http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1218501947/Asian_Man_Humps_Bench_Gets_Dick_Stuck_In_Hole
:-& :-# :-#
WTF :shock: :shock:
They should've chopped his wang off rather than destroy the bench. Maybe it's for the best - you could never get such a defiled bench clean enough afterwards.
Should have called Kostman's:
Quicktime (https://web.archive.org/web/20131205185532id_/http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.mov) - 3 MB
Windows Media (https://web.archive.org/web/20131205185536id_/http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.wmv) - 2.9 MB
Sorry, but Youtube wouldn't let me upload this one
I also plead guilty to posting this on other forums that posted this "news" but it is soooo appropriate
:shock: Owowowowowowowowwww... (sucking sound through teeth)
:lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> ROFLMFAO!!!! That is the funniest shit EVAR! LoLZ! Man, I never would have thought anyone would screw a park bench!
Quote from: Joe Redifer on 08/18/2008, 04:03 PMShould have called Kostman's:
Quicktime (https://web.archive.org/web/20131205185532id_/http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.mov)
lol @ that sexy tree hole! :lol:
Quote from: turbo D on 08/18/2008, 04:58 PMlol @ that sexy tree hole! :lol:
Rubbin' wood on wood, eh? That's how the Indians used to start fires. Sounds painful. :lol:
teh LOL :lol:
nothin' is impossible.
:lol: that's a good'n!
just when you think you've seen every level of stupidity- some grade A troglodyte bench fucker waltzes out for a real eye bulger. Good show guy. =D>
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now :( I don't feel well. ](*,)
Flashback eh mithos?? :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
that must be some sort of most possible embarrassing moment in the life of a "man" :lol:
ouchies...but kinda funny too. The question I want answered 3 months from now is: did he learn his lesson?
lolmax!! Sin said "troglodyte". :lol: =D>
But yeah, that's just somethin' else right there.
Quote from: Mithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFor once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now
On a park bench?
Quote from: guest on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AMOn a park bench?
As long as he doesn't do it face-down...
Quote from: guest on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFor once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now
On a park bench?
HA! HA! HA! HA! :lol: GOLD!!
Quote from: nectarsis on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFlashback eh mithos?? :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
:oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........
Quote from: guest on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFor once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now
On a park bench?
:lol: :lol: =D> =D>
Oh you bastard! Good one.
Quote from: Mithos on 08/19/2008, 12:03 PMQuote from: nectarsis on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFlashback eh mithos?? :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
:oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........
Wow, this totally reminds me of the time when...wait, no it doesn't :shock:.
so, did he finish?
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 08/19/2008, 01:27 PMso, did he finish?
Probably not, else he would've been able to pull out. No happy ending for you, douche!
Couldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k
Quote from: Dark Fact on 08/26/2008, 11:47 PMCouldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k
Wouldn't blood still be trapped there though? So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?
Quote from: Mithos on 08/27/2008, 12:57 PMWouldn't blood still be trapped there though? So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?
What if they trepanned his little head?
Is anyone else like me waiting to see the "no bench love making" signs they will start putting up all over the asian world?
poor little lamb... he knew he should have stopped but it felt so good :P
So is it ok to use the term "You park bench f*cker!", now? Next time someone pisses me off in traffic....
ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: