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Other Discussions => Off-Topic => Topic started by: ClodBusted on 04/29/2015, 03:04 AM

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Title: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: ClodBusted on 04/29/2015, 03:04 AM
I made it a habit to post stupid polls on PCEFX when I suffer through very long and tedious sittings.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: HailingTheThings on 04/29/2015, 03:56 AM
Drinking black coffee wasn't an option... :(
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: ClodBusted on 04/29/2015, 07:10 AM
Quote from: HailingTheThings on 04/29/2015, 03:56 AMDrinking black coffee wasn't an option... :(
(http://abload.de/img/deal-with-it-fish3vuxx.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: MotherGunner on 04/29/2015, 08:21 AM
Like a true (former) United States Infantry Soldier, I spend it while pulling security with my rifle!
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 04/29/2015, 09:45 AM
Reading a book or flipping through a magazine.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: cjameslv on 04/29/2015, 11:11 AM
Not enough options: Ninjutsu 
I'm in and out before anyone knows whats going on and all that's left is a gruesome scene.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: SignOfZeta on 04/29/2015, 03:12 PM
Shitting.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: SplatterTrigger on 04/29/2015, 03:20 PM
Commenting on this thread.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 04/29/2015, 03:58 PM
I always read, often these forums, whilst the experiencing The Crowning.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: wildfruit on 04/29/2015, 07:37 PM
With great pain in my left leg
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: ClodBusted on 04/30/2015, 12:47 PM
1 Nobeyer, but 0 obeyers? :shock:
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: o.pwuaioc on 04/30/2015, 01:19 PM
Quote from: guest on 04/30/2015, 12:47 PM1 Nobeyer, but 0 obeyers? :shock:
Probably handheld devices. The TurboExpress just doesn't do justice to the glory of OBEY. But Game Boy games don't really need anything more than the pea-green screen.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: BigusSchmuck on 04/30/2015, 03:36 PM
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Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: wildfruit on 04/30/2015, 03:52 PM
I'm on the toilet right now
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Joe Redifer on 05/01/2015, 04:03 AM
I shit and GTF out. I don't have kids so I don't need to hide in the bathroom soaking in the fumes of my rancid poo. I just drop my bombs, clean my anus hole, flush (usually twice, just in case) and get the hell out and I feel so much lighter.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Alt-Nintega on 05/01/2015, 06:43 AM
While sitting on the porcelain throne (faux pink fur seat cover btw) I read old Beckett sports card price guides, In-Fisherman, Field and Stream magazines and sometimes Martha Stewart catalogs.

My average dump time period is 5.5 minutes. My longest dump on record - 15.2 minutes. My fastest dump - 12 seconds. If this is TMI then I'm glad I didn't specify anything in any detail.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/24/2016, 08:14 AM
Now that I've got a radio in the bathroom, I usually turn the volume up, so that Ms Clodbuster or any guests won't get to hear any gross shit farts.

Still, there's no substitute for having something to read, either on paper or by browsing through the web. I make sure I won't touch the phone after having my butt wiped until I wash my hands.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: TheClash603 on 10/24/2016, 08:30 AM
Brondell Swash 1000 makes taking a shit a joy, I typically do 30 minutes of browsing and sitting a day.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Bloufo on 10/24/2016, 11:24 AM
The one bathroom as well as the master bedroom are built under our mini aquarium.
So I pass the time watching marine life through the glass ceiling.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: xcrement5x on 10/24/2016, 11:32 AM
I used to play PSP but I lost it, so now I play Vita or FFRK.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 10/24/2016, 05:24 PM
I reply to these forums every time I take a shite.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Gredler on 10/24/2016, 07:25 PM
Quote from: esteban on 10/24/2016, 05:24 PMI reply to these forums every time I take a shite.
Me too. 80% of my posts on these forums come from the toilet, and probably belong there.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: blueraven on 10/25/2016, 02:35 AM
Marvel; Contest of Champions.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: ClodBusted on 10/25/2016, 05:53 AM
So guessing from the poll results this means nobody is playing GT or Express when sitting on the toilet?
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Bloufo on 10/25/2016, 07:48 AM
Quote from: guest on 10/25/2016, 05:53 AMSo guessing from the poll results this means nobody is playing GT or Express when sitting on the toilet
Way ahead of you. Alls I need now is to figure out a "clean" way to get all this in the loo and expand my TE experience.

(https://i.imgur.com/aZqj0Ds.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: LostFlunky on 10/25/2016, 12:49 PM
I spend time on the toilet regretting ordering that Big Mac...
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: bartre on 10/25/2016, 12:50 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/24/2016, 11:32 AMI used to play PSP but I lost it, so now I play Vita or FFRK.
that raises some questions.
you flush your PSP?
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: xcrement5x on 10/25/2016, 01:27 PM
Quote from: bartre on 10/25/2016, 12:50 PM
Quote from: guest on 10/24/2016, 11:32 AMI used to play PSP but I lost it, so now I play Vita or FFRK.
that raises some questions.
you flush your PSP?
Lol no, I think it would have clogged the pipes.  I honestly don't know where it went, I think my PSP decided to commit suicide once I started playing Legend of Heroes Prophesy of the Moonlight Witch.

