holy fuck
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Quote from: nat on 04/21/2009, 08:57 PMholy fuck
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Wow. that's... epic nasty. Worse than our farmhouse was.
and the Ironing board pic was just classic :lol:
The best is the bottle of Febreeze next to the ironing board. Like, what the hell? Are you kidding me?
Quote from: nat on 04/21/2009, 09:07 PMThe best is the bottle of Febreeze next to the ironing board. Like, what the hell? Are you kidding me?
Holy crap, I didn't even notice that! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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This is what my dad's place looks like. It's gotten so bad he started to live at his gf's place, which is now bad too. I've been working on it because my wife and I are going to stay there for free for a while and try to take care of the place a bit.
Here are some before and after pics of some of what I've done with Allah's help:
BEFORE
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0830082211.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0830082210.jpg)
AFTER
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0830082353.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0830082353a.jpg)
Saw this some time ago..still makes me shudder.
I swear someone posted this before :-k
muahahaha.. a big wonder he didn't torch the whole house with all those butts :lol: :lol:
just one of million messies living on our planet.
Quote from: nectarsis on 04/21/2009, 09:31 PMI swear someone posted this before :-k
Possible, but I don't read the Chit-Chat area as a general rule so I posted it fully expecting someone to point out to me it had already been posted.
that's one ugly motherfucker living there!
haha...for the love of god do not lift that toilet lid!!!! [-o<
Quote from: guest on 04/21/2009, 11:31 PMhaha...for the love of god do not lift that toilet lid!!!! [-o<
i really wonder what's in that bucket? :lol:
let's guess. the two missing kitties? :-k
Those poor kitties.
you guys have never seen the show called "how clean is your house" ??.. They pretty old now.. used to come on Channel 4 here years ago and they did a USA version too.
http://youtu.be/FCpzP7nxsxs
http://youtu.be/qHltq39Uo44
http://youtu.be/QYbk1TbUAT4
part 2
http://youtu.be/5sigSHwJlL4
part 3
http://youtu.be/Mo_SdIPsa34&NR=1
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haha, wow, that is some fucked up shit right there! :o How the hell did you come about those pix anyways? :-k
A-frickin-mazing! What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Quote from: nat on 04/21/2009, 09:07 PMThe best is the bottle of Febreeze next to the ironing board. Like, what the hell? Are you kidding me?
Don't forget the bottle of Resolve
TM carpet cleaner on the coffee table, though I don't see the shovel that'd be necessary just to
find the carpet.
Quote from: nat on 04/21/2009, 11:52 PMThose poor kitties.
I bet she ate them. Considering the piles of pizza and doughnut boxes laying about, she has to be one fat and greasy hog, so they probably looked like snacks to her.
Quote from: NecroPhile on 04/22/2009, 11:12 AMQuote from: nat on 04/21/2009, 11:52 PMThose poor kitties.
I bet she ate them. Considering the piles of pizza and doughnut boxes laying about, she has to be one fat and greasy hog, so they probably looked like snacks to her.
Gives a whole new meaning to munchin on pussy.
I'm glad I didn't view those pictures during lunch. Otherwise, :-& would have happened.
Old news! nat mebbe if u wuz on teh internetz 24/7 like i am u wud have herd of dis 7 monthz ago like every1 else lol. get a life! actuall i mean the opposite lol.
Quote from: rag-time4 on 04/21/2009, 09:31 PMHere are some before and after pics of some of what I've done with Allah's help:
Fuck that. Why not let Allah do all the work? Actually- what part did Allah do? :-k
And in all seriousness Rags- is your Pops disabled, or just a fucking slob? :) Fuck if my Pops was that nasty I don't think I'd be sharing it with you fine folk.
Quote from: Sinistron on 04/23/2009, 02:25 PMQuote from: rag-time4 on 04/21/2009, 09:31 PMHere are some before and after pics of some of what I've done with Allah's help:
Fuck that. Why not let Allah do all the work? Actually- what part did Allah do? :-k
And in all seriousness Rags- is your Pops disabled, or just a fucking slob? :) Fuck if my Pops was that nasty I don't think I'd be sharing it with you fine folk.
Allah has blessed me with a beautiful and loving wife, who has inspired me and energized me to try once again to tackle the messes at my dad's place. Maybe it's not right of me to show what his house looks like, but I love my dad and I'm not ashamed of him. The hard part for me is going to be living there again and coping with it. Maybe it's disrespectful of his privacy to show it all but I'm not doing it to shame him but rather just to show that there are other people going through the same problem.
I've got before and after shots of the room that my wife and I are going to be staying in also. And yes, my wife knows all about it.
BEFORE(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0830081946a.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0830081947.jpg)
AFTER(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0928080131.jpg)
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa230/lioncub4/0928080132.jpg)
Quote from: rag-time4 on 04/23/2009, 04:29 PMMaybe it's disrespectful of his privacy to show it all but I'm not doing it to shame him but rather just to show that there are other people going through the same problem.
Those pics don't look anywhere near as bad as the ones linked by nat. It's not that hard to pick up a cluttered mess like your dad's, but the only fix for that crazy bitch's filthy hovel would be five gallons of accelerant and a match.
Yeah, your dad's mess is in a different class. His mess is actually just a whole lot of "stuff" shitpiled everywhere. The filthy bitch on the other hand, has piles of literal GARBAGE and FECES everywhere.
Quote from: guest on 04/23/2009, 05:08 PMbut the only fix for that crazy bitch's filthy hovel would be five gallons of accelerant and a match.
lol.. so true. but don't forget about handcuffing her some where in her own mess before throw the match in.
:two flies with one clap:
Wow, it's Fat Uncle Joe's hole. :shock:
Quote from: NecroPhileThose pics don't look anywhere near as bad as the ones linked by nat. It's not that hard to pick up a cluttered mess like your dad's, but the only fix for that crazy bitch's filthy hovel would be five gallons of accelerant and a match.
Make a shopping list:
- Kerosene
- Diesel Fuel
- Gasoline
- Supermarket brand matches...or a BMW lighter
Quote from: rag-time4 on 04/23/2009, 04:29 PMAllah be blessed, he has given me and my mail order bride the perfect room to raise our new family in.
AFTER
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See my wifes tears of joy. Allah is great!