Sometimes (usually on the shitter) I find myself pondering how awesome I am. I can't stop a grin from forming on my "buffet-pwner" at the very thought (usually whilst a loaf is being pinched).
The other night, though... I had a nightmare. Women weren't throwing themselves at me. My manhood was shrunk to a fifth of itself. Fox news made sense (that is for you NW. Heheheh), and DoxPhile was not a globally renowned phenomenon.
...
Ok, the parts about the manhood and phenomenon aren't true.
What I'm trying to say is this:
We all give too many fucks. There are only so many fucks one may give, and I myself am guilty of wasting them. This thread is dedicated to proclaiming the things about which you will no longer give a fuck- not because you don't care, but because life is too short and you are running out of fucks to give.
I will start:
Richard Simmons: you have not responded to any of my mails, snail or E. You and your perm and your tight outfits can politely kiss my ass. From this day forward, I'm sweating to the new shit.
-peace out-
Are you drunk again, and not spamming in DoxPhile? What shenanigans are these?
I dont give a fuck a bout parallax.
I want your dealer's number!
I don't give a pheasant about changing my pants every day. It's not necessary. Nobody notices. Wear the same pants every single day.
Quote from: Gredler on 09/10/2015, 09:51 PMI dont give a fuck a bout parallax.
Godammit, ya'll broke the artist.
Some people shouldn't be allowed to create threads.... null is one of them.
Quote from: NecroPhile on 09/11/2015, 09:11 AMSome people shouldn't be allowed to create threads.... null is one of them.
You're a mod. Fix the problem....please...really...please. O:)
I'll take null's posts over the myriad of newbie posts asking the same questions over.
And over.
And oval.
And oral.
And ovah.
And offal.
And opal.
What the hell is this?!?! :-k
Quote from: NecroPhile on 09/11/2015, 01:49 PMQuote from: GreatBlueSwirlof99 on 09/11/2015, 01:47 PMWhat the hell is this?!?! :-k
It's about you.
Oh no, please don't make him spout his bits of self-consciousness all over this forum again
Life's too short to give any more fucks about GreatBlueSwirlof99.
I happen to enjoy reading Nulltard's posts.
They're always entertaining, always unexpected, and usually quite profound.
Quote from: SephirothTNH on 09/11/2015, 07:04 PMLife's too short to give any more fucks about GreatBlueSwirlof99.
I would suggest putting him on ignore, like I have, but then I feel not enough people will complain about him to NECRomancer to get him to ban the guy.
Nulltard is awesome, you don't even know.
:/ wow I'm really hated on this forum... I guess I suck :( but I don't mind! Ill be here for ever and ever and ever :D
Shut up null.
Quote from: Gredler on 09/10/2015, 09:51 PMI dont give a fuck a bout parallax.
I can't stop giving fucks about parallax. It's MiraLAX that I give no fucks about now.
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 09/15/2015, 12:38 PMIt's MiraLAX that I give no fucks about now.
No fucks but I bet you give a shit about it.
Quote from: NecroPhile on 09/15/2015, 01:13 PMQuote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 09/15/2015, 12:38 PMIt's MiraLAX that I give no fucks about now.
No fucks but I bet you give a shit about it.
Can we please add a "like" button to this forum? These sort of comments would force me to use it.