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I don't know about you guy but this seller  :shock:
http://cgi.ebay.com/BONKS-Adventure-Turbografx-Turbo-Grafx-16-Complete_W0QQItemZ150167036588QQihZ005QQ

Oh no! The creepy fetish pr0n lady is back again with another quality TurboGrafx-16 game  :shock:

I think she's working on a home-brew game called "Bonk's Popcorn Party".... :?

fascinating

You can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/06/2007, 10:34 AMYou can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

....that was either the corniest or funniest joke I've heard all week! :-k

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/06/2007, 10:34 AMYou can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

My good sir, you have just won yourself an Internet.

QuoteYou can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

:mrgreen: haha

But seriously guys, what the hell is up with that?  :-s

The even scarier thing is that she's into hentai (http://cgi.ebay.com/LA-Blue-Girl-3-Disk-Box-Set-100-Complete_W0QQitemZ150167071748QQihZ005QQcategoryZ617QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem).

Not that being into hentai is a BAD thing (I speak from experience, natch) but damn lady, why did you have to taint hentai with your nasty popcorn feet?  :cry:

Oh my goodness.  :-&

Haha, yeah Vestcunt posted a thread about this lady before here (https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=3683.0). I got a big kick out of it! Creepy old lady selling a creepy old game!  :mrgreen:

I'd totally have a popcorn feet party with her though.

Feet are icky and by far the worst part of the body. I don't understand people who have a foot fetish.

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/06/2007, 10:34 AMYou can't say she doesn't stand behind her products.

I think she just lowered the going rate for a Bonks Adventure in the box by a few bucks.

I'll take the one WITHOUT the creepy old lady, thank you...

QuoteFeet are icky and by far the worst part of the body. I don't understand people who have a foot fetish.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_pSZYwCD4A (http://youtube.com/watch?v=H_pSZYwCD4A)

I dunno...I kinda like the "creepy old lady".

Well I mean yeah, she seems kind of nice personality-wise but shes fucking disgusting.

This lady's auctions creep me out.  But hey, maybe someone would like to see her in a wet t-shirt.   :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Wet-Tee-Shirt-Contest-Sexy-MILF-Photos-Pics_W0QQitemZ150168097263QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4826QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Yikes.

Sexy Milf photos? Try Gilf. :dance:

My personal fav of her auctions:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Hyrule-Horror-Link-Battles-ToeRa-Feet-Photo-Pic-Set_W0QQitemZ150167095414QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4827QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Wowy,wow,wow,wow

She's baaa-ack and as spooky as ever.  My theory is that she's a school teacher whoring herself out to students, letting them pay with games, and then selling them on ebay.

You'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/07/2007, 04:01 AMYou'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

With a baseball bat, yes.

WoodyXP is a pr0n star, he doesn't discriminate  :wink:

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/07/2007, 04:01 AMYou'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

Oh hellllll  no.

Word.  I can dick'em down.  Equal opportunity.  8)

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Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/07/2007, 04:01 AMYou'd all hit it.  Twice.  :dance:

Oh hellllll  no.

I would never buy from her, be too scared she would pack the game in her crusty rotten onion smelling  panties :-&

LMFAO! You never know when someone is going to throw in a free "gift"  :lol:

Quote from: theoakwoody on 10/07/2007, 01:30 AMSexy Milf photos? Try Gilf. :dance:

My personal fav of her auctions:

Wowy,wow,wow,wow 

Holy shit that's funny.  I wonder how many people actually buy her stuff?

Aaron

Wanna hear something really scary?  We've probably bought things from people that are
creepier and scuzzier than her... we just haven't seen their pictures!!  :shock:

Let's all hope she doesn't sell her Japanese copy of Rez...

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 10/07/2007, 09:35 PMLet's all hope she doesn't sell her Japanese copy of Rez...

Hahahaha :lol: !

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/07/2007, 09:24 PMWanna hear something really scary?  We've probably bought things from people that are
creepier and scuzzier than her... we just haven't seen their pictures!!  :shock:

My Neo Geo CD system came covered in a layer of grease and stank like smoke. And it actually came from a japanese seller that way.

