Poll
Question:
So who wants to come to Canada with me?
Option 1: Sure, we'll teach them the right way to spell!
votes: 8
Option 2: Nah, I'm good, but give em' hell for me!
votes: 2
Option 3: No I don't have anything against Canada.
votes: 2
Option 4: No, you're insane and need to get help now Mithos.
votes: 6
So I'm thinking of going to Canada this summer to correct a few things there. First off I have to find out why they have this unnatural love for Xevious and eliminate that crap ASAP. The next thing is to lock their PM in French Canada (an actual providence. Look it up :P) and then wipe it off the map by any means necessary! My final piece of business there will be to correct the Canadian dictionary with all their misspelled words like whatever the hell "Colour", "Armour", "Metre", etc. are. Rest assured my Canadian friends we WILL help you.
Afterwords we'll have a video game party with our newly fixed friends and then we'll head back down to America where we'll get rid of the imperial system of measurements and fat asses.
The Revolution must happen. King Metal Slime of Happy Funtimeland commands it!!!!!
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Also until we fix this problem just remember the wise words of South Park...when in doubt:
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Canada Rul0urz!!
I like canada. However, there is this really creepy Canadian dude in my english class. Not sure what he's up to. 8-[
Quote from: turbo D on 03/26/2009, 03:56 AMI like canada. However, there is this really creepy Canadian dude in my english class. Not sure what he's up to. 8-[
I like Canada too but dammit I've had it with their spelling and love of Xevious. And no one NO one can defend french Canada. Oh and that Canadian guy is melting from learning
proper English.
Lmao, he probably is! He looks like a damned serial killer or something. Surprisingly, there are a lot of weirdos @ my college. Oh ya, damned french canadia. lol. :twisted:
I do blame canada,for making it too cheap for any tv show or movie to be flimed there.Blast them and hollywood for selling out :roll:
Hey, isn't Canada's military taking a year off from service? I think I read that somewhere, probably in shout or something. :-k
I say we make CrackTiger the ruler of Canada.
Quote from: turbo D on 03/26/2009, 04:36 AMHey, isn't Canada's military taking a year off from service? I think I read that somewhere, probably in shout or something. :-k
http://youtu.be/tcJn5XlbSFk&feature=channel_page
Cananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.
Dissing on Xevious should be a sin. That's like disrespecting your gentle, loving grandparents. No Xevious = No scrolling vertical shooters = No PC Engine = None of us posting here.
Quote from: Keranu on 03/26/2009, 05:07 AMCananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.
Dissing on Xevious should be a sin. That's like disrespecting your gentle, loving grandparents. No Xevious = No scrolling vertical shooters = No PC Engine = None of us posting here.
No Xevious= no flying drywall, no flying donuts, no canada. I can live without vertical shooters and I doubt the PC engine's life depends on Xevious' existence. I mean it's here and unless I come up with a Flux Capacitor or find out a way to travel back in time it's gonna stay. But Canada......no they just had to take the love of that game too far man. Enough is enough. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONTINENT!!!!!!! (No offense Canada :P)
Quote from: Keranu on 03/26/2009, 05:07 AMCananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.
As a drunk English bud of mine told off a Canuck friend of mine and me a few years ago -- "You guys don't fooking speak English!"
Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
Oh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMQuote from: Keranu on 03/26/2009, 05:07 AMCananda is awesome, but yeah the damn British English has to go.
As a drunk English bud of mine told off a Canuck friend of mine and me a few years ago -- "You guys don't fooking speak English!"
Basically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
Oh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
So Canadian spelling isn't even British spelling!?!?!?!?!?!? The hell? Oh fuck that...Canada's ass is grass now!!! (not that it wasn't before!) :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
BTW Xevious sucks. [-X :-k
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Fuck the United States.
And spell check says color is wrong. it's colour.
Quote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 05:54 AMFuck the United States.
And spell check says color is wrong. it's colour.
And you....
YOU!!!!! I don't know what backwards part of reality you reside from but there isn't any damn 'u' in color. I'm sorry but first off having a U there is fucking inefficient and I've yet to hear a good reason to have it there. I suspect that some french bastard decided it'd be awesome and the rest of you dumbasses decided to be like Mike and started spelling it that ass way. Also we speak
real English here not some backwards ass "oh look it's tea and crumpets time" bullshit. Fuck that. Keep that prissy ass u and reversed RE to yourselves long enough for America to stick its foot far enough up your ass until that shit is fixed. I know damn well I'm not alone here when I say this: Fuck British Spelling and anyone who still uses it.
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Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 05:54 AMFuck the United States.
And spell check says color is wrong. it's colour.
And you....YOU!!!!! I don't know what backwards part of reality you reside from but there isn't any damn 'u' in color. I'm sorry but first off having a U there is fucking inefficient and I've yet to hear a good reason to have it there. I suspect that some french bastard decided it'd be awesome and the rest of you dumbasses decided to be like Mike and started spelling it that ass way. Also we speak real English here not some backwards ass "oh look it's tea and crumpets time" bullshit. Fuck that. Keep that prissy ass u and reversed RE to yourselves long enough for America to stick its foot far enough up your ass until that shit is fixed. I know damn well I'm not alone here when I say this: Fuck British Spelling and anyone who still uses it.
(https://web.archive.org/web/20081017192353im_/http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/bitch_slap.jpg)
Nigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:06 AMNigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.
Merriam-Webster correct on this one. The OED is complete and utter bullshit and you know it. Please go burn your self in fire now to cleanse this contamination. Alternatively you can go to Canada which will be razed by our righteous indignation soon enough.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:09 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:06 AMNigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.
Merriam-Webster correct on this one. The OED is complete and utter bullshit and you know it. Please go burn your self in fire now to cleanse this contamination. Alternatively you can go to Canada which will be razed by our righteous indignation soon enough.
Merriam-Webster can shove it up there ugly ass.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:12 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:09 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:06 AMNigga, Colour is in the fucking OED.
Merriam-Webster correct on this one. The OED is complete and utter bullshit and you know it. Please go burn your self in fire now to cleanse this contamination. Alternatively you can go to Canada which will be razed by our righteous indignation soon enough.
Merriam-Webster can shove it up there ugly ass.
See more proof that OED is bullshit. It's
their. Thank you nikdog. You have given me a new mission in life. Destroy Oxford. But seriously.......shut the fuck up.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who
really cares, anyway. :|
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20091025002539im_/http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
http://youtu.be/1ytCEuuW2_A
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:49 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20091025002539im_/http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen
Quote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 06:53 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:49 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20091025002539im_/http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen
oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:57 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 06:53 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:49 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20091025002539im_/http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen
oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.
Follow the tail. England -> Canada -> Fail -> You. Just sayin'
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:58 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:57 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 06:53 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:49 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20091025002539im_/http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen
oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.
Follow the tail. England -> Canada -> Fail -> You. Just sayin'
but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMbut i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong. There's no middle ground here. All failure will be wiped from the system. That is all.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:03 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMbut i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong. There's no middle ground here. All failure will be wiped from the system. That is all.
theatre, colour, and armour are right.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:03 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMbut i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong. There's no middle ground here. All failure will be wiped from the system. That is all.
Wait....no I've never spelled no damn aluminum with an i between the n and u. Same principle, it's pointless and just plain doesn't belong. Are you some sort of crappy Canadian spy, gathering info on opposers to the Canadian way of spelling things for when you all attempt to infiltrate the US and try to force your horribly incorrect way of spelling things on us?!
Btw the Webster distionary doesn't spell aluminum with an i there.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:06 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:03 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMbut i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong. There's no middle ground here. All failure will be wiped from the system. That is all.
theatre, colour, and armour are right.
In bullshit land where static shock is good and where static shaq can exist with the rest of the magical bullshit fairies. It's a magical land where Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise are held with high esteem and where nikdog hails from. Yea onto thee who comes to this land thy spelling is wrong. So it has been written. Again keep that prissy ass tea and crumpets spelling long enough for us to fix it. Also ban plz.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:10 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:06 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:03 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMbut i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong. There's no middle ground here. All failure will be wiped from the system. That is all.
theatre, colour, and armour are right.
In bullshit land where static shock is good and where static shaq can exist with the rest of the magical bullshit fairies. It's a magical land where Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise are held with high esteem and where nikdog hails from. Yea onto thee who comes to this land thy spelling is wrong. So it has been written. Again keep that prissy ass tea and crumpets spelling long enough for us to fix it. Also ban plz.
What's star trek?
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:14 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:10 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:06 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 07:03 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMbut i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
And yet you still fail at spelling theater, color, and armor wrong. There's no middle ground here. All failure will be wiped from the system. That is all.
theatre, colour, and armour are right.
In bullshit land where static shock is good and where static shaq can exist with the rest of the magical bullshit fairies. It's a magical land where Star Trek Voyager and Enterprise are held with high esteem and where nikdog hails from. Yea onto thee who comes to this land thy spelling is wrong. So it has been written. Again keep that prissy ass tea and crumpets spelling long enough for us to fix it. Also ban plz.
What's star trek?
Something that as a whole is more awesome than Canada.
Oh, and to throw more shit into the flames,
Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 07:21 AMOh, and to throw more shit into the flames,
Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling
This is true however this relationship is still true Common British Spelling=Oxford Spelling=Canadian Spelling=Bullshit. (yes with a capitol B)
Now I know some may ask..why? Why don't you take out Britain as well. Well considering what their government is trying to turn the place into a real life 1984 I can't in good conscience jump in that situation. However, once that's fixed, I'm there! :evil:
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 07:21 AMOh, and to throw more shit into the flames,
Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling
ROFL, well now that i'm bored with this, i'm gonna leave here.
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:28 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 07:21 AMOh, and to throw more shit into the flames,
Common British spelling ≠ Oxford Spelling
ROFL, well now that i'm bored with this, i'm gonna leave here.
Yessssss....back to Canada with you!
Quote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:58 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:57 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 06:53 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:49 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
(https://web.archive.org/web/20091025002539im_/http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/61fps/2009/01/facepalm.jpg)
Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen
oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.
Follow the tail. England -> Canada -> Fail -> You. Just sayin'
but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
THIS IS QUOTING MADNESS!!
Quote from: Tatsujin on 03/26/2009, 08:57 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 07:01 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:58 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:57 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 06:53 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:49 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:48 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:47 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:45 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:42 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:39 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:36 AMQuote from: nikdog on 03/26/2009, 06:31 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:27 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 06:23 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 06:02 AMQuote from: Zeon on 03/26/2009, 05:53 AMQuote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMBasically, Canadian English (spelling) is NOT the same as British English. There's quite a few words in Canada that don't follow British spelling standards (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation, etc. etc.) -- I found all this out after coming to Oz!
tyre?! TYRE?! What in the hell is a tyre?!?!?!?!
No man, someone better explain this shit, NOW!!!!
Quote from: termis on 03/26/2009, 05:42 AMOh, and Xevious is awesome! :D
Take your Xevious loving ass and go to hell! Do not pass Go, and most certaintly do not collect $200, for you sir are a horrible human being! :evil:
Ok I can explain Tyre you see someone in Canada was a drunken Star Wars fan. S/he was also famous with the locals and happened to be a fan of the minor character Arlo Tyre from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. You see Canadians are insane and stuff like that happens all the time.
Nah, I I meant was that those words (Practise, recognise, tyre, aluminium, organisation) are the British spelling versions and Canada uses the American version for those words (practice, recognize, tire, aluminum, etc.)
Ah, but who really cares, anyway. :|
Any living, breathing, freedom loving, French hating, red-blooded human being. You think it doesn't matter but then we give up and then the terrorists win. And then aliens come and take over our planet cause once we start accepting u in our words then that leads to french acceptance. Once that happens humanity is doomed to wear purple berets, black and white striped shirts, spandex pants, crappy poetry, and not taking baths. Do you really want to live in a french world of fail? I think not!
who said I like France?
You did the second you started to spell color with a u. Go back to Canada.
first of all fuck France.
secondly colour came first.
And yet it's still wrong. First isn't equal to right. Windows 1.1 came out before Windows 3.x and yet everyone know 1.1 was bullshit. So what happened? Improvements were made and things got better.....well as good as they can get with microsoft. Also stop trying to hate france all of a sudden. Yeah I put a lowercase f because nothing about france is proper. :evil:
i've hated france since highschool. i only put a capital F in france because spell check wanted me too and the red lines were bugging the shit out of me.
And you would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that stupid dog?
Psh. See Canada, see what you've done!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Canada must be stopped NOW!
what'd Canada do?
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Damn straight Mithos! This poor misguided soul, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANADA, DO YOU SEE!!!!!!! Don't worry there nik we will get you some help, just hang in there buddy. By the time we are through you will be like every other sane correct spelling US citizen
oh brother. i also fail to see how my spelling comes from canada. pretty sure the Great British Empire did this.
Follow the tail. England -> Canada -> Fail -> You. Just sayin'
but i spell aluminium right. canada doesn't.
THIS IS QUOTING MADNESS!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 05:13 AMNo Xevious= no flying drywall, no flying donuts, no canada. I can live without vertical shooters and I doubt the PC engine's life depends on Xevious' existence. I mean it's here and unless I come up with a Flux Capacitor or find out a way to travel back in time it's gonna stay. But Canada......no they just had to take the love of that game too far man. Enough is enough. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONTINENT!!!!!!! (No offense Canada :P)
haha... you poor misguided soul, i think you need to get laid by a good canadian women!!!
For the
honour of canada i will stop your quest & do me a
favour & bend over and i will stick a Xevious huey up your american ass... i will use some maple syrup for some lube!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 10:12 AMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 05:13 AMNo Xevious= no flying drywall, no flying donuts, no canada. I can live without vertical shooters and I doubt the PC engine's life depends on Xevious' existence. I mean it's here and unless I come up with a Flux Capacitor or find out a way to travel back in time it's gonna stay. But Canada......no they just had to take the love of that game too far man. Enough is enough. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING CANADIANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONTINENT!!!!!!! (No offense Canada :P)
haha... you poor misguided soul, i think you need to get laid by a good canadian women!!!
For the honour of canada i will stop your quest & do me a favour & bend over and i will stick a Xevious huey up your american ass... i will use some maple syrup for some lube!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P
Misguided? I think not good sir. You are a shining example of why Canada is so twisted!!!!!
Can that which has so much france in it have
honor?
Can a
favor be done for those which create such foulness in the world?
Can maple syrup really be used as a potent lube?
The answer is no to all of the above. Ladies and Gentlemen...and Sparky, we have a problem on our hands and now is the time to fix it. Let's strike while the iron is hot. And give these u loving bastards no quarter! For if we do then it will ultimately lead to the end of the world!!!!!
you are scared mithos, scared of Canada & the verbal power we hold and there is nothing you can do about it!!! You are weak and powerless and afraid of a silent U...
I want you to look at these 2 words...
favour: look how the U fits and fills out the word, it is visually pleasing & reaks of intelligence.
favor: look how small it is, very weak, almost like a child has written it.
fight your fight Mithos... but in the end the colour of the Maple Leaf & our lube ready syrup will provail!!! EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 11:04 AMyou are scared mithos, scared of Canada & the verbal power we hold and there is nothing you can do about it!!! You are weak and powerless and afraid of a silent U...
I want you to look at these 2 words...
favour: look how the U fits and fills out the word, it is visually pleasing & reaks of intelligence.
favor: look how small it is, very weak, almost like a child has written it.
fight your fight Mithos... but in the end the colour of the Maple Leaf & our lube ready syrup will provail!!! EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm sorry Sparky, but you and the rest of Canada (or as Jon Stewart calls it Gay America :P) seem to have things so violently wrong that the rest of the world actually is afraid to confront you on this.
You wish me to look upon the correct spelling and the misspelling of the world favor?
I did everyday since I've taken up this fight!
You claim this:
"favour: look how the U fits and fills out the word, it is visually pleasing & reaks of intelligence.
favor: look how small it is, very weak, almost like a child has written it."
And yet, I ask you, what intelligent being cares for mere aesthetics? That's is of the child world. Favor is the correct way and the most efficient. You claim the U to be silent? Then why use it? Is it to get some special character count in your documents? That's foolish at best and simply daft at worst. You Canadians must learn of the error of your ways!
Of all the things Canada could have used to scare me (mounties, bears, etc.) it tries to fend off my flurry with Us?!?
Balderdash! That's french talk!
I will fight my righteous fight and I will win! For I have learned much of Canada. You all have been frenched up so very much that you've no chance against us!
In the end your precious maple leaf and its
color will be turned into nothing more than cheap toilet paper. (Cheaper than it already is.)
Just remember:
Canada is a synonym for America's Hat
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hahaha :lol: :lol:
Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?
word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane
The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.
No metric = no say! :P
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMhahaha :lol: :lol:
Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?
word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane
The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.
