Give me your best caption for this picture.
Winner will receive a CiC Sherlock Holmes (w/ newspapers)
RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple. So try to top yourself!)
I will ship free to US and Canada. International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=14108.0)
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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
B, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
C, When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)
"It was at this moment PolygonDaily realized he asked too many questions about pricing on his lots before he Ebay'd them. "
Edit:
Damnit.... that isn't that funny... But I tried :-k
Quote from: 780racer on 08/14/2015, 02:35 PM"It was at this moment PolygonDaily realized he asked too many questions about pricing on his lots before he Ebay'd them. "
Edit:
Damnit.... that isn't that funny... But I tried :-k
actually, it was only one question. But that could be one too many right? ](*,)
Certainly the most creative premise for a contest/raffle that I've seen around here. ;)
Quote from: NightWolve on 08/14/2015, 03:37 PMCertainly the most creative premise for a contest/raffle that I've seen around here. ;)
Yeah, it's pretty damn funny. :)
I assumed that site died years ago like my dreams
Quote from: turboswimbz on 08/14/2015, 03:41 PMI assumed that site died years ago like my dreams
Hahjahhajjhajja. :)
BY THE WAY: The Pokemon figures are currently being enjoyed by my twins (4 years old). Now, my oldest (6th grader) still loves Pokemon, but she was happy to gift the figures to her younger siblings.
I had no idea that my kids would like Polemon. Ha!
:)
DildoPhile does what everything else don't.
more free plugs for DildoPhile!
Nulltard's idea of "good promotion"
"...and that was when the General and his son went looking for Mr. DoxPhiledb and his friend ...."
""
"I will go home with you, but I wont go upstairs"
That was when DoxPhiledb realized that Nulltard was, in fact, ruining the place...
Error 404: Funny not found
Nulltard didn't realize that taking just one gerbil out of the wheel for a little "me" time would totally cut the power to his websever
Hahaha, first time xcrement5x made me laugh as far as I know!
Quote from: guest on 08/14/2015, 10:46 PMNulltard didn't realize that taking just one gerbil out of the wheel for a little "me" time would totally cut the power to his websever
Winner!! :)
"Why is DoxPhile complaining about too many questions? This is about me, isn't it?"
"Along with an MPEG copy of Weezer's 'Buddy Holly' this copy of Windows 95 also comes bundled with your key to the World Wide Web, Internet Explorer, custom built with a link to the very heart of the Internet, DoxPhile."
User DoxPhiledb has joined chat.
DoxPhiledb: Hi is anyone else on? <Enter>
General Error
SQL ERROR [ mysqli ]
User 'DoxPhiledb' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 150000) [1226]
An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists.
Quote from: galam on 08/14/2015, 02:29 PM/caption/cc23.jpg
"It appears to me Watson, that we have given this strange device one too many queries...we shall have to explore this internet at another juncture in time perhaps"
"But where are the MARIO games?!"
"...and nothing of value was lost!"
And the world cheered, and so began a new era of world peace.
"It was in this crucial moment when DoxPhiledb realized you can only ask 'Where is the g spot' so many times before the internet gets pissed"
...(https://web.archive.org/web/20190510105904im_/https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20150816/df42dc0eed49a42d28c72fab7b0a66ea.jpg)
Quote from: agent_orange on 08/14/2015, 02:29 PM/caption/cc23.jpg
(http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/belxullyn/56429168_1.jpg)
and for the first time... he felt like someone
REALLY needed him.. :-"
:dance:
Quote from: escarioth on 08/17/2015, 10:11 AMQuote from: agent_orange on 08/14/2015, 02:29 PM/caption/cc23.jpg
(http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/belxullyn/56429168_1.jpg)
and for the first time... he felt like someone REALLY needed him.. :-"
:dance:
Hey, that was pretty good escarioth, that's the spirit! :)
Agreed, NW :)
Heh, poor Nulltard, he reminds me of a past me, oh, I dunno 10-15 years ago... ;)
"Don't worry guys, you can count on me, I'm gonna fix it! I'm gonna fix it! This will be the time, it's fixed, see it's fixed! Told ya!!!"
:lol:
I was THAT guy once upon a time...
I picture Nulls and his chat debacle more like this:
(https://web.archive.org/web/20190510105903im_/https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20150817/4255d0d1047862002be45d750a873bfe.jpg)
](*,) SQL error....see what happens when you have rodents running everything? Damn Squirrels.(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u82/pamr1384/hamster2.jpg)
Okay, last one was lame...was just waking up, so this was better?
I Guess the Knights who say Null Never got my Shrubbery?
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/The-Knights-Who-Say-Ni-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-591173_1008_566.jpg)
One, two, five.
Quote from: in99flames on 08/18/2015, 12:04 AMQuote from: esteban on 08/17/2015, 09:23 PMOne, two, five.
