The caption this time has a theme: Give this guy a pick up line. How will he ask her out?
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Winner will recieve a copy of
OutRun 2 for XBOX (CIC, disc is very good)
I won this in a raffle here a while back, played it quite a bit and it's time to let it go.
RULES:- One entry per person. (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple. So try to top yourself!)
- I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky. International contributors will need to cover shipping.
- No Photo-chop jobs. You cant alter the image.
- When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)
- No post limit needed.
- If you don't want to win, please just mention that if you decide to play anyway.
"I have a complete, pristine collection of TG-16 games..."
"...sealed in boxes."
*not an entry
"wanna play pat-a-cake?"
(not an entry)
The only thing I can think of when I see this picture is: "would you like a Walnetto?" Watched too many reruns of Laugh-In when I was a kid, I guess.
Anyhow, I'm also not entering. I've got a copy of Outrun 2, which is actually pretty fun. Hope you get some good entries and it finds a good home.
"Are you a Trump supporter? Cuz I like whips and chains."
</tasteless racist political humor>
Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
Quote from: johnnykonami on 07/15/2016, 05:11 PMMan, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.
It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 07/15/2016, 05:16 PMIt's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.
caresless spelling errors swill neber win
I wanna know where the hell you find these pictures.
Quote from: gynt on 07/15/2016, 05:15 PMQuote from: johnnykonami on 07/15/2016, 05:11 PMMan, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.
Oh, and you better believe it was intended as such. Nothing will get panties more wet than some steamy Outrun 2 talk.
(Edited for maximum punnage)
Sooooo..... Wanna Fuck? I've got a Mysterious Dong.
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/15/2016, 06:43 PMHay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.
Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol
Hey I don't play Pokemon Go, want to fuck?
Quote from: Nulltard on 07/15/2016, 06:50 PMQuote from: guest on 07/15/2016, 06:46 PMQuote from: Nulltard on 07/15/2016, 06:43 PMHay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.
Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol
Haha... I was going to say something about catching a squirtle but opted to keep it short.
Shit... Had we added our ideas, we'd be winners!
Didn't read amended contest rules, these are getting too difficult...
Quote from: gynt on 07/15/2016, 05:18 PMQuote from: Medic_wheat on 07/15/2016, 05:16 PMIt's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.
caresless spelling errors swill neber win
Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded.
(not an entry. It doesn't fit the rules)
"Damn Miss Daisy. I didn't know pikachu could do that to your car...."
Quote from: TheClash603 on 07/16/2016, 01:29 PMDidn't read amended contest rules, these are getting too difficult...
amended rules?? i didnt see what you posted before edit.
Quote from: TheOldMan on 07/16/2016, 05:34 PM(not an entry. It doesn't fit the rules)
"Damn Miss Daisy. I didn't know pikachu could do that to your car...."
what is not in the rules?
you guys are confusing a guy that is confused easily.
bump for a couple more entries if interested.
gonna call it thursday.
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Did you hear I am going to be in season 7 of the walking dead? I'll let you pet my tiger and play with my cane if you go out with me.
Not an entry, but I can't resist.....
"Sorry Hillary, but we have to stop meeting like this.."
"Oh, Barak, Michelle will never know. She's too busy chasing pokemon."
My submission for best pickup line:
(https://www.mediafire.com/convkey/06ce/tdo27x7jjdgmumg4g.jpg) (https://www.mediafire.com/view/?tdo27x7jjdgmumg)
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... Oh, hey... You gonna eat that squirrel over there or.. Is it cool if I just help mys...."
*awkward silence*
"So... You like Chess?"
(Not an entry)
Quote from: johnnykonami on 07/15/2016, 05:11 PMMan, I wish you could still get Afterburner Climax on Xbox Live. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the licenses for all the airplanes expired.
Fix'd.
Outrun 2006: Coast to Coast is still available as a physical disc for PC for next-to-nothing. Runs even fine on Windows 10, 64 bit. Highly recommended.
"Yes it's as big as you are imagining it to be..."
I have the game but I wanted to contribute.
"Want to come over to my place and play Rez with me? I have the trance vibrator with the washable cover."
I just started a TG16 collection...
"The way you are holding your purse makes me believe you didn't vote for Obama. Let me corn hole you, I'll vote for Hillary, and we'll call it even."
rape
All I see is a gender-swapped version of the final scene of the matrix movie.
https://youtu.be/qTnBVDKuNdI?t=121
Well now that you are in my bed, why dont you put down the purse, take off the coat, and let's get comfy. I'll see if I can find some extra newspaper.
I gotta little MD bananna red too if that will help you relax.
"Is that your purse?.......That's a nice purse."
(i hope somebody recognizes that line)
Quote from: johnnykonami on 07/15/2016, 05:11 PMMan, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
winner. prize was already shipped and i forgot to update the thread.
i liked the obama/hillary one too, but that wasnt an enrty.
Quote from: gynt on 08/06/2016, 09:16 AMQuote from: johnnykonami on 07/15/2016, 05:11 PMMan, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam. That would rock, I love that game. Sucks the Ferrari license expired.
winner. prize was already shipped and i forgot to update the thread.
i liked the obama/hillary one too, but that wasnt an enrty.
You picked the obvious choice, good call!