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Title: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Sinistron on 04/06/2009, 12:04 AM
Cross Wiber.

One of the worst sequels I've ever played.  At first glance- it looks like an improvement over Cyber Cross- with the parallax and what not.  It isn't.  This game sucks blubbery whale cock. 
First off- the character animation is shit- horrendous walk.  Enemies fly out at random- quick as hell with no rhyme or reason.  The power punch from Cyber Cross is gone- replaced by some gay ass spinning roundhouse kick- the super attack for the three weapons are gone- and unlike Cyber Cross- you can't take your weapon with you to the next stage.  Also unlike Cyber Cross you have to press select to turn into a cyborg which is just fucking stupid- why would it be an option?  Who would want to stay being the lame ass "tough guy" with his doofus walk?  It doesn't even feel like this game was made by the same company (Face) who did Cyber Cross- the weapons- there is still the red (sword), blue (gun) and green (boomerang)- however while in Cyber Cross the boomerang was without question the worst weapon to have- in this one its by far the most effective- but of course these weapons aren't worth shit if- again- you can't take them with you into the next round.

Biggest problem with this title- the difficulty curve.  Levels 1 through 5 are a fucking joke.  There's an energy can to be had like every twenty steps- you never feel like you're in real danger- you breeze through these stages on your first play- then suddenly- level 6.  Level 6.  You know in games like Shapeshifter, Tiger Road, Ninja Gaiden, etc. where there's tricky jumps because meatheads come quickly flying at you and knock you out of your jump- and you're left frustrated as you fall to your death between two pillars, cliffs, whatever?  Amplify that by ten for stage 6 of this fucking turd.  No rhyme or reason to how the enemies fly out at you- you can stand there and they'll keep coming- but it ain't like you can stand there and build up a high score- because- I don't recall even seeing a fucking score in this game.  A game with no kept score.  So anyway- yeah- stage 6- practically all jumping between pillars as fuckwits come quickly flying out and knock you off your jumps- and they come from both directions.  You'll be mid air and boom- you're dead.  Trying to let them all pass by doesn't work- because as I stated they keep fucking coming.  There's also no unlimited continues- so eventually after suffering from these ridiculously cheap deaths you have to go through stages 1-5 again- which are so fucking easy as to render them meaningless.  A huge fucking bore.

In other areas this game tries to excel- with a little variety- for instance a shooter stage.  Problem is that the shooter stage is a joke.  Mickey Mouse shit.  I think the only thing I DID like was seeing the frog boss from Cyber Cross all big and nasty looking- with the same attack.  Not too big a thrill however.

This game sucks wild ass.  Stay away.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Duo_R on 04/06/2009, 01:02 AM
can we refrain from posting exploits in the subject line until Fighting Street does not appear under "unread topics?" I mean put F***ing or something.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Keranu on 04/06/2009, 01:38 AM
Man Cross Wiber had potential to be a sweet game, but the terrible controls ruin it. The graphics and sound were pretty awesome from what I rmeember, but I got pissed off at one of the last levels (maybe it was the last) where there were a set of pillars to jump on but I kept missing the jumps because of the lousy controls (can't remember if it was because I couldn't actually make the jump or if I kept getting knocked off by the time I landed).

EDIT: I stopped being a lazy ass and read your post. Looks like you described the part I got stuck at!
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Joe Redifer on 04/06/2009, 01:56 AM
Quote from: Duo_Rcan we refrain from posting exploits in the subject line until Fighting Street does not appear under "unread topics?" I mean put F***ing or something.
Are you suggesting adding rules and guidelines to a forum which has no rules or guidelines?
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: CrackTiger on 04/06/2009, 02:50 AM
Night Creatures is technically terrible, but it's so bad and challenging through shear cheapness and awful design that it's very satisfying to beat. Like too many other horrible games, it stands out because of how it had the chance to be a great game, but somehow turned everything around to not just come off as unfinished, but outright broken. As ridiculously hard it is to figure out how to progress all the way to the end, they went and added a time limit, ensuring that any wrong turn guarantees that you won't/can't finish the game. Not that a time limit was necessary for that, since running into an inescapable boss without the correct weapon means that game is over anyway. That apparently not being enough, they even threw in a large area to waste time in, that doesn't need to be visited at all. I love the game and am so glad that someone once challenged me to beat it (saying that it was "impossible"). But it really does excel at being a truly bad game and not just super bland or boring.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Duo_R on 04/06/2009, 03:28 AM
yup, these weren't supposed to be showing up as unread posts. It was supposed to be a forum you had to enter to view. So until it is fixed....


