Warning...obscene content(written) (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/742103427.html) :wink:
Oh my god...
Quote from: TurboXray on 07/05/2008, 01:48 AMWarning...obscene content(written) (http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/742103427.html) :wink:
Oh my god...
What the bloody hell? ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)
That must be a joke... [-o<
Quote from: onemadbastard...also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
pls tell me how a male can fake an orgasm?? :-k :shock: :?
WHAT the FUCK.
That's a Craigslist ad. The ad is for M4W if you look at the URL or title or whatever. it is an ad from a guy for a girl to play Super Mario Bros while he has sex with her from behind. I don't think it is meant to be taken seriously. :)
Hahaha, that's hilarious. This is my favorite part: "Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV.".
I also like how if he is unimpressed with your playing, he will turn the Nintendo off and return to the bathroom.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the craig's list subdirectory that this is on is called "casual encounters"
this is incredible. huge enthusiastic thumbs up.
I like how he must hear the fireworks. It is essential. It really gets him off.
Oh M4W, I missread it as M4M. I was also worried when he talked about using both holes on the man... :lol:
Quote from: Joe Redifer on 07/05/2008, 02:48 AMI like how he must hear the fireworks. It is essential. It really gets him off.
This guy needs Fantavision!
Lmao, thats a funny ass personal add :lol:
lol..i've read it :lol:
:lol:You got to be kidding.
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/743638515.html
Quote from: Missa on 07/05/2008, 02:13 AMQuote from: onemadbastard...also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
pls tell me how a male can fake an orgasm?? :-k :shock: :?
PLS? What the fuck is that? Am I in a kindergarten class here? It's
PLEASE. Not PLS.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 11:08 AMPLS? What the fuck is that? Am I in a kindergarten class here? It's PLEASE. Not PLS.
Yet you understood what she meant. How strange. :-k
Why the fuck do so many people think it's so cool to spell certain words wrong these days? What's so cool about that? It doesn't make anyone I know look cool. It makes them look retarded.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 11:27 AMWhy the fuck do so many people think it's so cool to spell certain words wrong these days? What's so cool about that? It doesn't make anyone I know look cool. It makes them look retarded.
Settle the fuck down maestro. It was shortened is all. Besides, we're on an online forum- where people use LOL and IIRC and the like. I don't think Missa was trying to impress you or others with her
cool. Call me crazy. Necro's right too- you understood it fine, did you not? Coming off like some goddamn uppity English teach- don't drop that monocle Professor- someone like me might sneak up and smash you in the head with a textbook.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 11:27 AMPLS? What the fuck is that? Am I in a kindergarten class here? It's PLEASE. Not PLS.
Why the fuck do so many people think it's so cool to spell certain words wrong these days? What's so cool about that? It doesn't make anyone I know look cool. It makes them look retarded.
? I have been typing several words in short form on the internet since I started mudding in 1996. I don't think it makes me look cool. However things like what you typed above sure don't make anyone I know look cool either, it makes them look like an ass.
Apparently we are in Kindergarten again and Billy's hitting me because he doesn't like the way I write...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Grow up...seriously.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 11:08 AMPLS? What the fuck is that?
you're new to this whole internet thing, aren't you?
I thought Missa was cool because she was referencing the Polska Liga Siatkówki (a.k.a. the Polish Volleyball League), which is notorious for faking orgasms and refraining from the use vibrators for fear of chipping their teeth.
I can sympathize with MRM about the whole "l33t" internet hacker lingo,its just that this particular comment about Missa doesn't fit Missa. No offense to Missa,as this is a plus,but she never tries to look cool around here. MRM,I've been wondering what you have been up to as of late,as your posting slowed down a bit awhile back and I never spot you in shout.
