This game is so awesome. But why is it so awesome ?......
BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING HORRIBLE IT'S RIDICULOUS!
You don't even need to play this piece of shit to see or experience how bad it is. You just need to see a video of it in action!: http://youtu.be/8A8mOCqgOAQ That's more than enough to keep you away!
The worst game of all time? No, this isn't even a game, it's just some crappy learning software that doesn't belong on a video game system. Well I'm glad I never have to play this piece of shit. And to think I thought about downloading this garbage a few times, even though I was already sure it would be bad before seeing videos or screenshots of it!
P. S. Did you REALLY think this would be a thread praising this monstrosity?
Things that ran through my mind watching this:
1. Wow, I HATE horrible British punk. EDIT: It's Jethro Tull! Now I hate it even MORE!
2. Tomy Tallarico made the music for this game. Well, I guess you have to start somewhere.
3. He's actually saying "I'm a weetawd fwom Bwooklyn wevyoong games on Youtube."
4. And he does shitty impersonations of Bob Ross! "Now add some blue.." At least with Bob Ross it was fucking HAPPY blue...
5. What's the point of reviewing this game? It's not for sale any longer, anybody with half a brain knows that this would be considered bad, and contrary to what he says, I think little kids might get a kick out of this.
6. Better question, why am I still watching this?
7. @3:04 "Not to mention the fact that you can only color dinosuars. Why not add some other animals to color too?" BECAUSE THE GAME IS FUCKING "COLOR A DINOSAUR" NOT FUCKING "COLOR A DINOSAUR AND OTHER ANIMALS"! >_<
8. While I agree with the real coloring book is better than digital, you'd have to be batshit insane a retard from Brooklyn to reccomend the 2600 Sesame Street games over the NES Sesame Street games.
9. Oh yeah, this is the worst game for the NES. Forget Total Recall, Deadly Towers, Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu, and any other of the cream of the NES crap. :roll:
I love Youtube, but when people put their own content on it, it makes me wish freedom of speech was rescinded.
This game is a classic around here!
I had no idea Tommy Tallarico did the music for this, that's hilarious.
Quote from: Keranu on 10/08/2007, 04:02 AMThis game is a classic around here!
I had no idea Tommy Tallarico did the music for this, that's hilarious.
Of course you didn't know that. He's been trying to keep it a secret for years. Now that you know, he'll probably be coming around to kill you. I recommend using a silver stake against him. ;)
There is only one man that can stop Tommy Tallarico and his big ego... and that's no other than BILLY MITCHELL! Billy would be standing there in his tight jeans with a pissed, yet calm, face and his mullet blowing in the wind. His sheer presence alone threatens people and would make Tommy pee in his pants.
I love how a game as simple as "Color A Dinosaur" is ruined by the NES hardware limitations. It would've been cool to see how an SMS port would've turned out. :P
Holy spit, I didn't realize 'color a dinosaur' was a licenced game! i just assumed it was Color Dreams or AVE crap. :shock:
And deadly towers is not all that bad. at least, compared to Heroes of the Lance.
Quote from: Keranu on 10/08/2007, 04:16 AMThere is only one man that can stop Tommy Tallarico and his big ego... and that's no other than BILLY MITCHELL! Billy would be standing there in his tight jeans with a pissed, yet calm, face and his mullet blowing in the wind. His sheer presence alone threatens people and would make Tommy pee in his pants.
His mullet alone threatens people. But nothing
even compares to TT's ego. [-X
Quote from: guest on 10/08/2007, 04:18 AMHis mullet alone threatens people. But nothing even compares to TT's ego. [-X
Seriously. On Judgment Day he paraded himself around like he was God. He also made dumb catchphrases like "We like NUBY because it rhymes with boobie!".
I wish I were kidding.
Also, while he makes some good music according to the Internet, I can't think of anything he's done right now, and I honestly 100% assure you that nothing by him is on my MP3 player.
