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[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

LOL, and for the record, I never talk about NUON. Everybody else brings up NUON, it's not my fault there's like 6 people on here that own a NUON, and they ask me questions and stuff. I don't want to ignore them, that would be most rude

THEY SHOULD ALL BE BANNT!!11111111111

TALK TURBO OR GTFO!!! FUCK YEA

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

Somehow I missed this topic until now, so let me clarify a few things.

1) The shoutbox is unmoderated, for better or worse. Anything goes, unless you're Nintega, in which case you get your ass thrown right out.

End of story.

So in other words, turbogrfxfan, nectarsis, Opethian, and all the other self-appointed moderators can go eat shit? Okay.

I love when you fucks just make shit up...like I never talk about Turbo-Grafx or anything. Me and Tatsujin have hour long fapfests to Shadow of the Beast, Sapphire, and Super Darius 2 music. Feel free to join in ^.^

I've never, not even once tried to tell people what they can and cannot talk about, nice try necrophile. It is, however, rather annoying when I go to take a shit and I come back and read the shoutbox and there's 3 pages of turbogrfxfan, nectarsis, and Opethian bashing me. Glad to see their consistent undying efforts to keep conversation Turbo-related.

Opethian makes no sense, either. He throws a pissy fit when we talk about NUON and other obscure consoles yet he sits there fapping for hours about FM Towns and whatever obscure shit consoles nobody has ever heard of that he likes.

And I do enjoy nectarsis' hour-long fits of drunken stupor, filled with unbridled rage and typing errors. It entertains me so

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

You draw the line when you got people coming into chat acting like they own the place, telling people what they can and cannot talk about, then when they're ignored or laughed at they start flaming people 3 on 1.

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

Time for somebody to take charge around here...look at these n00bz trying to tell people what they can and cannot talk about. Is this the message you want new users to get from this site?

I know some people who have left because all of the vigilante wannabe mods trying to boss people around. True story.

Somebody coming in starting a conversation with "Saibot is a douche" has a whole lot to do with Turbo conversation, doesn't it. You n00bz and your unified front might actually get somewhere, if you didn't contradict yourselves with every last thing you say

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

Small Man's Complex http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex

This is what you see in the mirror every day when you wake up, sir.

I love when you accuse me of killing the live chat. The live chat is doing quite well, actually. The only one I don't see on there very often is you. Part of why it is doing so well is because it is truly an open chat room, where members are free to discuss other consoles, so people who are members on other classic gaming sites such as NeoGeo, AtariAge, Sega-16, and NintendoAge feel free to come in and discuss whatever they would like without any worries.

So yeah, the only one I don't see on there often is you. What ever would we do without you, coming in, trying to boss people around, telling them what they can and cannot talk about, insulting and threatening them when you don't get your way?

This has quickly gone from entertaining to just plain annoying. Seriously, you are not a mod. You are wrong. Back down

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

LOL, and people think I'm bad...

I often wonder why I'm not banned...then again overall people seem to not have a problem with me, just a select few. But you seem to be making a strong case for getting yourself banned. Good thing the mods around here are chillaxed

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

LOL

1) You try to act like a mod
2) You get proven wrong and embarassed
3) After failure, you take the low road, and start the usual blah blah, you never get laid etc
4) Once those ploys are laughed off, you turn into a typical internet toughguy with small man's complex and start sending me threats.

So, given all that, what did I do wrong? lawlz.

Self-owned

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

Lol you n00bz are way overstepping your bounds. You're not in charge, don't try to police the chatbox and tell us what we can and cannot talk about. You n00bz may think you got balls, but you got no teeth

I've talked to moderators on more than one occasion and they don't seem to have a problem with what we talk about in the chatbox. The only ones trying to control what is said is you n00bz, who have no real authority. Back down, and back down fast. Go running away like a little girl with your tail between your legs and cry me a river, crybabies

Yet still, LaserActive is a version of Turbo Hardware, so even if the rules state BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT TURBO HARDWARE OR GTFO then we are still in the clear, so once again any point you n00bz are trying to make is null and void. Have a nice day

While I love Bonk and his own personal version of roast beef roid rage(laced with ecstacy), IF WE TALKED ABOUT BONK 24/7 WE WOULD GET SICK OF IT.

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

Lol I have only one question, who died and left you n00bz in charge?