No metric = no say! :P
Yea, the chief Canadian hath spoken! Word, turd, wrong, and brain are all spelled phonetically! Flight is the only exception which I am an opponent of! Words like lite and light are spelled the way they are as to avoid confusion. A reason! Most of the English speaking world is ignorant. I shall not take any insults from anything that carries the need to combine with france to form a country!
Also metric will come, but only after the downfall of the U. U blocks the path of salvation, U is the enemy, U is dead.
Canada: Half-assidly trying stop it's ass kicking since 1985.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 01:02 PMQuote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMhahaha :lol: :lol:
Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?
word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane
The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.
No metric = no say! :P
Yea, the chief Canadian hath spoken! Word, turd, wrong, and brain are all spelled phonetically! Flight is the only exception which I am an opponent of! Words like lite and light are spelled the way they are as to avoid confusion. A reason! Most of the English speaking world is ignorant. I shall not take any insults from anything that carries the need to combine with france to form a country!
Also metric will come, but only after the downfall of the U. U blocks the path of salvation, U is the enemy, U is dead.
Canada: Half-assidly trying stop it's ass kicking since 1985.
Has the US embraced the metric system in the past 10 minutes? No?
Like I said, no metric = no say. :P :P
Edit: But work is not spelled phonetically, but neither was my example. It would actually be "wurk".
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 01:11 PMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 01:02 PMQuote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMhahaha :lol: :lol:
Long live the Commonwealth and proper spelling!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
America is the only English speaking country that spells words without the 'u". Why don't you guys just start spelling thing phonetically?
word = werd
turd = terd
flight = flite
wrong = rong
brain = brane
The fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.
No metric = no say! :P
Yea, the chief Canadian hath spoken! Word, turd, wrong, and brain are all spelled phonetically! Flight is the only exception which I am an opponent of! Words like lite and light are spelled the way they are as to avoid confusion. A reason! Most of the English speaking world is ignorant. I shall not take any insults from anything that carries the need to combine with france to form a country!
Also metric will come, but only after the downfall of the U. U blocks the path of salvation, U is the enemy, U is dead.
Canada: Half-assidly trying stop it's ass kicking since 1985.
Has the US embraced the metric system in the past 10 minutes? No?
Like I said, no metric = no say. :P :P
Has Canada separated itself from france in the past 10 minutes? I think not!
I am posting this now: Canada has until 12:00 AM CST on June 1, 2009 to relinquish its U to Happy Funtime Land! If not then Happy Funtime Land will destroy the U by any means necessary. You have been warned! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 12:48 PMJust remember:
Canada is a synonym for America's Hat
hahahaaa... but please get it right... we are your Tuque (there is another 2 U's in there for ya mith)
do i have to correct you on everything.
EDIT: it holds in all that hot air from below :P
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*Grabs patented pointy sticks*
Better hide in your igloos, and hide the donair. WE'RE COMING!!!!!
I'm marching on these Canuck Fucks! Time to reclaim our gyros, bagels and moon pies! Thieving pricks! :twisted: Gonna dig up John Candy's rotting corpse too and make a mobile out of it for my future baby!
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 01:18 PMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 12:48 PMJust remember:
Canada is a synonym for America's Hat
hahahaaa... but please get it right... we are your Tuque (there is another 2 U's in there for ya mith)
do i have to correct you on everything.
EDIT: it holds in all that hot air from below :P
(http://rlv.zcache.com/canada_americas_tuque_trucker_hat-p148672137412867523uh2y_400.jpg)
I'm sorry, but wouldn't the heat build up in the cap? Wouldn't that burn Canada down? Heh here we purveyors of awesomeness try to help you guys out and yet you continue to damage yourself! Also 'tis not an American alive that would be caught in whatever a "Tuque" is!
Real Americans wear Baseball Caps or Cowboy Hats if we must wear hats. And last time I checked Canada isn't cool enough to be a Cowboy hat!!!!
I don't want to say anything bad about Canada, since I'd like to be able to emigrate there when the shit goes down here.
that said, I wish Canucks would either spell like the british or spell like Americans - knock it off with this halfway bullshit. It's either "Canadian tyres are coloured black" or "Canadian tires are colored black".
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 12:55 PMThe fact is, any country that hasn't embraced the metric system has no right telling the rest of the English speaking world how to spell.
