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Title: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: rolins on 08/18/2008, 03:03 PM
http://nothingtoxic.com/media/1218501947/Asian_Man_Humps_Bench_Gets_Dick_Stuck_In_Hole
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: nectarsis on 08/18/2008, 03:05 PM
 :-& :-# :-#

WTF :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 08/18/2008, 03:49 PM
They should've chopped his wang off rather than destroy the bench.  Maybe it's for the best - you could never get such a defiled bench clean enough afterwards.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Joe Redifer on 08/18/2008, 04:03 PM
Should have called Kostman's:

Quicktime (https://web.archive.org/web/20131205185532id_/http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.mov) - 3 MB
Windows Media (https://web.archive.org/web/20131205185536id_/http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.wmv) - 2.9 MB

Sorry, but Youtube wouldn't let me upload this one

I also plead guilty to posting this on other forums that posted this "news" but it is soooo appropriate
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: guyjin on 08/18/2008, 04:52 PM
 :shock: Owowowowowowowowwww... (sucking sound through teeth)
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Turbo D on 08/18/2008, 04:58 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: =D> =D> =D> ROFLMFAO!!!! That is the funniest shit EVAR! LoLZ! Man, I never would have thought anyone would screw a park bench!

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 08/18/2008, 04:03 PMShould have called Kostman's:
Quicktime (https://web.archive.org/web/20131205185532id_/http://www.joeredifer.com/crap/kostmans.mov)
lol @ that sexy tree hole!  :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 08/18/2008, 05:11 PM
Quote from: turbo D on 08/18/2008, 04:58 PMlol @ that sexy tree hole!  :lol:
Rubbin' wood on wood, eh?  That's how the Indians used to start fires.  Sounds painful.  :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Tatsujin on 08/18/2008, 09:31 PM
teh LOL :lol:

nothin' is impossible.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Sinistron on 08/18/2008, 09:50 PM
 :lol: that's a good'n!

just when you think you've seen every level of stupidity- some grade A troglodyte bench fucker waltzes out for a real eye bulger.  Good show guy.  =D>
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: albinoMithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PM
For once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now :( I don't feel well.  ](*,)
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: nectarsis on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PM
Flashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Tatsujin on 08/18/2008, 10:50 PM
that must be some sort of most possible embarrassing moment in the life of a "man" :lol:
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: MissaFX on 08/19/2008, 01:20 AM
ouchies...but kinda funny too.  The question I want answered 3 months from now is: did he learn his lesson?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Ceti Alpha on 08/19/2008, 08:53 AM
lolmax!! Sin said "troglodyte".  :lol: =D>

But yeah, that's just somethin' else right there.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AM
Quote from: Mithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFor once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now
On a park bench?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: OldRover on 08/19/2008, 10:14 AM
Quote from: guest on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AMOn a park bench?
As long as he doesn't do it face-down...
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Ceti Alpha on 08/19/2008, 11:09 AM
Quote from: guest on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AM
Quote from: Mithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFor once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now
On a park bench?
HA! HA! HA! HA!  :lol: GOLD!!
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: albinoMithos on 08/19/2008, 12:03 PM
Quote from: nectarsis on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFlashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
:oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........

Quote from: guest on 08/19/2008, 09:23 AM
Quote from: Mithos on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFor once..........I'm speechless............ I need to go lay down now
On a park bench?
:lol: :lol: =D> =D>

Oh you bastard! Good one.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: MissaFX on 08/19/2008, 01:14 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 08/19/2008, 12:03 PM
Quote from: nectarsis on 08/18/2008, 10:35 PMFlashback eh mithos??   :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
:oops: Like you wouldn't believe man...........
Wow, this totally reminds me of the time when...wait, no it doesn't :shock:.
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 08/19/2008, 01:27 PM
so, did he finish?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 08/19/2008, 01:33 PM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 08/19/2008, 01:27 PMso, did he finish?
Probably not, else he would've been able to pull out.  No happy ending for you, douche!
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Dark Fact on 08/26/2008, 11:47 PM
Couldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: albinoMithos on 08/27/2008, 12:57 PM
Quote from: Dark Fact on 08/26/2008, 11:47 PMCouldn't they have soaked his penis in cold water? :-k
Wouldn't blood still be trapped there though?  So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 08/27/2008, 01:22 PM
Quote from: Mithos on 08/27/2008, 12:57 PMWouldn't blood still be trapped there though?  So wouldn't he stay in an erect state regardless of soaking in cold water or not?
What if they trepanned his little head?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: MissaFX on 08/27/2008, 06:00 PM
Is anyone else like me waiting to see the "no bench love making" signs they will start putting up all over the asian world?
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Sparky on 08/28/2008, 10:18 PM
poor little lamb... he knew he should have stopped but it felt so good :P
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: TurboXray on 08/28/2008, 10:54 PM
So is it ok to use the term "You park bench f*cker!", now? Next time someone pisses me off in traffic....
Title: Re: Of all the places to jerk-off, this guy does on a bench...
Post by: Alt-Nintega on 08/30/2008, 12:40 PM
ROFLMAO  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: