I want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.
In this thread, I want you to share stories of conversations or situations you've been in where you throw out a "that's what she said" that is totally out of the blue, doesn't make a bit of sense, or is wildly inappropriate. Tell us the reaction of others to your random TWSS. For instance:
- during the eulogy at a funeral, the speaker might say "Bob was always a giver." BOOM! TWSS!
- someone says "shit, i need new tires." BOOM! TWSS!
I have no story to share just yet, but in 30 minutes I'm going to be in a joint IT meeting between a few departments. By its conclusion, I will have a story to share.
Quote from: Nulltard on 01/07/2015, 10:09 AMI want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.
That's what she said.....
Quote from: Nulltard on 01/07/2015, 11:38 AMSo, my plan failed. I guess my coworkers are so accustomed to my random inappropriate inanity that it didn't even register with them. :(
That's what SHE said! :lol:
Wait, is that how this works?
Quote from: guest on 01/07/2015, 11:58 AMWait, is that how this works?
That's what SHE said!
Enter me
That's what Nulltard's mom says to me every night. Ho, I'm busy.
Suck my left one.
Non Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.
Quote from: MrFulci on 01/08/2015, 04:18 AMNon Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.
*sides splitting*
The other day a coworker was talking about a device they had problems with charging and said something along the lines of. "Yeah, it's too loose so you have to be careful or else it falls out."
I replied with a well placed 'That's what she said' and got a nice eyeroll out of it.
You should've told her to try rolling over.
My brain harkened to this thread yesterday when I was standing in line at Subway. I asked for a dash of ranch dressing on my 6 inch tuna-sub™. She said, "How much ranch dressing? Just all over it?" I said.... "TWSS"..... :(
I literally just LOL'd.