I don't want to know how it came to get like that.

Quote from: guest on 10/08/2007, 04:26 AMI don't want to know how it came to get like that.

Sumo wrestlers in gay biker bars need love too, even if that love comes from a game console.



 :shock: I apologize, we should have not traveled down that road.

Quote from: guest on 10/08/2007, 04:26 AMMy Neo Geo CD system came covered in a layer of grease and stank like smoke. And it actually came from a japanese seller that way.
I don't want to know how it came to get like that.

Word... Japanese people can be pigs too.  Last month I bought a Sony MSX2 and got more than I bargained for.
When I found it the box was like new, flawless.. had all kinds of promotional stickers on it from back in the day.
I brought it home... pulled it out.  It appeared to be in good condition.. a couple scratches here and there.. okay.

Turned it on and started messing around with it... noticed the keys were sticking pretty bad.  So I decided to open
it up and give it a good cleaning.  When I opened it up I found about 20 years worth of dust bunnies, food crumbs
and pubes packed in there tight.  It also appeared that somebody poured what looked like tomatoe sauce all over
the keyboard.

I had to pull all the keys off.. and scrape all the gunk out with a flat head screw driver.  Bleck...  You get the picture.

Buyer beware!! Hahah..  :lol:

Quote from: WoodyXPWord... Japanese people can be pigs too.

That's weird.  I thought they were perfect, like robots.

Japanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

QuoteThat's weird.  I thought they were perfect, like robots.

LMFAO   [-X

Quote from: Keranu on 10/08/2007, 09:53 PMJapanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

My Neo Geo CD smelled like camp fire smoke.

I wonder how many sickos actually buy her stuff and wish they could go on her "Bonk Adventure"...  :-&

Quote from: guest on 10/09/2007, 03:11 PM

Quote from: Keranu on 10/08/2007, 09:53 PMJapanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

My Neo Geo CD smelled like camp fire smoke.

Now that's just weird.

EDIT: Perhaps the original owner used the Neo Geo CD in a Console Chronicles episode ;) .

Don't all Japanese people smoke?  Isn't it law over there?

Quote from: guest on 10/09/2007, 03:11 PMMy Neo Geo CD smelled like camp fire smoke.

Weren't they afraid of Smokey the Ursaring (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ursaring_(Pok%C3%A9mon))?

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 10/10/2007, 01:38 PMWeren't they afraid of Smokey the Ursaring (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ursaring_(Pok%C3%A9mon))?

Mwuhahahaha - nice one!  :lol:

Quote from: Keranu on 10/08/2007, 09:53 PMJapanese imports have a very distinct smell to them. I think it's from their crappy cigarettes.

So true my last lot of pc engine games from japan stank of cigarette smoke i had to leave them open on the windowsill to air out for a few days, so much for from a smoke free home  :wink:

Quote from: Nödtveidt on 10/06/2007, 09:18 PMI dunno...I kinda like the "creepy old lady".

Then you are hereby dubbed the "creepy old guy"

She's revolting

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She reminds me of Earnest.

Quote from: WoodyXP on 10/11/2007, 07:32 AMShe reminds me of Earnest.

"Hey Vern, I'm gonna play Bonk's Adventure with my feet, ifyaknowwhaddimean. Make me some popcorn!"   :lol:

Quote from: Zeta-Gouki on 10/11/2007, 05:34 AMThen you are hereby dubbed the "creepy old guy"

It won't be the first time. :dance:

Rise Fwum Your Gwabe (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/altered-beast/wisefwomyourgwabe.wav)

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Thought Woody could use some new stuff for his spank bank. :roll:



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I saw that the other day while scouring ebay for turbo stuff.

I still like her. :D

she has a lot of great stuff right now!

No thanks.

Dude holy shit this whole entire post has just made me laugh so hard i actually pissed my pants, then just threw up my carls jr. as i was looking through her current auctions and saw those milf things. WTF, i mean SERIOUSLY, WTF, she is gross but her collection is =P~ minus those milf things of course( :---) but no really, DISGUSTING. Im gonna try and win at least half that shit. But not those milf things I SWEAR.

