Ever spend an eternity listening to a song or favorite line from a movie/show only to realize you have been wrong on what was said?
Well I have. In part because I have a hearing impairment secondary to one to many TBI's.
Example I had a Hallen Oats song stuck in my head today.
I am getting dressed for work singing "you're a bitch girl and you've gone to far. You're use to relying on the old man's money. Because it's a bitch girl"
My wife gives me the most bizzar look. Are you sure that's the way the song goes?
Of course.
What's the name of the song?
You're a bitch girl.
Wife looks it up.
Do you mean you're a rich girl?
I then look at the lyrics.
Palm meet face.
What's even better is that you think they're called Hallen Oats.
Quote from: Pfloydguy2 on 02/01/2018, 09:52 PMWhat's even better is that you think they're called Hallen Oats.
I just wasn't paying attention to my texting.
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 02/01/2018, 09:19 PMHallen Oats song.
I don't know about the song but over here
Hallen Oats is my favorite breakfast cereal!
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 02/01/2018, 09:19 PMEver spend an eternity listening to a song or favorite line from a movie/show only to realize you have been wrong on what was said?
Well I have. In part because I have a hearing impairment secondary to one to many TBI's.
Example I had a Hallen Oats song stuck in my head today.
I am getting dressed for work singing "you're a bitch girl and you've gone to far. You're use to relying on the old man's money. Because it's a bitch girl"
My wife gives me the most bizzar look. Are you sure that's the way the song goes?
Of course.
What's the name of the song?
You're a bitch girl.
Wife looks it up.
Do you mean you're a rich girl?
I then look at the lyrics.
Palm meet face.
Ok, I did the same thing with the same song.
SRSLY.
...and you've gone too far...Anyway, Hallen Oates have a BILLION amazing songs.
I don't care what anyone says.
———
I have messed up the lyrics to probably every song I have ever sung along to....
(Trying to think of one...)
CHUNDER and VEGEMITE are funny-sounding words....
MEN AT WORK:
"She just smiled and gave me a veggie/vegetable sandwich"
is actually "VEGEMITE sandwich"
...
"Where women roar and men thunder"
is actually "and men CHUNDER"
(20-30 years of me singing wrong lyrics fixed by interwebs).
Hall & Oates truly embody the 80s. Really, what's more 80s than awesomely bad music videos with homoerotic undertones?
http://youtu.be/D00M2KZH1J0
AC DC: Thunder's truck.
Hammerfall sound like they are singing something like "Bulbasaur" in the beginning of Hearts on Fire.
Please also have a video search for "Fishmaster" by Nightwish.
Great topic by the way. Misheard lyrics can be really funny.
Quote from: guest on 02/02/2018, 01:04 AMI was in like... 2nd grade? 3rd? When Bon Jovi and Little House on the Prairie were both popular.
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prairie
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prairie
Hahahahahahhajaha.
I haven't watched Little House since I was a kid.
I enjoyed that show and watched it every day for years.
It was "family friendly" so my mom allowed us to watch it.
Later, I remember getting excited when I saw that Laura Ingalls Wilder was in Nightmare on Elm Street.
And then I realized, "wait...I don't think that is Laura Ingalls Wilder. It's someone else."
ALSO: "Ingalls" is a funny-sounding word.
So you mean like "There's a bathroom on right"?
https://youtu.be/5BmEGm-mraE
Another song I was mistaken
I'm your penis (Vinus).
Your desire
Hearts desire.
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 02/02/2018, 01:16 PMAnother song I was mistaken
I'm your penis (Vinus).
Your desire
Hearts desire.
I don't believe this!
You are messing with me.
Quote from: esteban on 02/02/2018, 01:19 PMQuote from: Medic_wheat on 02/02/2018, 01:16 PMAnother song I was mistaken
I'm your penis (Vinus).
Your desire
Hearts desire.
I don't believe this!
You are messing with me.
Totally being honest.
I thought it was some sort of angry feminist music from the 80s. With penis envy issues mixed in.
Quote from: Medic_wheat on 02/02/2018, 01:36 PMQuote from: esteban on 02/02/2018, 01:19 PMQuote from: Medic_wheat on 02/02/2018, 01:16 PMAnother song I was mistaken
I'm your penis (Vinus).
Your desire
Hearts desire.
I don't believe this!
You are messing with me.
Totally being honest.
I thought it was some sort of angry feminist music from the 80s. With penis envy issues mixed in.
Well from a group called Bananarama I can't fault your thought process really.
There was some lame country music song on the radio when I was a kid with a chorus that was repeating the line:
"Wild Angels" over and over again.
I thought they were singing "Whaoh peaches" so I asked my sister, who was driving me at the time. She said I was retarded or something along those lines.
Quote from: guest on 02/02/2018, 01:04 AMI was in like... 2nd grade? 3rd? When Bon Jovi and Little House on the Prairie were both popular.
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prairie
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prairie
I heard it the same way!
Take me down to the very last city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...
I have a hard time singing it any other way after 30+ years singing it incorrectly, lol
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 02/05/2018, 12:32 PMTake me down to the very last city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...
I have a hard time singing it any other way after 30+ years singing it incorrectly, lol
When they say "paradise city" I have never been certain of which city they are referencing.
At first I heard some of the chorus with the word "empire", but later settled on "entire".
Bring me entire love
Bring me entire love, oh
Bring me entire love
http://youtu.be/k9olaIio3l8