Poll
Question:
Favourite fucking postion...
Option 1: Missionary
Option 2: Her On top
Option 3: Get her From Behind
Option 4: Other and do explain!!!
mine is girl on top!!! this way i don't spill my drink<<sips wine>> :P
EDIT: Lets poll this fucker
I second the motion for bitches on top.
you get to steer the broad, mess with her boobs, and watch the show, all from the comfort of the bed.
lol.
I like my women like I like my shooters....Verticle...
I usually fuck 'em in whatever position they land after the chloroform.
YOU CANT RAPE THE WILLING!
I think it depends on the chick and her size- if it's some small skinny broad her on top won't do me any good- she has to have a little heft to her to grind good from the top. If she is small and dainty though- it's great to pick her up and fuck her against a wall. Digging a girl from behind gets a little boring for me- then you're supposed to spank her ass and pull her hair- and to be honest that's a bit too much work. I'll do it- don't get me wrong- but it gets to be too much work after a time. Missionary's a little better because you can at least see the girl's face while you're railing her- but that's a two way street and she can see all the goofy faces you make. So- I'm gonna say if the girl has some heft to that ass that she should be on top- if a girl is small and dainty she should be getting smashed against a wall- and if a girl's normal size doing her from behind is fine enough (for a few minutes) in between her tonguing my balls.
Quoteyou're supposed to spank her ass and pull her hair
Thems the rules?
Quote from: Joe Redifer on 09/17/2010, 12:16 PMQuoteyou're supposed to spank her ass and pull her hair
Thems the rules?
why do you think pigtails are called handlebars? lol
Quote from: guest on 09/14/2010, 11:29 PMmine is girl on top!!! this way i don't spill my drink<<sips wine>> :P
EDIT: Lets poll this fucker
Hmm, I didn't vote. I don't see an option for "Behind your mom!" :dance:
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I voted her on top, because I am lazy.
dudes, you gotta do it reverse cowgirl style, after all, it'll provide you with a nice easy transition to taking her from behind if you get bored!
Doggy style all the way... rough and hard. I'm talking pulling her hair, grabbing her shoulders, smacking her ass, grabbing her hips so her knees don't even touch the bed any more and bruising some cervix. :twisted:
I only like girl on top if the girl knows wtf she's doing... i've been with girls before where they got on top and i've actually leaned over and looked at the clock to see how long that boring shit has been going on. I like a girl on top who bounces up and down... not that back and forth grinding crap. probably feels great for them, but i'm not into it.
Any witch way is fine, as long as we do f@ck....
Quote from: TGX16 on 10/13/2010, 03:31 PMAny witch way is fine, as long as we do f@ck....
Does "any which way" include crotch stomping? :lol:
I think he likes to do it with witches
cotton is a witch...
Quote from: guest on 10/13/2010, 03:38 PMQuote from: TGX16 on 10/13/2010, 03:31 PMAny witch way is fine, as long as we do f@ck....
Does "any which way" include crotch stomping? :lol:
depends on if the dicks on fire or not....
Kinda hard for me believe, that some of you guys that post here all the time are actually getting laid. Bwahahahah.
Quote from: turbofan1 on 10/14/2010, 09:45 PMKinda hard for me believe, that some of you guys that post here all the time are actually getting laid. Bwahahahah.
But it's true. Ask your mother.
Quote from: guest on 10/15/2010, 09:57 AMQuote from: turbofan1 on 10/14/2010, 09:45 PMKinda hard for me believe,that some of you guys that post here all the time are actually getting laid.Bwahahahah.
But it's true. Ask your mother.
Or NecroPhile's mother. ;)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA! :D
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Holy Crap, Tats. I love the movie Freaks. It had some very interesting characters in it, like the human cigar man (the limbless man) and the human pinhead of course. A cast made of purely sideshow characters turned out to be a strangely entertaining comical movie.