Quote from: Joe Redifer on 04/06/2009, 01:56 AM
Quote from: Duo_Rcan we refrain from posting exploits in the subject line until Fighting Street does not appear under "unread topics?" I mean put F***ing or something.
Are you suggesting adding rules and guidelines to a forum which has no rules or guidelines?
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Sinistron on 04/06/2009, 09:14 AM
Quote from: Duo_R on 04/06/2009, 01:02 AMcan we refrain from posting exploits in the subject line until Fighting Street does not appear under "unread topics?" I mean put F***ing or something.
I vote we change the name of this forum to Fucking Street.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Joe Redifer on 04/06/2009, 12:37 PM
I vote we change your name to Fuckistron.

Wait... that could be interpreted as a compliment.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Sinistron on 04/06/2009, 01:22 PM
I vote we change your name to Fred Gwynne's Mongoloid Offspring.  Think anyone will mistake that for a compliment?  The air must be so thin in Denver that over there "Fuckistron" may pass for bold humor.  One in 10 are blacks near you eh?  So what do you do when you're not stealing Fred Gwynne's face?  Sit around like a lowly twat picking on "niggers"?  And yeah seriously the way you carry on about faggots and aids- it's ok Joe- no one gives a fuck about the vibrator in your closet.

Where'd the Is Aaron Nanto Gay thread go that you started?  I thought it was FIGHTING STREET- where anything goes (except pron or warez)?  Apparantly that ANYTHING also includes being a little pussy with no conviction.  This isn't the first time you erased your bullshit in the new unmoderated forum.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Joe Redifer on 04/06/2009, 01:33 PM
I didn't delete it.  Aaron did!  More later...
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: nat on 04/06/2009, 07:43 PM
Ninja Warriors - HAHA.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 04/07/2009, 10:59 AM
Wonder Momo

It's not the worst game ever, but pretty much everything about it is lackluster sucktitude.  It starts with the premise - you're an actress in a school play - which makes each 'act' small and confined to size of the 'stage'.  The background and sprites are reasonably colorful, but they're rather basic, bland, and lacking in detail; the music and sound effects are equally boring, though inoffensive.  The lameness continues with the controls, which are passable but limited in attacking with awkward looking, short range kicks.  To add a little excitement (very little), each attack builds up the wonder meter, which when full lets you transform into Wonder Momo and toss about the hula hoop of terror.  Exhilarating stuff, eh?  Just watch out for the weirdo in the crowd trying to take upskirt pics; if successful, Momo will be momentarily dazed and unable to defend herself.

If you're a pervert (like me), then there's one slightly redeeming quality: the cheesecake.  There's some well drawn, slightly naughty intermission pics and she likes flashing her sensible white panties throughout the game, yet steer clear of this one.  It's nowhere near worth the price of admission.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 04/09/2009, 11:09 PM
There is no such thing as a bad PCE game.

There are just ones that arent as good as the good ones.

Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Alt-Nintega on 05/13/2009, 08:10 PM
Sinistron aka Violent Soldier  :lol:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Tatsujin on 05/13/2009, 09:30 PM
Quote from: Psycho Alt-Nintega on 05/13/2009, 08:10 PMSinistron aka Violent Soldier  :lol:
irony or just foolery?
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Sinistron on 05/13/2009, 10:04 PM
better yet Nintega or really some cat named HuDude
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 05/14/2009, 01:54 PM
Quote from: Psycho Alt-Nintega on 05/13/2009, 08:10 PMSinistron aka Violent Soldier  :lol:
Care to elaborate, or are you simply a troll?
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: nectarsis on 05/14/2009, 01:59 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 05/14/2009, 01:54 PM
Quote from: Psycho Alt-Nintega on 05/13/2009, 08:10 PMSinistron aka Violent Soldier  :lol:
Care to elaborate, or are you simply a troll?
It's the "once a month troll" ;)
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 05/14/2009, 03:20 PM
Quote from: nectarsis on 05/14/2009, 01:59 PMIt's the "once a month troll" ;)
By which you mean a bleeding pussy, correct?  :lol:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: nectarsis on 05/14/2009, 05:24 PM
LMAO yep your correct my good sir ;)
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Alt-Nintega on 05/14/2009, 06:34 PM
Quote from: NecroPhile on 05/14/2009, 01:54 PM
Quote from: Psycho Alt-Nintega on 05/13/2009, 08:10 PMSinistron aka Violent Soldier  :lol:
Care to elaborate, or are you simply a troll?
I rather play Sidearms, Gradius, Salamander, or R-Type than Sinistron. I think those games are much better.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 05/15/2009, 11:02 AM
Quote from: Psycho Alt-Nintega on 05/14/2009, 06:34 PMI rather play Sidearms, Gradius, Salamander, or R-Type than Sinistron. I think those games are much better.
But why does it 'flat out fucking suck'?  Surely you can come up with something better than it failing to be the preeminent game of its genre (please be specific).
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: geise on 05/15/2009, 11:06 AM
Sinistron rocks and my opinion is always fact.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 05/15/2009, 06:25 PM
I always take Sinistron on the bus with me in my Express instead of the other crap
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Sinistron on 06/09/2009, 11:12 PM
THUNDERBLADE. Jesus fucking jones chriss almighty this game is 300% absolutely fucking dreadful.  I turned it on and it's one of those that just plow you through with a wave of god-awfulness from the very first second- it's so bad that I'm not going to elaborate further other than to say that I actually went through the first overhead level to get to the first 3D scrolling level to see if that stage was at least somewhat better- that level made Power Drift seem like a masterpiece in comparison.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/10/2009, 08:51 AM
Thunderblade is to PCE as Waterworld is to Virtual Boy.


Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 06/12/2009, 02:17 PM
Quote from: guest on 04/07/2009, 10:59 AMWonder Momo

It's not the worst game ever, but pretty much everything about it is lackluster sucktitude.  It starts with the premise - you're an actress in a school play - which makes each 'act' small and confined to size of the 'stage'.  The background and sprites are reasonably colorful, but they're rather basic, bland, and lacking in detail; the music and sound effects are equally boring, though inoffensive.  The lameness continues with the controls, which are passable but limited in attacking with awkward looking, short range kicks.  To add a little excitement (very little), each attack builds up the wonder meter, which when full lets you transform into Wonder Momo and toss about the hula hoop of terror.  Exhilarating stuff, eh?  Just watch out for the weirdo in the crowd trying to take upskirt pics; if successful, Momo will be momentarily dazed and unable to defend herself.

If you're a pervert (like me), then there's one slightly redeeming quality: the cheesecake.  There's some well drawn, slightly naughty intermission pics and she likes flashing her sensible white panties throughout the game, yet steer clear of this one.  It's nowhere near worth the price of admission.
Thank You.  :mrgreen:

Quite possibly the only game I own that I dislike because the music and sound effects ARE THE SAME IN EVERY LEVEL.

Enough to make you want to pull your hair out.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: VestCunt on 06/12/2009, 09:57 PM
PCE System Card 1.0 - Now this game fucking sucks.  Some kind of shitty prequel to Altered Beast.

Quote from: Sinistron on 06/09/2009, 11:12 PMTHUNDERBLADE. Jesus fucking jones chriss almighty this game is 300% absolutely fucking dreadful.  I turned it on and it's one of those that just plow you through with a wave of god-awfulness from the very first second- it's so bad that I'm not going to elaborate further other than to say that I actually went through the first overhead level to get to the first 3D scrolling level to see if that stage was at least somewhat better- that level made Power Drift seem like a masterpiece in comparison. 
Really?  I'll have to try.  Thunderblade SMS is GOOD (or maybe all of my SMS games just flat out fucking suck by comparison?).

