Hey, folks. I found this cute little warning image in the instruction manual for Klax on the PCE. I thought it was so funny, I decided to scan it and give it a caption, like "Don't get your Hu-Cards drunk." But I wonder, can anybody come up with a more clever/funnier caption?
(https://www.chrismcovell.com/images/DrunkHu.png)
For example: "Finally, a real-life Drunkard Hu." (Obscure/unfunny Color Dreams reference (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Chu_and_the_Drunkard_Hu))
C'mon, you can do 100x better, right?
I dunno. Maybe "Don't jam a bottle right above your HuCard's sagging testicle sack". OK that's bad, but his chin does look like a ball sack. Same with that fat guy from Family Guy He has a nut sac on his face.
Hu-ranium: A rejected periodic table member?
i dont know.
It looks like a periodic table entry getting krizzunk.
How bout......?
"Beer before liquer your Hucard might sleep with your sister..."
Man Im not sure about that one.....
"Dont do drugs kids!....Drink with your Hucard!"
"don't stick ya lil' hu-dick in the bottleneck"
WINNERS DONT USE DRUGS. THEY GET HAMMERED AND FALL OVER
"You must be drunk to enjoy this game"
Yes, for some reason there are some amusing pics on systems sometimes; eg on a CD PCE game too.
The spoken phrases in this game were voiced by a drunkard."
Hu-cards are easy when drunk.
do not play baseball with the bat in your mouth. you will get dizzy, and maybe even get hit by a ball.
How about "suck it baby! suck it!" just throwing it out there :P
HuBalm: For aching and overstressed HuCards.
"Apply liberally and massage gently into HuCard. For external use only."
See? No need to get vulgar. :)
"Hucards are talented at drinking and hopping on one corner while already drunk. You practice, too!"
PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion => Topic started by: ccovell on 06/15/2009, 02:01 AM