Playing Uncharted on Vitar now. 
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Sarumaru on 11/03/2016, 08:24 PM
I don't pewp.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 11/04/2016, 04:15 AM
(https://junk.tg-16.com/images/why_me_pce.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: xcrement5x on 11/04/2016, 12:24 PM
Been playing some sweet Ys Celceta recently. 
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Gypsy on 11/04/2016, 05:30 PM
Dick in hand.

In reality usually a book.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 11/04/2016, 06:01 PM
Ah, a Herman Melville fan.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 06:31 PM
I'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 11/04/2016, 06:43 PM
Quote from: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 06:31 PMI'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today
Excellent.

But you should be reading Baby Jo: The Superhero instruction manual.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 06:51 PM
Quote from: esteban on 11/04/2016, 06:43 PM
Quote from: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 06:31 PMI'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today
Excellent.

But you should be reading Baby Jo: The Superhero instruction manual.
It's too dark to read and I don't like turning the light on til its wipe time.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 11/04/2016, 07:07 PM
Quote from: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 06:51 PM
Quote from: esteban on 11/04/2016, 06:43 PM
Quote from: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 06:31 PMI'm on the toilet right now for the fourth time today
Excellent.

But you should be reading Baby Jo: The Superhero instruction manual.
It's too dark to read and I don't like turning the light on til its wipe time.
Fair enough.

I'll record myself reading the novel "Why Me?" and share the .mp3 files with you.

You can listen to the story unfold.

BUT DO NOT UNFOLD THE TOILET PAPER.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: wildfruit on 11/04/2016, 07:13 PM
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Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: roflmao on 11/05/2016, 12:24 AM
Quote from: esteban on 11/04/2016, 04:15 AM(https://junk.tg-16.com/images/why_me_pce.jpg)
This is precisely why I can't stay away from pcefx.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 11/05/2016, 05:10 AM
Roflmao, where the hell have you been?

:)
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: roflmao on 11/05/2016, 09:57 AM
Quote from: esteban on 11/05/2016, 05:10 AMRoflmao, where the hell have you been?

:)
I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped! :D
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 11/05/2016, 02:17 PM
Quote from: guest on 11/05/2016, 09:57 AM
Quote from: esteban on 11/05/2016, 05:10 AMRoflmao, where the hell have you been?

:)
I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped! :D
Goddamn! I was afraid we had lost you.

Be more careful now! :)
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Gypsy on 11/06/2016, 10:04 AM
Quote from: guest on 11/05/2016, 09:57 AM
Quote from: esteban on 11/05/2016, 05:10 AMRoflmao, where the hell have you been?

:)
I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped! :D
A Trek fan and a Kung Pow reference in your location. (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/bb/85/d0bb85d28935a9a74031c0eb660e6f85.jpg)
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Medic_wheat on 11/06/2016, 11:27 AM
Lol to in on the toilet I think you would need the turbo express.


It's on my wish list.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: roflmao on 11/07/2016, 12:31 PM
Quote from: Gypsy on 11/06/2016, 10:04 AMA Trek fan and a Kung Pow reference in your location. (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/bb/85/d0bb85d28935a9a74031c0eb660e6f85.jpg)
I wondered if that was too obscure a reference. :) Now I want to watch Star Trek IV again!

...and I'm always up for watching Kung Pow. That movie never gets old.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: blueraven on 01/04/2017, 01:06 AM
Quote from: guest on 11/05/2016, 09:57 AM
Quote from: esteban on 11/05/2016, 05:10 AMRoflmao, where the hell have you been?

:)
I've been imprisoned on the frozen asteroid Rura Penthe.

But I escaped! :D
hahahahhAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH :lol: :lol:

Good to have you back!
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Gredler on 01/04/2017, 11:35 AM
Squatty potty, if you don't have one I suggest getting a stool. Feeling right in this mother fucker
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: TheClash603 on 01/04/2017, 11:57 PM
Brondell Swash 1000 > Squatty Potty

Once you get one, your life is forever changed for the better.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: NightWolve on 01/05/2017, 12:26 AM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/04/2017, 11:57 PMBrondell Swash 1000 > Squatty Potty

Once you get one, your life is forever changed for the better.
Pricey, but honestly I would like a water wash system for a toilet. Toilet paper just isn't effective, and if I'm home, I'll just shower right quick afterwards.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: ChuChu Flamingo on 01/20/2017, 11:07 AM
I usually contemplate how all of my choices in life whether intentional or unintentional have led to this very moment of existence.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: esteban on 01/20/2017, 07:53 PM
Quote from: ChuChu Flamingo on 01/20/2017, 11:07 AMI usually contemplate how all of my choices in life whether intentional or unintentional have led to this very moment of existence.
Indubitably.
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: NightWolve on 01/21/2017, 04:43 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: How do you spend your time when you're sitting on the toilet?
Post by: Serega81 on 03/28/2017, 12:11 AM
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