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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

Man, why isn't there a barfing emoticon on here?  This'll have to do  :-&

Not even Angelina Jolie could improve Aydin Chronicles, sorry...

Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on 01/19/2008, 05:54 PMMan, why isn't there a barfing emoticon on here?  This'll have to do  :-&

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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

I'd so tap that. :D

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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

I'd so tap that. :D

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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time :dance:

I'd so tap that. :D

You will probably need a few sexual enhancement devices.

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Haha!!

The fact that she has a copy of DEII just made her a little more attractive.  :P

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Quote from: ceti alpha on 01/19/2008, 06:43 PMHaha!!

The fact that she has a copy of DEII just made her a little more attractive.  :P

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The fact that the copy of DEII has been rubbed up against her hag-tits makes it a lot less attractive. [-(

She or it almost looks like A transvestite.I have to hand to who ever the guy is that is selling these games.He`s definitely drawing attention to his auctions.I think for all the wrong reasons.I would`nt mind getting A copy Of Dungeon Explorer II,who no`s where thats been.

QuoteThe fact that the copy of DEII has been rubbed up against her hag-tits makes it a lot less attractive. Not talking

haha. Yeah, well when you put it like that....  :-&

She needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

Quote from: Missa on 01/19/2008, 08:50 PMShe needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

I think you`ve been spending to much time talking with Kitsunexus.

Laughing Out Loud

Damn you guys bump a old thread i made last year.

I hope you all are not getting some kind of fetish out of her  :shock:

I can't believe she's still at it.  Do you think these games are really from her collection?  I always assumed it must be her husband/boyfriend/son's auctions and threw her in for "selling power"   :-& 

Those "adult" auctions are still equally terrifying.  Because she offers these "goods", and obviously someone must be buying them.

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To anyone interested in a copy of Beyond Shadowgate: be warned, that's not the original case and may be missing the pair of case liner notes (or whatever you call 'em).

How can you tell?  It could be the double case from that angle.  The only reason it comes as a double case is because of the included poster.  Wow.  Poster.  With creases.  Thanks.

Double cases don't have the plastic lip on the left side like that, both sides look like the back of a jewel case.

Quote from: Missa on 01/19/2008, 08:50 PMShe needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

And I'd buy that picture.

Quote from: GUTSDouble cases don't have the plastic lip on the left side like that, both sides look like the back of a jewel case.

Well I'll be a pimple on Mohamed's right testicle... you're right!

She could be attractive, if she dressed her age. Instead, she thinks that if she dresses like a teenager, people will mistake her for one. This thread shows the real result.

It's not just the clothes, it's something else....

I don't know.

It's almost like she's got manly features or something.

She has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?  :twisted:

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 03:48 AMShe has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?  :twisted:

I just thought she looks like the kind of woman who has smoked for 50 years, since she was 10 and grew up in a bar.  Who has also overtanned herself with artificial tanning countless times.  Maybe she's a biker too...reguardless of gender though, I am sure a sex tape would be scary.:-&  I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

She has manly arms.  Almost real biceps.  Ewwwww...

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM

Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

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Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM

Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

I wish all the Alien movies had been like Aliens.  It's a wonderful movie.

They are all very different, which is why I like them. The second was very good, though.

Hhahahahahaaa. This is the first time I've seen this thread. I love this lady. Hey, she's just trying to stand out from the countless faceless ebay sellers by putting her "personal touch" on many of her auctions.

That said, I also wanted to eat some breakfast this morning. Maybe I'll just wait until lunchtime.

QuoteI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

haha. I remember my only bad trip (the last time I tried it), and a bunch of people were listening to the Aliens soundtrack in the dark on LSD. That had nothing to do with me and my friend's bad trip, but it would have been fun if I wasn't so wigged out. Anyway, my friend and I finally got our shit together and came-to, thanks to Tom Hanks in "The Money Pit". It was the scene where the tub falls through the floor and Hanks just laughs in that crazy dork laugh. After that everything was A-OK. heh.