I'm going to tell you n00bz a little story. A long time ago, I belonged to this Doom site. Well they tried to tell us that the only thing we could talk about was Doom. While imps are brown and sexy, they start to wear thin after a while. Eventually everybody got sick of it and left. The end ^.^

Let's talk about attention, that's what this is really all about, right? You n00bz are not getting yours. It's not my fault that since I joined, like 5 members got a Nuon and like 9 got a LaserActive. I had nothing to do with it, honest. People are attracted to such obscurities on their own behest, and it has nothing to do with me. Honest

Your case started to have some weight, until you made up lies about people saying you can't talk about Turbo stuff in chat. Blindly slinging accusations without any proof to back it up, way to shoot your own credibility in the foot. Self-owned.

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

What? Oh come on, everybody knows all the best serial killers are dutch people.

They make great chocolate too...

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

New name PcEngineSex.com

If you don't want sex in the ass, you came to the wrong place.

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

That's it. It's settled. I think we should just talk about sex all the time.

[Feedback / Re: Laseractive/Laserdisc board suggestion]

Nectarsis is just being the grouchy old man trying to piss in everyone's cheerios

It is a variation of turbo hardware, like it or not. I don't see the problem with discussing it or any other consoles, including Jaguar. If we start making too many rules about what we can talk about and what we can't, it's just going to drive people away.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "Asshole Fucked Me Over" Sale]

Also, who the hell has an aunt who leaves a Duo as inheritance? I want relatives like that! (if they really exist)

If you have an aunt that leaves you a Duo in her will then it's time for her to go 

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: F/S: Turbografx 16 games in "Asshole Fucked Me Over" Sale]

Well, I just lost my Turbo Duo because the asshole who traded it to me wants it back because he fucked up on the trade wording(He told me that I didn't have to send my system if I wasn't satisfied and I wasn't as it wasn't working properly and now that I have it working, he wants it back with some BS excuses and trying to threaten me). So, now that I'm officially out a PS3 that's blown, $450, AND a Turbo Duo.

What the hell? What the hell kind of terms is this? I don't understand at all. And even if I did understand, it still make no sense. Who the hell trades a Ps3 for a Duo? And under the condition that it's technically yours, technically not yours.

First of all, whoever tried to make you agree to these terms, should be cockslapped. Second of all, YOU should be cockslapped, for actually agreeing to them.

Third of all. Don't never. And The Rock means NEVER. ATTEMPT TO PLAY BURNS ON A DUO. God, my cock is going to be sore from all the cockslapping I'm going to do before this is all over...

And you both got attorneys? Is this thread going to appear on Judge Judy? GOD I FUCKING HOPE SO...

...and The Rock says, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU GOT FUCKED OVER

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........................................................

[General Gaming / Re: Hottest Men and Women of Turbo Grafx?]

Far be it from me to jerk off to video game characters...

...but might I add, Chun Li is such a fuckin hoe. Everyone hit that. Hell, even Blanka had a turn with that!

Blanka's mom is pretty hot though, when it comes to pixellated jerk fodder.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: $$$ WANTED - Bonk 3 US Turbo CD - Name your price $$$]

LOL I can burn my own for free

I just bought one from henrycsc thanks guys

[Buy/Sell/Trade / $$$ WANTED - Bonk 3 US Turbo CD - Name your price $$$]

Yes, it has come to that time once again, where I am looking for a rare item, it's not for sale anywhere, and ebay is impossible. It's time to give up and throw money up in the air, and bend over. Just don't F me in the A too hard on price.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: The Smithsonian is going to have a game exhibit next year and Turbob needs ur Ob]

Ah yes, NUON, LaserActive, 32X, Amiga CD32, Atari Jaguar, and 3DO all deserve their spots in the hall of fame

[Fighting Street / Re: Non-Racist jokes]

Damn, non-racist jokes? I was going to unload my cannon of jokes about Turkish people. Why must you deny me the satisfaction?!? Time for some awful jokes that everybody has already heard 500 times.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a hole in his bucket
When asked what to do
He never really knew
So he stuck his dick in the hole and said fuck it.

What is strap-on spelled backwards? NO PARTS

A blonde chick walks into a bar. A gentleman offers to buy her a drink, she declines, saying that alcohol is bad for her legs. The gentleman asks, do they swell? She replies, no, they spread.

