So a couple of years ago I snapped a picture of this local doctor's sign because I found it humorous. Turns out I wasn't far off. https://www.toledoblade.com/Medical/2015/09/17/Toledo-area-doctor-suspended-for-sex-with-patients-staff.html (https://www.toledoblade.com/Medical/2015/09/17/Toledo-area-doctor-suspended-for-sex-with-patients-staff.html)
In other news the urologist's name that performed my vasectomy is Dr. Dick Tapper. You'd think I was lying but Google it.
There's a urologist in Austin: Dr. Richard Chopp. Yea, no thanks!