Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure

nat · 01/19/2008, 05:29 PM

No thanks.

gekioh · 01/19/2008, 05:38 PM

Dude holy shit this whole entire post has just made me laugh so hard i actually pissed my pants, then just threw up my carls jr. as i was looking through her current auctions and saw those milf things. WTF, i mean SERIOUSLY, WTF, she is gross but her collection is

minus those milf things of course(

but no really, DISGUSTING. Im gonna try and win at least half that shit. But not those milf things I SWEAR.

MissaFX · 01/19/2008, 05:45 PM

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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time

ParanoiaDragon · 01/19/2008, 05:54 PM

Man, why isn't there a barfing emoticon on here? This'll have to do

Kitsunexus · 01/19/2008, 05:57 PM

Not even Angelina Jolie could improve Aydin Chronicles, sorry...

bust3dstr8 · 01/19/2008, 06:08 PM

Quote from: ParanoiaDragon on 01/19/2008, 05:54 PMMan, why isn't there a barfing emoticon on here? This'll have to do

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OldRover · 01/19/2008, 06:09 PM

Quote from: Missa on 01/19/2008, 05:45 PMebayimg/640e_1.JPG

Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time

I'd so tap that.

nat · 01/19/2008, 06:23 PM

Quote from: OldRover on 01/19/2008, 06:09 PM
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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time
I'd so tap that.

bust3dstr8 · 01/19/2008, 06:41 PM

Quote from: OldRover on 01/19/2008, 06:09 PM
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Come on guys, it's sexy-party-time
I'd so tap that.

You will probably need a few sexual enhancement devices.

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Ceti Alpha · 01/19/2008, 06:43 PM

Haha!!

The fact that she has a copy of DEII just made her a little more attractive.

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CrackTiger · 01/19/2008, 08:47 PM

Quote from: ceti alpha on 01/19/2008, 06:43 PMHaha!!

The fact that she has a copy of DEII just made her a little more attractive.

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The fact that the copy of DEII has been rubbed up against her hag-tits makes it a lot less attractive.

turbofan1 · 01/19/2008, 08:48 PM

She or it almost looks like A transvestite.I have to hand to who ever the guy is that is selling these games.He`s definitely drawing attention to his auctions.I think for all the wrong reasons.I would`nt mind getting A copy Of Dungeon Explorer II,who no`s where thats been.

Ceti Alpha · 01/19/2008, 08:49 PM

QuoteThe fact that the copy of DEII has been rubbed up against her hag-tits makes it a lot less attractive. Not talking

haha. Yeah, well when you put it like that....

MissaFX · 01/19/2008, 08:50 PM

She needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

turbofan1 · 01/19/2008, 08:56 PM

Quote from: Missa on 01/19/2008, 08:50 PMShe needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

I think you`ve been spending to much time talking with Kitsunexus.

Ceti Alpha · 01/19/2008, 08:58 PM

Laughing Out Loud

TR0N · 01/19/2008, 11:51 PM

Damn you guys bump a old thread i made last year.

I hope you all are not getting some kind of fetish out of her

schnuth · 01/20/2008, 01:26 AM

I can't believe she's still at it. Do you think these games are really from her collection? I always assumed it must be her husband/boyfriend/son's auctions and threw her in for "selling power"

Those "adult" auctions are still equally terrifying. Because she offers these "goods", and obviously someone must be buying them.

NecroPhile · 01/20/2008, 01:46 AM

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To anyone interested in a copy of Beyond Shadowgate: be warned, that's not the original case and may be missing the pair of case liner notes (or whatever you call 'em).

Joe Redifer · 01/20/2008, 02:08 AM

How can you tell? It could be the double case from that angle. The only reason it comes as a double case is because of the included poster. Wow. Poster. With creases. Thanks.

GUTS · 01/20/2008, 02:33 AM

Double cases don't have the plastic lip on the left side like that, both sides look like the back of a jewel case.

Kitsunexus · 01/20/2008, 02:40 AM

Quote from: Missa on 01/19/2008, 08:50 PMShe needs to sell a copy of that Atari game with the witch who squirts milk out of her tits, that'd be a priceless picture.

And I'd buy that picture.

Joe Redifer · 01/20/2008, 02:45 AM

Quote from: GUTSDouble cases don't have the plastic lip on the left side like that, both sides look like the back of a jewel case.

Well I'll be a pimple on Mohamed's right testicle... you're right!

guyjin · 01/20/2008, 03:17 AM

She could be attractive, if she dressed her age. Instead, she thinks that if she dresses like a teenager, people will mistake her for one. This thread shows the real result.

nat · 01/20/2008, 03:30 AM

It's not just the clothes, it's something else....

I don't know.

It's almost like she's got manly features or something.

Kitsunexus · 01/20/2008, 03:48 AM

She has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?

MissaFX · 01/20/2008, 04:00 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 03:48 AMShe has a man's face. Of course the only way to find out if she's a tranny is to buy one of her videos. Who's up for the challenge!?

I just thought she looks like the kind of woman who has smoked for 50 years, since she was 10 and grew up in a bar. Who has also overtanned herself with artificial tanning countless times. Maybe she's a biker too...reguardless of gender though, I am sure a sex tape would be scary.

I mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

Kitsunexus · 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM

Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Joe Redifer · 01/20/2008, 06:10 AM

She has manly arms. Almost real biceps. Ewwwww...

nat · 01/20/2008, 06:23 AM

Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM
Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!
I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.

Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

MissaFX · 01/20/2008, 06:30 AM

Quote from: nat on 01/20/2008, 06:23 AM
Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM
Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!
I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.
Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

I wish all the Alien movies had been like Aliens. It's a wonderful movie.

nat · 01/20/2008, 06:31 AM

They are all very different, which is why I like them. The second was very good, though.

esteban · 01/20/2008, 09:32 AM

Hhahahahahaaa. This is the first time I've seen this thread. I love this lady. Hey, she's just trying to stand out from the countless faceless ebay sellers by putting her "personal touch" on many of her auctions.

That said, I also wanted to eat some breakfast this morning. Maybe I'll just wait until lunchtime.

Ceti Alpha · 01/20/2008, 11:54 AM

QuoteI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!

haha. I remember my only bad trip (the last time I tried it), and a bunch of people were listening to the Aliens soundtrack in the dark on LSD. That had nothing to do with me and my friend's bad trip, but it would have been fun if I wasn't so wigged out. Anyway, my friend and I finally got our shit together and came-to, thanks to Tom Hanks in "The Money Pit". It was the scene where the tub falls through the floor and Hanks just laughs in that crazy dork laugh. After that everything was A-OK. heh.

But a funny thing did happen that night. Me and my friend thought we were kicked out of the party so we walked down the street and used a payphone to call our friend who was having the party to ask if we could come back. lol.

The first phone we tried just gave this god awful feedback noise and when I hung up the phone a shit load of quarters just started pouring out of the return-change slot. We were so out of it we left it all there. When we finally got a hold of the party our friend told us to get our 100% retarded asses back up to the house. In our tripped out mumblings we told people about the phone incident and a bunch of people ran down the street to check it out. Turned out to be 15 bucks or something like that. lol.

I don't think I took LSD after that...maybe once more. Though mushrooms were a definite alternative.

So I did pretty much everything that night except listen to the Aliens soundtrack on LSD. heh.

As for the other Aliens movies not being like Aliens, I love the first one. Brilliant sci-fi horror. Aliens was, of course, amazing too - perfect sequel. Alien3 gets a bum wrap I find, but it did have its flaws. As for Alien Resurrection - no comment. That was just a terrible movie - the only part of that movie I liked was the underwater chase scene. Pretty freaky - LSD or not.

OldTurboBastard · 01/23/2008, 12:54 PM

Quote from: nat on 01/20/2008, 06:23 AM
Quote from: Kitsunexus on 01/20/2008, 04:17 AM
Quote from: Missa on 01/20/2008, 04:00 AMI mean watching Aliens on LSD scary!
I thought you'd have to be on LSD to watch that shit excuse of a movie.
Aliens is the shit, better recognize.

daym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"

Ceti Alpha · 01/23/2008, 01:00 PM

Quotedaym right. Hudson is the greatest character ever - "This little girl survived with no weapons...".."Well why don't you put her in charge?!?!?"

hehe. Yeah, Hudson was hilarious.

nat · 01/23/2008, 01:04 PM

"GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"

schnuth · 01/23/2008, 01:28 PM

GameSniped.com featured our favorite lady today:

http://www.gamesniped.com/2008/01/23/milf-sells-video-game-collection/

nat · 01/23/2008, 01:46 PM

I still maintain she looks like a man in drag.

GUTS · 01/23/2008, 05:11 PM

I think we need to find someone who would like to fuck her before she qualifies as a MILF.

OldRover · 01/23/2008, 05:12 PM

I would. So there, she counts.

NecroPhile · 01/23/2008, 05:36 PM

Quote from: The Old Rover on 01/23/2008, 05:12 PMI would. So there, she counts.

As would I. Older ladies can be fun - they're always grateful and they know they won't break it.

CrackTiger · 01/23/2008, 08:24 PM

Quote from: nat on 01/23/2008, 01:46 PMI still maintain she looks like a man in drag.

Many people are into that (not me of course).

TR0N · 01/24/2008, 02:13 AM

Quote from: guest on 01/23/2008, 05:36 PM
Quote from: OldRover on 01/23/2008, 05:12 PMI would. So there, she counts.
As would I. Older ladies can be fun - they're always grateful and they know they won't break it.

No there not they just wanna put you in a pot and have ya,for dinner like some witch would

Odonadon · 01/24/2008, 01:37 PM

Quote from: OldRover on 01/23/2008, 05:12 PMI would. So there, she counts.

Count me in, too.

OD

GUTS · 01/24/2008, 02:31 PM

Well at least you guys are honest.

Odonadon · 01/24/2008, 02:36 PM

Quote from: GUTS on 01/24/2008, 02:31 PMWell at least you guys are honest.

And quite a bit older than other posters here, I'm guessing

OD

Joe Redifer · 01/24/2008, 03:08 PM

Actually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's. We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19.

Ceti Alpha · 01/24/2008, 04:08 PM

QuoteActually I think most of us here are late 20's early 30's. We only have a few members younger than that I think, like Keranu who will forever remain 19. Smile

hehe. Forever young.

But yeah, I think that's why I love it here. We're all old school gamers from back in the day. I just turned 32 yesterday actually.

...32 going on 18 lol.

NecroPhile · 01/24/2008, 04:15 PM

Happy slightly belated birthday, ceti alpha. Did you go out, get hammered, and pick up some sluts?

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Creepy Old Lady Selling Bonks Adventure