Three sir!
And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and carps and breakfast cereals and fruit bats.
DoxPhile came here to SQL Error and chew max_questions, and it's all out of max_questions.
(https://i.imgur.com/Sa6gqV2.gif)
Quote from: grolt on 08/18/2015, 05:47 PMDoxPhile came here to SQL Error and chew max_questions, and it's all out of max_questions.
(https://i.imgur.com/C0LRTdq.gif)
Ha!
Even better if it had been more readable, but great idea nonetheless! :)
Quote from: NightWolve on 08/18/2015, 06:20 PMEven better if it had been more readable, but great idea nonetheless! :)
Yeah, I realized when I posted it and changed it shortly after, but Senor Esteban quoted me before I could update my embed.
(https://i.imgur.com/Sa6gqV2.gif)
Hah, that is better, but is that not available in at least 720x480 off a DVD rip ? I could give you a rip if you want. It would be great if a full shot of the DoxPhile forum was more readable and for that we need higher resolution. I dunno if "They Live" ever came out in BluRay, if so, then one could get a 1920x1080 video to work with. But anyway, I have the DVD so it'd be no trouble to get a good mpeg2 720x480 rip of the scene if you want. What are you using to convert it to ani-GIF BTW ?
Quote from: NightWolve on 08/18/2015, 06:58 PM(https://i.imgur.com/Sa6gqV2.gif)
Hah, that is better, but is that not available in at least 720x480 off a DVD rip ? I could give you a rip if you want. It would be great if a full shot of the DoxPhile forum was more readable and for that we need higher resolution. I dunno if "They Live" ever came out in BluRay, if so, then one could get a 1920x1080 video to work with. But anyway, I have the DVD so it'd be no trouble to get a good mpeg2 720x480 rip of the scene if you want. What are you using to convert it to ani-GIF BTW ?
I have the Blu-ray and am able to rip it, but generally GIFs play better in a smaller resolution. Nobody would share or even be able to load a 50 MB 1920x1080 GIF file on a website. I have a subscription to Adobe CC - but many older versions of Photoshop can make GIFs with relative ease.
Oh, you were wanting to keep it in the 1 MB range, I see. Don't think it'd get THAT big, up to 50 MB, I mean, I wonder if 720x480 would be enough for a more clear view of the forum, but anyway, yeah, it was a great use of this scene!!
Quote from: guest on 08/14/2015, 10:46 PMNulltard didn't realize that taking just one gerbil out of the wheel for a little "me" time would totally cut the power to his websever
WINNER! PM sent. if you don't want the game, you get to choose the winner instead.
Oh my! Woohoo!
I'm excited to mess around with this guy as I've only played the SegaCD version.
Quote from: guest on 08/20/2015, 05:47 PMQuote from: guest on 08/20/2015, 05:45 PMOh my! Woohoo!
I'm excited to mess around with this guy as I've only played the SegaCD version.
Congrats! Bonus prize: Lifetime ban from DoxPhile chat!!! XD
win/win dude.
ironically...if it wasnt for nulltard pointing out your lulz, for some reason i missed your post.
Quote from: agent_orange on 08/20/2015, 06:39 PMQuote from: Nulltard on 08/20/2015, 05:47 PMQuote from: guest on 08/20/2015, 05:45 PMOh my! Woohoo!
I'm excited to mess around with this guy as I've only played the SegaCD version.
Congrats! Bonus prize: Lifetime ban from DoxPhile chat!!! XD
win/win dude.
ironically...if it wasnt for nulltard pointing out your lulz, for some reason i missed your post.
That's okay, I get overlooked a lot in life :(
Quote from: guest on 08/20/2015, 09:50 PMThat's okay, I get overlooked a lot in life :(
Awwww, but hey, you won a CiC Sherlock Holmes so congrats! Turn that frown upside down. ;) You're gonna have barrels and barrels of fun with that one, prepare yourself!
Quote from: NightWolve on 08/20/2015, 10:00 PMQuote from: guest on 08/20/2015, 09:50 PMThat's okay, I get overlooked a lot in life :(
Awwww, but hey, you won a CiC Sherlock Holmes so congrats! Turn that frown upside down. ;) You're gonna have barrels and barrels of fun with that one, prepare yourself!
But, but, but, I liked Sherlock Holmes...you make it sound so...horrible...LOL
Quote from: guest on 08/20/2015, 05:45 PMOh my! Woohoo!
I'm excited to mess around with this guy as I've only played the SegaCD version.
(http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/oo280/belxullyn/tumblr_m7v748rwV21qlimo5.gif) (http://s383.photobucket.com/user/belxullyn/media/tumblr_m7v748rwV21qlimo5.gif.html)
praise from sherlock himself :D how lucky of you 8)