IS THE GREATEST CRIME.
Far greater than the new Star Wars films (beyond original trilogy), because I can still enjoy original films.
Quote from: esteban on 02/15/2015, 08:16 AMPunch Mel Gibson HARD.
He has ruined Mad Max for me. I can't watch it and not think of the douchebag he is.
THAT IS THE GREATEST CRIME.
Far greater than the new Star Wars films (beyond original trilogy), because I can still enjoy original films.
Oh, I would if given the chance. Gibson is such a butthole. It really sucks because he was in so many good movies.
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 02/15/2015, 10:09 PMQuote from: esteban on 02/15/2015, 08:16 AMPunch Mel Gibson HARD.
He has ruined Mad Max for me. I can't watch it and not think of the douchebag he is.
THAT IS THE GREATEST CRIME.
Far greater than the new Star Wars films (beyond original trilogy), because I can still enjoy original films.
Oh, I would if given the chance. Gibson is such a butthole. It really sucks because he was in so many good movies.
He is a talented actor/director/producer...who is also a psychotic douchebag.
I don't love everything he has done, but he has done enough.
Damn him for ruining the legacy of Mad Max.
Quote from: esteban on 02/16/2015, 06:03 AMQuote from: HailingTheThings on 02/15/2015, 10:09 PMQuote from: esteban on 02/15/2015, 08:16 AMPunch Mel Gibson HARD.
He has ruined Mad Max for me. I can't watch it and not think of the douchebag he is.
THAT IS THE GREATEST CRIME.
Far greater than the new Star Wars films (beyond original trilogy), because I can still enjoy original films.
Oh, I would if given the chance. Gibson is such a butthole. It really sucks because he was in so many good movies.
He is a talented actor/director/producer...who is also a psychotic douchebag.
I don't love everything he has done, but he has done enough.
Damn him for ruining the legacy of Mad Max.
Hmm yess, allsoo Lethal Weeeponz? Yesh?
You guys and your Gibson hate......
I bet you're Jews.
Quote from: NecroPhile on 02/16/2015, 05:36 PMYou guys and your Gibson hate......
I bet you're Jews.
Am not Jewish, but I love me some. Jewish peoples are the greatest!
Case in point:
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Quote from: NecroPhile on 02/16/2015, 05:36 PMYou guys and your Gibson hate......
I bet you're Jews.
Hahaahhahahahahahahaha. Totally. :)
Roman Catholic Jew --> but I devolved into a bonafide Heathen.
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