Quote from: CrackTiger on 04/06/2009, 02:50 AMNight Creatures is technically terrible...
BEEP  =; 
Not a PC Engine game! 
-3 Cool Points.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 06/15/2009, 01:22 PM
Quote from: VestCunt on 06/12/2009, 09:57 PMBEEP  =; 
Not a PC Engine game! 
-3 Cool Points.
Minus eleventyjillion cool points for drawing a distinction between the PCE and the TG-16.  Who do you think you are?  Joe?!?  :lol:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 06/16/2009, 04:17 AM
YAWARA 2

This is the cheapest game I have purchased so far. $3. I was hoping for some sort of redeeming quality from this game. ANYTHING. You can read the digtal comic, go thru the cooking simulator, or practice judo. In the judo game you have 2 moves; throw or be thrown, and the controls are ambiguous at best. None of the judo girls are even remotely cute. I was told that you can play othello too, but my attention span collapsed and I had to go eat something, forever abandoning this game to rot on my shelf for all eternity. Unless you absolutely need every PC Engine game evAR, don't buy this pile of crap, you'd be better off with a broken Kato & Ken.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: geise on 06/17/2009, 11:40 AM
Don't know if we're counting CD or SCD games but I'm gonna say Browning.  I tried to like it but it is horrible.  There is really nothing that I like about that game.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 07/12/2009, 06:14 AM
The CD version of Altered Beast is the W0R5T FA1L cdrom2 that I own. If I had the spine card I would burn it. 

Unless you have a system 1.0 card for your system (yes, Tatsujin confirmed that the 1.0 will work on a Duo) this game is unplayable due to the worst locking error of all time during the Final "Beast" powerup. It just STOPS SCROLLING.

Did I mention it's only 1 PLAYER?   

The backgrounds aren't awesome either. 

If you try to play it for more than 30 seconds you will turn into one of the headless Zombies. Maybe.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: rag-time4 on 07/12/2009, 04:11 PM
Quote from: blueraven on 07/12/2009, 06:14 AMThe CD version of Altered Beast is the W0R5T FA1L cdrom2 that I own. If I had the spine card I would burn it. 

Unless you have a system 1.0 card for your system (yes, Tatsujin confirmed that the 1.0 will work on a Duo) this game is unplayable due to the worst locking error of all time during the Final "Beast" powerup. It just STOPS SCROLLING.

Did I mention it's only 1 PLAYER?  

The backgrounds aren't awesome either. 

If you try to play it for more than 30 seconds you will turn into one of the headless Zombies. Maybe.
I just cleared this last night and I enjoyed it. The normal difficulty was pretty easy.

I loved the voices throughout the game, as well as the roars during the transform sequence. I definitely wish it was 2 player though!
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 07/19/2009, 06:32 AM
I'm glad you had fun rags, but IMHO no gamer should have to go through that much 5h1t just to play a game.

I paid about $23 too which was a total ripoff. It was the first game I bought for my PCE Duo; you can imagine my excitement. Then the game locks. I've got nothing to play for three more weeks. 

I would rather play Wonder Momo for a week than deal with this game. It ALMOST makes me nostalgic for the Genesis. How did this problem get past R&D at Hudson?
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 07/20/2009, 10:57 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 07/19/2009, 06:32 AMHow did this problem get past R&D at Hudson?
They probably lacked access to the T.A.R.D.I.S.  The game was developed when the 1.0 card was the only system card, so how could they know that it would be incompatible with future system cards?
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 07/20/2009, 01:25 PM
Quote from: guest on 07/20/2009, 10:57 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 07/19/2009, 06:32 AMHow did this problem get past R&D at Hudson?
They probably lacked access to the T.A.R.D.I.S.  The game was developed when the 1.0 card was the only system card, so how could they know that it would be incompatible with future system cards?
But I thought Hudson HAD access to to the time-space continuum!  :wink:

Ok that makes sense.  :|
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: ApolloBoy on 09/16/2009, 09:10 PM
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Energy yet.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 09/16/2009, 10:40 PM
 :shock: WOW I just played Falcon on an emulator. I LIKE flight sims and that game is a total piece of crap.

I may have to un-vote for World Sports Competition and put this in as teh worst game of that year.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: PukeSter on 03/17/2012, 09:58 PM
Rastan Saga II is just a really bad game. First off, the music is really scratchy and hard to listen to. Next, the controls suck. Rastan is so hard to move, and it takes forever to attack enemies. Also, there is a 5 second wait when you get a new item. WHY??? Also, everything is too clunky and large, leaving no room to move. It is extremely easy to get hit, and bosses are the worst offenders. Fighting them is a pointless hackfest, and easy to die multiple times! Not the worst on the PCE, but still pretty crappy in general. :wink:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 03/18/2012, 08:23 PM
Quote from: ApolloBoy on 09/16/2009, 09:10 PMI'm surprised nobody's mentioned Energy yet.
Stop this nonsense at once you terrorist!
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Tatsujin on 03/18/2012, 09:52 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/17/2012, 09:58 PMRastan Saga II is just a really bad game. First off, the music is really scratchy and hard to listen to. Next, the controls suck. Rastan is so hard to move, and it takes forever to attack enemies. Also, there is a 5 second wait when you get a new item. WHY??? Also, everything is too clunky and large, leaving no room to move. It is extremely easy to get hit, and bosses are the worst offenders. Fighting them is a pointless hackfest, and easy to die multiple times! Not the worst on the PCE, but still pretty crappy in general. :wink:
it's not just the PCEs fault, the game was ubercrap from the begin with (arcade). and watch the MDs conversion, beside of the added parallax, everything looks even worse.

it still is beyond my comprehention how Taito could fuck up so heavily with one of their (if not the) best game ever (Rastan Saga), and produced such a shit fuck sequel that absolutely noone needed (not even 2.5 year olds).
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: RegalSin on 03/19/2012, 07:30 PM
You all are complaining on what grounds?

Rastan Saga was Conan, along with all Conan inspired games. That is all.
Great you have the arcade, and the console version so what, if it is not perfect or differnt.

Night Creatures creators spawned probably the best of the DUO series.
The Turbo Grafx was a young runner up and to be honest western culture does not have really have the colorful atmosphere, when it comes to swords. Their is DAD, Halloween, and the age of exploration. That is it, asides Space Adventure. You can't blame Atari, blame the fact that every year some advertisment teather bastards force consumers to buy more crap, and calls everything old. In Japan it is not like that entirely. Night Creatures is a great game, that deserves alot more attention then it really gets.

Violent soilder, was kind of insane, I will admit, but being a side scrollers allways have a down side. Especially with a non-human character.

Wonder momo. Okay This game is auwsome, and it embodies the living spirit of all fictions. Call it the Kabuki Teather of the game world. At least
in Japan they had live events, in public, where people would get together planned. In America we barely have that at all. When we do, especially nowadays it is, extremly negative responses from all angles.

I do not think their is a real bad PCE game that I am really upset with till this date. All videogames have their ups and downs
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: CrackTiger on 03/19/2012, 08:19 PM
Quote from: PukeSter on 03/17/2012, 09:58 PMRastan Saga II is just a really bad game. First off, the music is really scratchy and hard to listen to. Next, the controls suck. Rastan is so hard to move, and it takes forever to attack enemies. Also, there is a 5 second wait when you get a new item. WHY??? Also, everything is too clunky and large, leaving no room to move. It is extremely easy to get hit, and bosses are the worst offenders. Fighting them is a pointless hackfest, and easy to die multiple times! Not the worst on the PCE, but still pretty crappy in general. :wink:
But the tunes are thumpin'.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: PunkCryborg on 03/20/2012, 11:35 AM
Rastan Saga II is awesome
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Tatsujin on 03/20/2012, 12:54 PM
Quote from: PunkCryborg on 03/20/2012, 11:35 AMRastan Saga II is awesome
Don't lie!
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: turbofan1 on 03/20/2012, 12:55 PM
Mysterious song  :lol:.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 03/20/2012, 01:14 PM
Quote from: turbofan1 on 03/20/2012, 12:55 PMMysterious song  :lol:.
Awww, the dick eating troll made a funny.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 03/20/2012, 05:19 PM
Quote from: turbofan1 on 03/20/2012, 04:18 PMAh the over obnoxious queer dork,that post A hundred times a day needs his ass kicked.
Stay in the closet and keep your mild threats and harassment to yourself, ya ignorant fuck.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 03/20/2012, 10:55 PM
the only thing that sucks worse than MSR is Insanity.
]hurhrururuhrrredfttgeyh
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: RegalSin on 03/21/2012, 09:29 AM
Hey, hey, hey

Mysterious Song is a game that was released, from years ago, when RPG's was an RPG, programed in a normal heterosexual langauge.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 03/21/2012, 10:32 AM
Quote from: RegalSin on 03/21/2012, 09:29 AMHey, hey, hey

Mysterious Song is a game that was released, from years ago, when RPG's was an RPG, programed in a normal heterosexual langauge.
I dunno, QBASIC is pretty gay.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: RegalSin on 03/21/2012, 11:43 AM
It is still BASIC [-X
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: OldRover on 03/21/2012, 02:28 PM
It was actually QuickBASIC, not QBASIC. Yes, there's a difference. No, Arkhan doesn't care what the difference is. :)
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 03/21/2012, 02:37 PM
jesus christ, that's even worse, lol
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: OldRover on 03/21/2012, 03:34 PM
No, it's better... at least it has a compiler. QBASIC is little more than a pitiful script interpreter, kinda like a jank-ass perl.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 03/21/2012, 09:26 PM
yeah cause the compile/linking in QuickBASIC is aweeeesome.

lol
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: roflmao on 03/21/2012, 09:44 PM
FIGHTING STREET  I just skimmed this thread and I'm surprised that Fighting Street, the place where this thread exists, is bashed, but not the actual suck-ass game itself. :D  Man, where to begin (maybe it hasn't been mentioned because it wasn't released for the PCE?  I don't know...)  It's laughably bad.  Maybe that's a good thing.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: OldRover on 03/21/2012, 10:15 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/21/2012, 09:26 PMyeah cause the compile/linking in QuickBASIC is aweeeesome.
It's better than the shitty-ass interpreter.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Nazi NecroPhile on 03/22/2012, 11:51 AM
Quote from: guest on 03/21/2012, 09:44 PMFIGHTING STREET  I just skimmed this thread and I'm surprised that Fighting Street, the place where this thread exists, is bashed, but not the actual suck-ass game itself. :D  Man, where to begin (maybe it hasn't been mentioned because it wasn't released for the PCE?  I don't know...)  It's laughably bad.  Maybe that's a good thing.
Fighting Street wasn't released for PCE?!?  'You don't know' indeed.  :P
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: CrackTiger on 03/22/2012, 02:56 PM
Maybe the cover art confused him?

fighting_swayze.jpg
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: roflmao on 03/22/2012, 06:36 PM
Yes!  That's it.  I was totally lost. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Tatsujin on 03/22/2012, 07:47 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: RegalSin on 03/27/2012, 06:44 AM
Bllllleeehhh American..

(https://web.archive.org/web/20160816162401im_/http://www.exploitationnow.com/comics/20011211.gif)
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: fraggore on 06/16/2012, 05:38 PM
Quote from: guest on 03/22/2012, 02:56 PMMaybe the cover art confused him?
fighting_swayze.jpg
wounder if they did a squeal super fighting swayze 2 road house edition.

deep blue is a shit shump man that game sucks arse.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/18/2012, 12:27 PM
Quote from: fraggore on 06/16/2012, 05:38 PMdeep blue is a shit shump man that game sucks arse.
Get out.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: SNKNostalgia on 06/18/2012, 01:58 PM
Super Metal Crusher - Seriously, play the game!!! Oh, that's right, you can't actually play it!!!

Top that game, seriously!!!
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 06/20/2012, 02:59 AM
Quote from: guest on 06/18/2012, 12:27 PM
Quote from: fraggore on 06/16/2012, 05:38 PMdeep blue is a shit shump man that game sucks arse.
Get out.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: OldRover on 06/20/2012, 11:25 PM
Instead of saying "you're in deep shit!" you can say "you're in deep blue!" and it will have the same meaning. :lol:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 01:43 AM
-1 Turbokarma points  :twisted:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/21/2012, 11:36 AM
-1 ?!

more like -FOREVER.

deep brue is the best underwater shooter!

Soon, it will be second best, once Atlantean is out. bWHAHAHA
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: OldRover on 06/21/2012, 04:04 PM
If Deep Blue is the best underwater shooter, then Baby Jo is the best platformer, Astralius is the best RPG, and Talespin is the best hybrid.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/21/2012, 04:52 PM
Well, do you have any other underwater shewties for the PCE?

I DIDN'T THINK SO


Darius don't count.  There are non-underwater parts.

DEEP SEA OR GTFO.

I should call Atlantean "Deep Blue Story Two" as the subtitle.

Wonder if I would get sued.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: JoshTurboTrollX on 06/21/2012, 11:30 PM
Quote from: guest on 06/21/2012, 04:52 PMWell, do you have any other underwater shewties for the PCE?

I DIDN'T THINK SO


Darius don't count.  There are non-underwater parts.

DEEP SEA OR GTFO.

I should call Atlantean "Deep Blue Story Two" as the subtitle.