OMG! WTF?! STOP TEH ABBS!! :P
All of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
It's not that they think you are an asshole, it is that some people, myself included think that if you want to talk about proper spelling, you should just make your own thread about it. Don't call one member of the board out because they used a shortened version of one word in a post. If SNK considers "fun" to be a strong word, just imagine what they would say about the word you used, "fuck". What you say about me comes accross very strong and to begin with I am one of the people on the board who has a real spelling problem in the first place. I really do misspell in a lot of my posts and it isn't because I am trying to look cool, it is because I have a mild-medium form of autism.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
whoa - settle down sabertooth. You attacked Missa- perhaps the nicest person on this forum- for some half-brained reason- because she didn't put the vowels into PLEASE- you knew damn well what she was trying to convey- she wasn't talking to you- and you jump down her throat. Now we defend her and we're "getting on" your "case"? An apology could have easily been offered- but I guess you're too fucking "cool" for that, eh?
As for your initial throat-jumping-
"Why the fuck do so many people think it's so cool to spell certain words wrong these days? What's so cool about that? It doesn't make anyone I know look cool. It makes them look retarded."
I guess it's only "cool" when you do it Moto-roader.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 05/11/2008, 11:00 PMDammit, that's the guy from BIONIC Commando...
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 05/05/2008, 10:39 AMFrickin' sweet.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 03/18/2008, 02:42 AMBTW, speaking of Speed Racer:
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 03/12/2008, 02:36 AMI'm rootin' for Robo.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 12/04/2007, 02:21 PMRadical, mon!
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/18/2007, 10:53 PMYep
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/12/2007, 02:29 AMlol
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/08/2007, 04:12 PMIf you wanna play a game that's AWESOME, that REALLY kicks ASS, then look no further!
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/01/2007, 12:49 AMHe's a cute lil' guy, ain't he? ... Plus he's so friggin' cute!!!
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 10/20/2007, 07:38 PMWhere ya from?
and on and on and on and on. Yeah- I'm that nightmare that will look through your prior posts to make you look like a jerkoff.
Sini's right Moto. We all have some sort of grammar issue of some type, whether its misspelling or using short term spellings,making fun of others for it or outright attacking them is pretty lame and uncalled for when the person hasn't even done anything to you prior. For that matter,you are a pretty cool guy,so what you said above just doesn't seem like anything you'd do to begin with. You never made it a habit before of just outright attacking people for no reason or provoking, so whats the deal? My only real gripe is when people do the "l33t" nonsense. I cant stand that crap to no end because its ego driven people who think they are net savvy hackers that use it.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
Don't worry, we still love you. Just don't act so surprised when others notice that you're acting like a tool and then call you on it.
Quote from: Sinistron on 07/17/2008, 04:20 PMYeah- I'm that nightmare that will look through your prior posts to make you look like a jerkoff.
.....and in the process make yourself look equally jerkoffish. :wink:
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole.
No, you're just being silly. Years back, I was in the habit of correcting people's spelling and grammar on teh internets. I eventually figured out that beating my head against the wall and expecting the wall to break is foolish. :P
Quote from: guest on 07/17/2008, 04:42 PMQuote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
Don't worry, we still love you. Just don't act so surprised when others notice that you're acting like a tool and then call you on it.
Quote from: Sinistron on 07/17/2008, 04:20 PMYeah- I'm that nightmare that will look through your prior posts to make you look like a jerkoff.
.....and in the process make yourself look equally jerkoffish. :wink:
Hahaha. Yeah- I may be that nightmare too :)
Though I do contest that it only makes me look partially jerkoffish- but beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess :-"
Moto, you need to realize that most people are morons who somehow manage to complete school despite their lack of education. They may claim to know proper spelling and grammar, but they don't practice it and they quickly forget. They will use the exuse of "dis iz teh internetz so i can b lazy lol y do u care dis iz not an essay or a test u fag go fuk urself lol omg wtf lol"
Using bad spelling and grammar for satirical purposes, etc is completely OK, though.
Quote from: Joe Redifer on 07/17/2008, 06:45 PMThey will use the exuse of "dis iz teh internetz so i can b lazy lol y do u care dis iz not an essay or a test u fag go fuk urself lol omg wtf lol"
How'd you manage to complete school Joe?