But a funny thing did happen that night. Me and my friend thought we were kicked out of the party so we walked down the street and used a payphone to call our friend who was having the party to ask if we could come back. lol.  8-[ The first phone we tried just gave this god awful feedback noise and when I hung up the phone a shit load of quarters just started pouring out of the return-change slot. We were so out of it we left it all there. When we finally got a hold of the party our friend told us to get our 100% retarded asses back up to the house. In our tripped out mumblings we told people about the phone incident and a bunch of people ran down the street to check it out. Turned out to be 15 bucks or something like that. lol.

I don't think I took LSD after that...maybe once more. Though mushrooms were a definite alternative.

So I did pretty much everything that night except listen to the Aliens soundtrack on LSD. heh.

As for the other Aliens movies not being like Aliens, I love the first one. Brilliant sci-fi horror. Aliens was, of course, amazing too - perfect sequel. Alien3 gets a bum wrap I find, but it did have its flaws. As for Alien Resurrection - no comment. That was just a terrible movie - the only part of that movie I liked was the underwater chase scene. Pretty freaky - LSD or not.  :P

Quote from: nat on 01/20/2008, 06:23 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM

Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

daym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"

Quotedaym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"

hehe. Yeah, Hudson was hilarious.

"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

GameSniped.com featured our favorite lady today:

http://www.gamesniped.com/2008/01/23/milf-sells-video-game-collection/

I still maintain she looks like a man in drag.

I think we need to find someone who would like to fuck her before she qualifies as a MILF.

I would. So there, she counts.

Quote from: The Old Rover on 01/23/2008, 05:12 PMI would. So there, she counts.

As would I.  Older ladies can be fun - they're always grateful and they know they won't break it.

Quote from: nat on 01/23/2008, 01:46 PMI still maintain she looks like a man in drag.

Many people are into that (not me of course). :P

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Quote from: OldRover on 01/23/2008, 05:12 PMI would. So there, she counts.

As would I.  Older ladies can be fun - they're always grateful and they know they won't break it.

No there not they just wanna put you in a pot and have ya,for dinner like some witch would  :roll:

Quote from: OldRover on 01/23/2008, 05:12 PMI would. So there, she counts.

Count me in, too.

OD

Well at least you guys are honest.

Quote from: GUTS on 01/24/2008, 02:31 PMWell at least you guys are honest.

And quite a bit older than other posters here, I'm guessing :)

OD

Actually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  :)

QuoteActually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  Smile

hehe. Forever young.

But yeah, I think that's why I love it here. We're all old school gamers from back in the day. I just turned 32 yesterday actually.  :) ...32 going on 18 lol.

Happy slightly belated birthday, ceti alpha.  Did you go out, get hammered, and pick up some sluts?

QuoteHappy slightly belated birthday, ceti alpha.  Did you go out, get hammered, and pick up some sluts?

Hey Necro. Thanks for the Necrobday wish. hehe I did not unfortunately.  :( However, a girl I know wants me to go out with her to see a band play tonight and have some drinks.  :wink:

Quote from: ceti alpha on 01/24/2008, 04:18 PMHowever, a girl I know wants me to go out with her to see a band play tonight and have some drinks.  :wink:

Have some laughs and don't do anything that I would do.

Quote from: guest on 01/24/2008, 04:50 PMHave some laughs and don't do anything that I would do.

That doesn't exactly leave him too many options. :D

Happy belated birthday, ceti alpha.

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 01/24/2008, 03:08 PMActually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  :)

Dude I first started posting here when I was like 14 or 15 under the name Luta Gemma! Good times! By the way, I turned 20 last month - THANK GOD I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGER! Though the 20's are going to suck too, can't wait until I'm 40.

once you turn 21 your life becomes 100 times better!

I turned 30 last Oct. Not much changes,except maybe you feel more aches and pains,and grumpier,and more picky in your buying habits.You also gain the knowledge of a 30 year old,unless you have downs syndrome or some other equally impairing brain problem...

Quote from: turbo D on 01/25/2008, 02:16 AMonce you turn 21 your life becomes 100 times better!

Yes, because alchohol is the cause of, & solution to all of life's problems!  

Seriously though, I think Keranu doesn't drink, I could be wrong.  Personally, I drink in moderation.  Not 100% sure I've been drunk.  I've drunk alot, & then felt like crap, that's about it.

