You evil sinners, you're all going to hell. HELLLLL I SAY.
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I can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*
Trüth.
Quote from: esteban on 07/29/2016, 05:46 PMI can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*
Trüth.
Lol!
Guilty as charged!
yes, single player dungeon explorer II
Ambidexterity practice
Every chance I get!
Quote from: Gredler on 07/29/2016, 06:12 PMAmbidexterity practice
fuck that. left hand only. right hand moves the mouse.
Right hand is always in my pocket "secretly" touching my junk.
QuoteI can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*
Wait a second.... Aren't you supposed to do that?
My wife says I am....:)
Quote from: gynt on 07/29/2016, 06:32 PMfuck that. left hand only. right hand moves the mouse.
Who said it was the left hand needed practice. I grew up in the internet age, these new fangeled tablets and shit got me all fumbly bumbly down there
Quote from: TheOldMan on 07/29/2016, 07:03 PMQuoteI can't take a shower without using the conditioner *everywhere*
Wait a second.... Aren't you supposed to do that?
My wife says I am....:)
Wife!? I thought you said you are your own wife now?
I wish I could admit it. Went out with friends last night and when I got home at 4am I thought this would be a good idea. I queued up Redtube and... fell asleep.
I'm getting too old for this shit.
I was gonna...felt confident....then saw this outside my neighbors door coming home from work. Just a whole lotta "nope" and went inside to do nothing instead. Killed the moment.
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I assume you meant playing video games with yourself. Sadly, yes I am. I have no one to play multiplayer video games with, so I play with myself.
Quote from: guest on 08/01/2016, 08:23 AMWhat in the hell is that? And how did it not put you more in the mood?
Apparently its a dobsonfly. That is a female. The sonuvabitch was a good 3 to 4 inches long. I had researched it in google. The males have even larger mandibles. I recently moved to a place on a lake with a stream nearby and i guess that is where these things live. Its also rare for them to be so close to people....i read that the female can give a painful bite. Had i known that before, it would have gotten me more in the mood...[emoji26] [emoji24]
Quote from: in99flames on 08/02/2016, 05:51 PMQuote from: Nulltard on 08/01/2016, 08:23 AMWhat in the hell is that? And how did it not put you more in the mood?
Apparently its a dobsonfly. That is a female. The sonuvabitch was a good 3 to 4 inches long. I had researched it in google. The males have even larger mandibles. I recently moved to a place on a lake with a stream nearby and i guess that is where these things live. Its also rare for them to be so close to people....i read that the female can give a painful bite. Had i known that before, it would have gotten me more in the mood...[emoji26] [emoji24]
Very erotic, interesting dynamics though. It's crazy how many bugs there are on lakes
That Dobson fly still scares me. I can't fall asleep.
For some reason all this talk of Dobson Fly reminded me that it has been far too long since I last beat off to Brundlefly.
At least twice a day, gotta keep the pipes clean...