:-# (waits for the thunder)
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
:) Take it easy Moto. You just jumped down missa's throat is all. We don't need all dis drama up in da haus naaa. :mrgreen:
Quote from: Sinistron on 07/17/2008, 04:20 PMQuote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 03:44 PMAll of a sudden, I'm the asshole. Why? I join no less than a year ago, everyone likes me. Now all of a sudden they're getting on my case.
whoa - settle down sabertooth. You attacked Missa- perhaps the nicest person on this forum- for some half-brained reason- because she didn't put the vowels into PLEASE- you knew damn well what she was trying to convey- she wasn't talking to you- and you jump down her throat. Now we defend her and we're "getting on" your "case"? An apology could have easily been offered- but I guess you're too fucking "cool" for that, eh?
As for your initial throat-jumping-
"Why the fuck do so many people think it's so cool to spell certain words wrong these days? What's so cool about that? It doesn't make anyone I know look cool. It makes them look retarded."
I guess it's only "cool" when you do it Moto-roader.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 05/11/2008, 11:00 PMDammit, that's the guy from BIONIC Commando...
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 05/05/2008, 10:39 AMFrickin' sweet.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 03/18/2008, 02:42 AMBTW, speaking of Speed Racer:
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 03/12/2008, 02:36 AMI'm rootin' for Robo.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 12/04/2007, 02:21 PMRadical, mon!
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/18/2007, 10:53 PMYep
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/12/2007, 02:29 AMlol
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/08/2007, 04:12 PMIf you wanna play a game that's AWESOME, that REALLY kicks ASS, then look no further!
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 11/01/2007, 12:49 AMHe's a cute lil' guy, ain't he? ... Plus he's so friggin' cute!!!
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 10/20/2007, 07:38 PMWhere ya from?
and on and on and on and on. Yeah- I'm that nightmare that will look through your prior posts to make you look like a jerkoff.
Okay, first off:
1.Dammit has been around for years.
2.So has BTW and LOL
3.Rooting isn't a real word? Since when?
4.Isn't
mon how jamaicans say
man? If I recall right, I was impersonating a jamaican in that particular post.
5.Yep? Are you serious? I've been seeing people use yep for years
6.I've also seen "wanna" being used for years in addition to lil' and friggin'.
Wow...PLS has also been around for years. If you want to get technical Dammit is a bastardized version of damn it. You had rootin', not rooting. Sin was just showing you that you yourself have used shortened words. So wrong for some, not for all eh?
Yea Motor,now you're just being a ass. Whats the deal. You were just as guilty as anyone,proof is above in your quotes. Pls has been used for years,nothing new. The "cool" trendy net way to do it woulda been plz anyway, which she didn't do,and for that matter,why do you care. You're harping over a silly subject that you yourself have been found guilty of doing also. You should simply drop it Moto.
Quote from: Sinistron on 07/17/2008, 06:50 PMHow'd you manage to complete school Joe?
What??? Who says I did????
Check out RotoRooter Rick with the double standard. Some animals are more equal than others. If you don't feel the need to apologize to Missa- even after she explained that she's partly autistic and that she wasn't trying to impress you with her cool- then have a ball -- but you could have warned us off the bat that you were an evil ogre. The name "MotoRoader Mike" and the Speed Racer pics evoke a hypnotic "cool"- yet all we get is a malicious little brat with soiled panties.
I came back and see the thread has grown. Let's see.. Oh, two pages.... of crap. Bastards - all of you! See if I share *hawt* SMB related sex stuff with you guys next time.
hey hey- that stuff was TEH good Bonknuts! Got any more? :D
Quote from: TurboXray on 07/18/2008, 10:47 AMI came back and see the thread has grown. Let's see.. Oh, two pages.... of crap. Bastards - all of you! See if I share *hawt* SMB related sex stuff with you guys next time.
This is an actual picture of what the preceding post would look like if we were all in real life together:
(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2387/2445238684_197f4a6daf.jpg)
So is that Bonknuts holding the puppets?
Quote from: Sinistron on 07/18/2008, 11:29 AMSo is that Bonknuts holding the puppets?
Yessir.
Quote from: MotoRoaderMike on 07/17/2008, 11:15 PMOkay, first off:
I see you've filled up at the fail pump, but where are your subsequent offs? Inquiring minds want to know!
HAHA
omg evry1 pls stfu now kthxbye