Keranu, you don't want to be 40.  Our bodies, start going downhill around 30, & I agree with that, it's true. :P

They only go downhill if you let 'em.

Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on 01/25/2008, 02:32 AMSeriously though, I think Keranu doesn't drink, I could be wrong.  Personally, I drink in moderation.  Not 100% sure I've been drunk.  I've drunk alot, & then felt like crap, that's about it.

I don't drink anymore. I did it when I was a stupid teenager for a year and then stopped for myself (long run of alcoholics in the family), my new faith, and most especially, my mom, who's had to suffer so much from helping alcoholics.

Quote from: Paranoia DragonKeranu, you don't want to be 40.  Our bodies, start going downhill around 30, & I agree with that, it's true. :P

Going downhills is so much more fun than uphills!  :mrgreen:

Quote from: Keranu on 01/25/2008, 02:01 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 01/24/2008, 03:08 PMActually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's.  We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.  :)

Dude I first started posting here when I was like 14 or 15 under the name Luta Gemma! Good times! By the way, I turned 20 last month - THANK GOD I'M NO LONGER A TEENAGER! Though the 20's are going to suck too, can't wait until I'm 40.

I turn 21 this year/  :dance:

I've always been amazed(if that's the correct word) on how most humans make a big deal about drinking.  I don't recall caring about being 21.  I drink to relax sometimes, but, I usually don't care to drink, like when I go out to dinner, even then, I rarely drink.  It seems like the only real time I do, is when I'm up in the mountains, fishing, & freezing me bum off, that I'll have some hard stuff, to make me feel like I'm getting warmer, rather then colder.

Anways, not trying to be critical, just, stating my thoughts.

Quote from: Keranu on 01/25/2008, 03:09 AMI don't drink anymore. I did it when I was a stupid teenager for a year and then stopped for myself (long run of alcoholics in the family), my new faith, and most especially, my mom, who's had to suffer so much from helping alcoholics.

You don't need religion to tell you not to drink, just common sense.

A short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

Quote from: turbo D on 01/25/2008, 02:16 AMonce you turn 21 Once you imbibe alcohol your life becomes 100 times better!

I drink to forget I'm a Turbo addict. And now that my Turbo Duo is getting modded and no longer in my house watch out!!

Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on 01/25/2008, 07:37 AMI don't recall caring about being 21.

I don't drink, I don't plan on having sex soon, so pretty much I don't think I'll care about being 21 either.

Having a few drinks makes getting laid a whole lot easier. Not that either of those are that important, haha. I'd say live your life how you want. Being 21 is great for the fact that you become free of restrictions. Trust me dude, whether you drink or not, its a great feeling.

Drop a beer or two on an empty stomach for some great Gate of Thunder action :) .  That, and those fancy "medically rolled game enhancing cigarettes" - I forget who's sig that was in, I was trying to quote them. :)

OD

I just did somethin' like that except used cafffeeine (coffee) instead of the alchohol.  played Gate of Thunder for the very  first time and nearly had a heart attack when the game speeds up at the end of level one !!  AWESOME !!!!!!!!     :mrgreen:

Sinisi you gotta get a big TV !

Quote from: guyjin on 01/25/2008, 08:28 AM

Quote from: Keranu on 01/25/2008, 03:09 AMI don't drink anymore. I did it when I was a stupid teenager for a year and then stopped for myself (long run of alcoholics in the family), my new faith, and most especially, my mom, who's had to suffer so much from helping alcoholics.

You don't need religion to tell you not to drink, just common sense.

I listed numerous reasons besides religion and whether you like it or not, guyjin, religion DID do a big part in helping me stop. Enough religion bashing already.

Quote from: Odonadon on 01/25/2008, 03:36 PMDrop a beer or two on an empty stomach for some great Gate of Thunder action :) .  That, and those fancy "medically rolled game enhancing cigarettes" - I forget who's sig that was in, I was trying to quote them. :)

OD

LOOK ABOVE YOU!  :lol:

Quote from: OldRoverA short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

Ouch.  That'd do it!

Quote from: OldRover on 01/25/2008, 08:32 AMA short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

Yikes!