Quote from: guest on 10/08/2007, 04:18 AMQuote from: Keranu on 10/08/2007, 04:16 AMThere is only one man that can stop Tommy Tallarico and his big ego... and that's no other than BILLY MITCHELL! Billy would be standing there in his tight jeans with a pissed, yet calm, face and his mullet blowing in the wind. His sheer presence alone threatens people and would make Tommy pee in his pants.
His mullet alone threatens people. But nothing even compares to TT's ego. [-X
Just look at the way Billy walks in this video (http://www.classicarcadegaming.com/media/Billy_Mitchell_-_MTV_interview.htm). Billy has extreme power but keeps absolutely calm. Nothing can stop him.
Q: What would happen if Billy Mitchell, Tommy Tallarico, Jesus Christ and Chuck Norris got into a fight?
A: Duke Nukem Forever would come out.
Damn, that was funnier in my head. I need sleep, goodnight.
Quote from: Kitsunexus on 10/08/2007, 04:28 AMQuote from: CrackTiger on 10/08/2007, 04:18 AMHis mullet alone threatens people. But nothing even compares to TT's ego. [-X
Seriously. On Judgment Day he paraded himself around like he was God. He also made dumb catchphrases like "We like NUBY because it rhymes with boobie!".
I wish I were kidding.
Also, while he makes some good music according to the Internet, I can't think of anything he's done right now, and I honestly 100% assure you that nothing by him is on my MP3 player.
I was going to make a comment about him posing with one of his expensive cars, but on a hunch I googled his name alone and this came up right away-
(https://www.superpcenginegrafx.net/img/tommycar01.jpg)
He looks like he was Photoshopped on to that image, but the overcast light could be responsible for the lack of shadows.
Quote from: guyjin on 10/08/2007, 04:16 AMHoly spit, I didn't realize 'color a dinosaur' was a licenced game! i just assumed it was Color Dreams or AVE crap. :shock:
And deadly towers is not all that bad. at least, compared to Heroes of the Lance.
Agreed. BTW, I've been a big fan of Tommy Tallarico since 2003. BTW, love the Blue Lander avi!
Who the fuck is Tommy Tallarico?
Speaking of boobies, it looks like he has a-cups in the pic posted by Black Tiger.
Tommy T makes really shitty butt-rock soundtracks for games and has a huge ego even though he pretty much sucks anus-juice and you can find a billion Japanese, European, and even American composers who are each a billion times more talented than him.
What the fuck is with everybody using that term? Butt Rock? And why do they just use it for any rock music that has keyboards and synthesizers on it? Acting as if keyboards and synthesizers are a BAD thing?
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 10/08/2007, 02:21 PMWhat the fuck is with everybody using that term? Butt Rock? And why do they just use it for any rock music that has keyboards and synthesizers on it? Acting as if keyboards and synthesizers are a BAD thing?
Because unless you're just doing Moog leads, or you're doing some Jan Hammer-esque synth design voodoo, or you're using something like Prominy LPC or an Ensoniq TS-10, your rock is going to sound like crap.
Synth driven rock like Keith Emerson or Dream Theater or stuff like that is allright, but if it's just some dude in Spandex with a Korg Triton, then it's going to suck.
As a synth nerd and electronica fan, I must say that synths have their place. An entire rock band is not their place.
Because butt rock is the proper term for that type of music. Do you also question why people call music with people rapping rap music?
This video is not cool.
Color a Dinosaur is one of my favorite games. Anyone who makes fun of Color a Dinosaur is not a real hardcore gamer. What's next? Making a YouTube video saying that Space Shuttle Project is overrated?
Quote from: Derek Lee Missed His School Bus on 10/10/2007, 02:45 AMMaking a YouTube video saying that Space Shuttle Project is overrated?
The person who does that is cruisin' for a screwdriver in their kneecaps.
I have witnessed someone who was trying to play SSP lose on the code screen while actually trying to win.
It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I can confirm that. I remember even commenting about the possibility of that before it actually happened, I was surprised.