No metric = no say! :P
Up the rebels!!! Down the British!!! (https://youtu.be/MZsEl3QIs38)
I'd love to return to Banff National Park and Liard River Hot Springs Provincial Park, so I'll go with you, but I don't care how they spell. They're part of the rest of the world (a.k.a. wrong), so why should I give a tin fuck what they do? U.S.A.F.T.M.F.W.
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 03:33 PMI'd love to return to Banff National Park and Liard River Hot Springs Provincial Park, so I'll go with you, but I don't care how they spell. They're part of the rest of the world (a.k.a. wrong), so why should I give a tin fuck what they do? U.S.A.F.T.M.F.W.
Hey it's all good. You're on the right team. Also you'd make a nice diversion for us.
I'd say "Kick 'em out and take their oil!", but that hasn't turned out so good in Iraq. Big surprise.
How about kick 'em out, rape their women- and eat their donair? :-"
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 04:00 PMI'd say "Kick 'em out and take their oil!", but that hasn't turned out so good in Iraq. Big surprise.
haha :P
Well, you'd think you guys would have learned after Vietnam, and the many failed attempts at invading Canada in the past. :P And besides, invading is one thing, keeping the land is another. Though we've had our eye on Maine for a while now. According to nat, they even sell Dumpster's. hehehe :wink:
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Quote from: Sinistron on 03/26/2009, 04:02 PMHow about kick 'em out, rape their women- and eat their donair? :-"
You can have the women, but dear god man, not the donair!! :lol:
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 04:41 PM(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/analogue_sympathizer/UnitedStatesofCanada.jpg)
You sure you want Alberta in there? :D
Quote from: ceti alpha on 03/26/2009, 04:41 PMQuote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 04:00 PMI'd say "Kick 'em out and take their oil!", but that hasn't turned out so good in Iraq. Big surprise.
haha :P
Well, you'd think you guys would have learned after Vietnam, and the many failed attempts at invading Canada in the past. :P And besides, invading is one thing, keeping the land is another. Though we've had our eye on Maine for a while now. According to nat, they even sell Dumpster's. hehehe :wink:
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w89/analogue_sympathizer/UnitedStatesofCanada.jpg)
Quote from: Sinistron on 03/26/2009, 04:02 PMHow about kick 'em out, rape their women- and eat their donair? :-"
You can have the women, but dear god man, not the donair!! :lol:
Don't think we're afraid of nuking you guys!!!! Psh......ESPECIALLY french you!
=D> =D> that a boy ceti, go get them...
Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!! :twisted: :P
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM=D> =D> that a boy ceti, go get them...
Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!! :twisted: :P
Oh I'm sure you'd know what my piss tastes like huh sparkster! All of Canada does! Cause it's so very easy to use you all as a toilet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 10:31 PMQuote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM=D> =D> that a boy ceti, go get them...
Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!! :twisted: :P
Oh I'm sure you'd know what my piss tastes like huh sparkster! All of Canada does! Cause it's so very easy to use you all as a toilet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
nope that is a weak response & will not do...if it is the taste of piss it is american beer... do me a favour & try again :P
Quote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 11:27 PMQuote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 10:31 PMQuote from: guest on 03/26/2009, 08:01 PM=D> =D> that a boy ceti, go get them...
Mitho and fellow followers, you have a problem with our spelling using U's well i have a problem with you guys making that cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer... it is mithos piss!!! drink up boys!!!! :twisted: :P
Oh I'm sure you'd know what my piss tastes like huh sparkster! All of Canada does! Cause it's so very easy to use you all as a toilet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
nope that is a weak response & will not do...if it is the taste of piss it is american beer... do me a favour & try again :P
The only favor I do for Canadians is to kick canadian ass and chew bubblegum.....and as you can see I'm all out of fucking gum. See you bitches in june.
Quote from: Mithos on 03/26/2009, 11:34 PMThe only favor I do for Canadians is to kick canadian ass and chew bubblegum.....and as you can see I'm all out of fucking gum. See you bitches in june.
haha. Mithos has underground sunglasses that detect Canadians.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!
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=D> =D> =D> =D> :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Canada copies everything. Canada isnt really real. Its all make believe. Its a scary bed time story we tell our kids at nite to terrify them.
hahaha.... pray we dont fucking attack...
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