Wonder if I would get sued.
There is that one level in Lords of Thunder that is partially underwater.... I'd rather play that one level of LoT than play Deep Blue.  :P
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PM
Quote from: guest on 06/21/2012, 11:36 AM-1 ?!

more like -FOREVER.

deep brue is the best underwater shooter!

Soon, it will be second best, once Atlantean is out. bWHAHAHA
^

People talk way too much trash about Deep Blue.

That's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: JoshTurboTrollX on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/22/2012, 10:42 AM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Except, it wasn't like Ultima VI at all, and it cost the same as a PC game.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: OldRover on 06/23/2012, 04:12 PM
Chrono Trigger can suck it hard. And it can take Deep Blunder with it.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: VestCunt on 06/23/2012, 08:37 PM
Hate me some Chrono Trigger.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Mishran on 06/24/2012, 11:26 PM
Quote
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Except, it wasn't like Ultima VI at all, and it cost the same as a PC game.
NOTHING can ever be like Ultima VI. No game could ever hope to surpass U6, except for U7 of course. :wink:
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: JoshTurboTrollX on 06/25/2012, 08:33 AM
Quote from: Mishran on 06/24/2012, 11:26 PM
Quote
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/22/2012, 10:25 AM
Quote from: blueraven on 06/21/2012, 11:59 PMThat's like talking shit about Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger was like a Poor man's Ultima: The False Prophet...
Except, it wasn't like Ultima VI at all, and it cost the same as a PC game.
NOTHING can ever be like Ultima VI. No game could ever hope to surpass U6, except for U7 of course. :wink:
My favorites in the series were always Exodus and Quest of the Avatar.  I think I was so impressed with The False Prophet because of how disappointed I was with Warriors of Destiny.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/25/2012, 10:16 AM
How were you disappointed with Warriors of Destiny.

Were you playing the NES ones only?

The PC one is basically Ultima IV on steroids.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: JoshTurboTrollX on 06/25/2012, 10:50 AM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 06/25/2012, 10:16 AMHow were you disappointed with Warriors of Destiny.

Were you playing the NES ones only?

The PC one is basically Ultima IV on steroids.
I must admit, the C64 and NES versions were the copies I owned and I thought it sucked on both. I know that U5 was a step up on many levels, but it was made for newer computers and I just didn't have anything beyond a C64 and my Tandys.  I played the first 4 with scaling graphics and music, and the 5th one didn't have any of this.  Not to mention how just god awful the music was on the NES release....

just bad memories I guess.  By the time I graduated to the Windows/DOS world False Prophet was released and it was amazing.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: tggodfrey on 06/27/2012, 11:27 AM
Timeball........enough said.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: Arkhan Asylum on 06/27/2012, 11:36 AM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 06/25/2012, 10:50 AM
Quote from: Psycho Arkhan on 06/25/2012, 10:16 AMHow were you disappointed with Warriors of Destiny.

Were you playing the NES ones only?

The PC one is basically Ultima IV on steroids.
I must admit, the C64 and NES versions were the copies I owned and I thought it sucked on both. I know that U5 was a step up on many levels, but it was made for newer computers and I just didn't have anything beyond a C64 and my Tandys.  I played the first 4 with scaling graphics and music, and the 5th one didn't have any of this.  Not to mention how just god awful the music was on the NES release....

just bad memories I guess.  By the time I graduated to the Windows/DOS world False Prophet was released and it was amazing.
The C64 Ultima V isnt bad by any means.   It's awfully similar to the 4th game.  and, with a C128, has great SID music.


I think the NES one just broke you.  The NES one is fuckin trash.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: geise on 06/27/2012, 03:31 PM
EDIT:  Realized a day later I was talking/bitching about a non pce game.  Ooops.  Sword of Sodan still fucking sucks though.
Title: Re: PCE Games that flat out fucking suck
Post by: RegalSin on 07/03/2012, 11:52 PM
The only thing suck is the lack of sexploitive games on the PCE. Then when they did have, they censored them. Take Steam Hearts, vs the original which had some nice animated cut scenes, that the PCE could have done without no problems. We get some imagery and actions, but it does not even cut it. Then Graffiti ( yes that game ) an entire beach scene is blocked out, but luckly that scene is viewable, on a certain DOS game. However the scene in the PCE is actually in more colors, but at a lower resolution