Quote from: OldRover on 01/25/2008, 08:32 AMA short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

Reminds me of this paramedic's blog entry:

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008845.html#008845

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/26/2008, 12:49 AMReminds me of this paramedic's blog entry:

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008845.html#008845

Sounds about right most of the time. I was lucky (head lacerations, minor brain and neck damage which resulted in lacunar amnesia) but the driver of our car wasn't so lucky...year-and-a-half coma. He's dead now, his parents pulled the plug. The driver of the car who ran into us was drunk off of his ass...0.18 BAC. We were sober, but not wearing seatbelts. Needless to say, not only do I wear a seatbelt now, but I avoid alcohol like the plague it is.

Quote from: OldRover on 01/26/2008, 01:08 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/26/2008, 12:49 AMReminds me of this paramedic's blog entry:

http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/008845.html#008845

Sounds about right most of the time. I was lucky (head lacerations, minor brain and neck damage which resulted in lacunar amnesia) but the driver of our car wasn't so lucky...year-and-a-half coma. He's dead now, his parents pulled the plug. The driver of the car who ran into us was drunk off of his ass...0.18 BAC. We were sober, but not wearing seatbelts. Needless to say, not only do I wear a seatbelt now, but I avoid alcohol like the plague it is.

Damn man, that's a smart decision, and I'm sorry about you and your friend. :(

Rover, how long ago did this all happen?

Me thinks kenaru unlock the thread....grumble,grumble.

why did you lock it?

Ah, OK, that's what happened.  I don't know why he locked it, as there certainly wasn't any reason to.

Quote from: guyjin on 01/26/2008, 05:15 AMwhy did you lock it?

Just thought the thread ran it's corse.

It was unlocked so we can hear details on how you all are gonna run train on this Turbo Hag that sells Bonk.  8)

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 01/26/2008, 04:01 AMRover, how long ago did this all happen?

Just over 14 years ago. New Years Eve, 1993.

By the way, I won a second item from Linda on ebay. :D

Maybe if you ask real nice she'll throw some of her panties in with your games.

The locking of the topic was probably one of these reminders:

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n b4 lock!

Since when do threads here ever stay on topic?

Quote from: Odonadon on 01/26/2008, 04:06 PMThe locking of the topic was probably one of these reminders:
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Awesome, I love it!

Do you guys know how many components are in a hydrogen fuel cell?  :-s

Quote from: Odonadon on 01/26/2008, 04:06 PMThe locking of the topic was probably one of these reminders:
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I don't think it ever will  #-o This is a mad house i tell you a mad house  8-[

I'm...just woundering what does drinking how to do with the creepy old bonk lady.

If any body has some more auctions by her link it  :wink:

Damn i sure did open a can of worms with this thread.

After many drinks, she'll start looking good, lmao.

I hear they recently used her as one of the motion actors for a 3-D model in a new PSP game:
(https://web.archive.org/web/20060714233004im_/http://www.igda.org/sex/archives/milf.jpg)

Quote from: guyjin on 01/26/2008, 05:15 AMwhy did you lock it?

I didn't lock it, or at least I wasn't aware I did. I didn't know the thread was locked until Joe PMed me about it, so I quickly unlocked it afterwards.

Quote from: Keranu on 01/27/2008, 03:38 AMI didn't lock it, or at least I wasn't aware I did. I didn't know the thread was locked until Joe PMed me about it, so I quickly unlocked it afterwards.

Exactly.  Why would you reopen a thread that the thread originator had decided to lock?

Because keranu knows that locked threads are for cowards, real heroes burn through at least 10 different topics before a good thread dies off.

Quote from: OldRover on 01/25/2008, 08:32 AMA short, violent trip through a windshield was enough to convince me never to drink.

That'll do it. For me it was the tendency to move on to other, more evil and expensive vices after a few drinks.

Video games are a better and cheaper way to go....

Quote from: OldTurboBastard on 01/28/2008, 02:27 PMVideo games are a better and cheaper way to go....

I can believe better, but cheaper!?  [-(

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/28/2008, 02:32 PM

Quote from: OldTurboBastard on 01/28/2008, 02:27 PMVideo games are a better and cheaper way to go....

