Poll
Question:
What method do you prefer?
Option 1: Unbutton pants, bend underwear down enough for schlong to come out and pee
votes: 10
Option 2: Unzip zipper, reach in and snake schlong through underwear and zipper
votes: 6
Option 3: Sitting down
votes: 0
Yeah. It's Fighting Street.
it very depends.
Wow. I thought you were asking for directions at first.
Quote from: BlackandBlue on 12/08/2009, 06:25 AMWow. I thought you were asking for directions at first.
now that would have been something completely new.
you left out
"with my cock, you idiot"
This is the stupidest thread ever created on this forum, and I've seen some stupid threads.
Let me lower the bar:
My vote is for none of the above. When I need to relieve myself, I rest my left foot on the toilet rim, pull up the pant leg a tad to expose the end of my penis, and let 'er rip.
QuoteI thought you were asking for directions at first.
Maybe I am!!! I've gotta go really, really bad, too!
Quote from: OldRoverThis is the stupidest thread ever created on this forum, and I've seen some stupid threads.
At least it is appropriate unlike the "Let's see how many games I can beat" thread. Anyway, the Fighting Street forum was created for idiot threads. Thanks for your input.
#2. I thought #2 would be the clear winner by far, I'm almost shocked #1 has taken the lead. You guys unbutton your pants, really? Do you undo your belt too?
If I had a belt on I'd definitely go with the #2 method. But normally #1 is just much quicker and easier than snaking that damn thing through.
at home, I mostly just sit down. it's more comfortable and I can read some mags for sessions > 15sec.
I hope you're joking, you fucking weirdo.
who? me?
my pants are too tight to just unzip and yank the wanksnake out of my pants. lol. the zipper regions would probably injure me or some shit
Who pees in 15 seconds? Did you miss the "What is your longest continuous stream" thread?
Fuck zippers! I'm Amish and don't want interlocking metal teeth near my wang, so I prefer a button fly.
Quote from: NecroPhilesFuck zippers! I'm Amish and don't want interlocking metal teeth near my wang, so I prefer a button fly.
Do you have a beard? :shock: And suspenders too? :D
Quote from: Dark Fact on 12/15/2009, 10:57 AMDo you have a beard? :shock: And suspenders too? :D
Beard, yes; suspenders, no. They're too technologically advanced.
Do you drive a horse drawn carriage too?
Quote from: Dark Fact on 12/15/2009, 01:06 PMDo you drive a horse drawn carriage too?
Nope. I prefer to saddle up a buggalo.
Interesting. But, it makes me wonder what an Amish man is doing on a message board that is on a computer that is practically evil? :twisted:
You really should see how he accesses the internet. He uses no electricity or technology at all. He just wills his posts here.
Oh, so Necromancer is Jesus. Should've known... :-k
Quote from: Dark Fact on 12/15/2009, 01:26 PMInteresting. But, it makes me wonder what an Amish man is doing on a message board that is on a computer that is practically evil? :twisted:
I make exceptions for my digital brethren.
Quote from: Dark Fact on 12/15/2009, 01:56 PMOh, so Necromancer is Jesus. Should've known... :-k
You went the wrong direction.....
Maybe the Amish man can care to explain why he has robo-Satan as his avatar? [-X
Quote from: Dark Fact on 12/15/2009, 05:52 PMMaybe the Amish man can care to explain why he has robo-Satan as his avatar? [-X
Who said anything about 'man'? While I, Beelzebot, hold dominion over Robot Hell, I'm allowed to pick my own religion (see 4:69 in
The Good Book 3.0 and the
Fairness in Hell Act of 2275).
You were an Amish robot all along? :-s
Wow...the more you know. :-k