Damn, its been 9 years since I've been in a fight. well.. A few years ago a bud and me got into it a bit while sharing some old stories and spirits, I want to say new years 2007 maybe?
Anyway, you got any stories to share?
Haven't been in a fight since middle school. And I'd like to keep it that way.
Hard to believe a giant like JoshTurboTrollX-16 could get his ass handed to him; dudes like 7 feet or something. :-s Anyways, I haven't been in a fight for at least 5 years. You win some and you lose some, heh. The point is that you at least hurt the other person. :wink:
me too, last fight when I was about 16. against six kosovo albanians. the used brass knuckles.
Oh wait! Actually my ex-wife slapped the sh*t out of me on Thanksgiving '08...
Ahh... Good times, good times.
Ha ha what did you do to make her do that?
burned the goose?
He burned her goose :wink:
Boiled goose?
I haven't been in a fight for years. Why fight when you can OBEY?
Got my ass kicked today -- a nice muay thai kick right to the ribs. Ugh.
Quote from: termis on 03/18/2010, 10:01 AMGot my ass kicked today -- a nice muay thai kick right to the ribs. Ugh.
I guess when she says no, she means
no. :lol:
back in my college days while drinking vodka and was hammered as fuck!!!!
Walking home from the bar with a buddy of mine some guys yelled over and said we were being to loud... so i did what most people would do and told them to shut the fuck up :P a bunch of sober guys came storming over & a long haired guy stepped up while the other guys did the circle of love around us.
I could barely stand so i continued to laugh and made fun of his hair... so he cracked me in the face which connected hard... took a minute to feel it with booze numbing most of my senses but the pain came!!!. This is where it gets fucked and i barely remember, I do know i lost my fucking drunk'n mind and charged at the guy muttering and swinging drunk'n fists of rage, fuck knows if anything connected but we both crashed to the ground, next thing i know i hear cops and we are all running, i blew a fucking shoe and my buddy and i met up back at my house.
Jesus that was the last time i drank hard liquor :P i a m such an idiotssss!!!:P
Never got into a serious fight and never will. I always intend to resolve all conflicts arbitrarily.
However, the last time I got "roughed" up so to speak was during a group oral presentation in French class which simulated class bullying. As part of the presentation, I called my classmate "very stupid" in French and the next thing I knew I found myself at the receiving end of a full nelson and got swung around like a bitch. My elbow got scraped on the edge of the teacher's desk much to the amusement of my classmates. Long story short, I was dizzy, hurting, humiliated, and got a C+ for the presentation. :|
I used to be the target of the bullies in grade school, but since investing time in the martial arts, I've never lost a fight. In 1996, I won my first real freestyle tournament championship against someone who was much more skilled than I am; he wasn't expecting the "feign punch and iron broom" oldest-trick-in-the-book routine and fell for it, hook line and sinker. KO as his head hit the hard concrete floor outside of the mat. That had to hurt.
Quote from: guest on 03/18/2010, 10:38 AMQuote from: termis on 03/18/2010, 10:01 AMGot my ass kicked today -- a nice muay thai kick right to the ribs. Ugh.
I guess when she says no, she means no. :lol:
:lol:
I'm going straight for the chloroform next time.
I dont get my ass kicked. I dish out the ass whoopins 24/7/365
Usually its 12 year olds , and usually its on metal gear online.....
BUT I STILL KICK THEIR ASSES
Quote from: OldRover on 03/21/2010, 08:40 PMI used to be the target of the bullies in grade school, but since investing time in the martial arts, I've never lost a fight. In 1996, I won my first real freestyle tournament championship against someone who was much more skilled than I am; he wasn't expecting the "feign punch and iron broom" oldest-trick-in-the-book routine and fell for it, hook line and sinker. KO as his head hit the hard concrete floor outside of the mat. That had to hurt.
They paid me to take a fall.
I used to kick people's asses in Wario Blast for the Super Game Boy if that counts... :-k
Wait, Metal Gear Online?