I can believe better, but cheaper!?  [-(

For me, yes. Without getting into too much detail, i could easily spend $1000 in a night on "that other stuff". Plus with games, you tend to at least think before you spend. But I understand what you are saying the games can get expensive too.....

Quote from: OldTurboBastard on 01/28/2008, 02:49 PMFor me, yes. Without getting into too much detail, i could easily spend $1000 in a night on "that other stuff".

Zoinks!  :shock:

My US TG16 collection has thus far cost me close to $1000 so I can understand why one might say gaming is more expensive. :D And I haven't really even hit the high-ticket items yet, like Magical Chase or Bonk 3 CD.

Creepy old lady was weird before...but now...UGH!

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cookie-Crush-DVD-Feet-Foot-Photos-Pics-More_W0QQitemZ150211500576QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4801QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/Cookie-Crush-DVD-Feet-Foot-Photos-Pics-More_W0QQitemZ150211500576QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4801QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

If you can't look at that, this should be enough for you:

http://i17.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b6/a0/33c6_1.JPG (http://i17.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b6/a0/33c6_1.JPG)
http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b6/a0/3272_1.JPG (http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b6/a0/3272_1.JPG)
http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/b6/a0/3321_1.JPG (http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/b6/a0/3321_1.JPG)

Just remember, that if you get a game from her with any kind of oreo substance on it anytime soon, that would explain it. I was laughing at that first photo for almost 5 minutes, because she looks so ridiculous holding a plate of cookies with her tongue sticking out.  :lol:



Also this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/How-Many-Licks-Sexy-Dessert-Buffet-MILF-Photo-Set_W0QQitemZ150211500903QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4822QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (http://cgi.ebay.com/How-Many-Licks-Sexy-Dessert-Buffet-MILF-Photo-Set_W0QQitemZ150211500903QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4822QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

Lady, no one wants to know how many licks it takes to get to anything on you...

http://i8.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/bd/a6/8192_1.JPG (http://i8.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/bd/a6/8192_1.JPG)

Wrong and BAD!!!
MILF (or rather MIWRNF) and games do NOT go together!

Ha ha.  She should mail you the Oreos as well as the lame picture set.  I bet some deviantly unstable guys would be all over that.

EDIT:  Checked out the auction and SHE IS sending the smashed cookies.  Ewwwww.  0 bids.

I actually have a few of her picture sets. I guess if you're not into that kind of thing, feel free to avoid her. But I can't say anything bad at all about the products she sells...they came very well packaged, as described, and not smelly or covered in anything sticky (like cheap lube). She's actually a very good seller.

Congrats - you just made me vurp a bit.  Thanks a lot.

Stop eating all that HFCS and you'll feel much better. :lol:

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Good grief.

Well it could be worse...I could have posted one of the pictures!

/natlinda.jpg

 :-&

Quote from: quoth09 on 02/05/2008, 02:13 AM/natlinda.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
She's winking at you nat you better lay low for a while  :roll:

Ahh the creepy old lady is getting such a fetish here.

man.. poor Linda.. jeez-us!  You'd think you people would be more open to a horny old lady video game collector!!  She had TWO copies of DEII for christ sakes !     I think you're all just ashamed or sheltered or something !!  Poor lady.  I bet she's really sweet. Without getting too graphic just imagine playing B'93 with her and then pulling your pants down and ... you're in love!  haha    You're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda ?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Quote from: MurderDate on 02/05/2008, 08:31 AMYou're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Try reading comprehension classes.  More than one poster has said that they'd hit it, not that I'm naming names or anything.  :-"

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Quote from: MurderDate on 02/05/2008, 08:31 AMYou're trying to tell me not a single dude in here has dated an older lady and is going to stick up for Linda?  No one at all thinks she's sexy??   nat??  c'mon guys..

Try reading comprehension classes.  More than one poster has said that they'd hit it, not that I'm naming names or anything.  :-"

I didn't bother reading the whole thread because it's inane.

I've moved this thread to Chit-Chat since the discussion has moved well beyond the scope of the original topic...

you oughta just lock it up    ](*,)