A guy walks into the doctor's office, and says that he has a problem. He has 5 penises. The doctor asks, how does your underwear fit? He replies, LIKE A GLOVE

A pirate walks into a bar, with a hook and an eyepatch. The bartender asks, what happened to your hand? The pirate replies, the sharks got me hand. The bartender then asks, what happened to your eye? The pirate replies, me had an itch. The bartender says he does not understand. The pirate then replies, first day with me new hook!

A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel stuck to his penis. The bartender asks, what's that? The pirate replies, it drives me nuts.

Choppy told me this one...

What do you tell a chick with a black eye? You just told her.

What do you tell a chick with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. If she doesn't get it by now, she never will.

What do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes, a bloody nose, and a fat lip? You don't need to, she finally gets it.

[Off-Topic / Re: Christmas Freebie!!! A little gift from Japan to warm up your Holiday!]

i got sex for christmas one year

thank u santa

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Thanksgiving Freebie! You dont want to miss this one!!]

turbostar does bring up a good point...

...i was never much good at writing essays, but I was hell at video games growing up.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Re: Thanksgiving Freebie! You dont want to miss this one!!]

I am thankful for sex. Each and every single one of us owes our existence to sex. They lied to you in school! Sex is your friend! Thank you, sex.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: LaserActive System + Sega Module + Sega CD/Genesis games and LDs]

Bump, no takers yet. This setup is still available.

I can also throw in more laserdisk movies.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: LaserActive System + Sega Module + Sega CD/Genesis games and LDs]

I think there were only modules with different logos, though it wouldn't suprise me if there were systems with a different logo either.

Dan let me help you finish your NES collection!

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: LaserActive System + Sega Module + Sega CD/Genesis games and LDs]

Alot of people don't know this but there were several variations of each module. There were aT LEast 2 variations of the Sega module...one made by Pioneer and one made by Aiwa, and also two TG16 modules, one made by NEC and one made by Pioneer.

The modules are functionally identical but just bare a different logo.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / LaserActive System + Sega Module + Sega CD/Genesis games and LDs]

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System is in good working condition, includes Sega module with all new caps. Controller is 3rd party. Games included:

Genesis

Waldo
Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition
NFL '94
Spiderman/X-Men Arcade's Revenge
Double Dragon

All games are CIB except Double Dragon.

Sega CD

Cliffhanger
Sherlock Holmes 2
Fahrenheit Sega CD/32X CD Combo

All games are mint except Fahrenheit which is a little beat up.

LaserDisk movies:

Star Trek 6 Widescreen
Star Trek 6 Fullscreen
Lethal Weapon 3
Dirty Harry
Wizard of Oz
Hunt for Red October
Patriot Games
Top Gun
Cocktail

Disks are in good condition.

I also have tons of other LaserDisk movies and Genesis games available, so if there's any you are looking for I can possibly mix and match some titles.

Looking to get around $400 shipped or best offer. Would be less except shipping is going to be a bitch.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Wanted - Ys3 US version complete with BOX]

Anything better than ebay prices, I'm interested in.

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: Want & Trade List for Turbo Grafx Games]

Is that ys3 for sale?

[General Gaming / Re: teh "from Movies/Animes stolen Videogame Backgrounds" - Thread]

Totally unrelated...but the theme music from Darius Burst sounds like a remix of the theme from the movie Braveheart. I swear...

Darius Burst

Braveheart

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Re: WTF: Broken or Non-Working Joysticks for PC Engine or TG16]

I have a broken tg16 us gamepad. pm me with an offer

[Buy/Sell/Trade / WANTED - Hori Fighting Commander PC Engine 6-button pad]

Willing to pay a fair price for one of these in good working condition. Thanks

[Buy/Sell/Trade / Interest Check - Tennokoe RAM Card CIB]

Comes complete with Jewel Case, manual, and plastic slip cover for Hucard. Excellent condition, like new, barely used.

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Broken Turbo Duo...]

I wouldn't mind getting this either if z doesn't take it. I have units that have issues, but none I'm positive is not the CD drive, although I believe I know.

Well, here's the thing, I wasn't looking to get rid of it outright, as that would leave me without a Turbo Duo. I was hoping to either pay somebody to repair this one, or, if possible, trade it in as partial credit towards the cost of a working system in good condition. If you have a working system you could sell me, could we work something out like that?

[PCE/TG-16|CD/SGX Discussion / Broken Turbo Duo...]

I've had this US Duo system for about five years, and have taken great care of it, and it has worked perfectly up until recently. There's something wrong with the sound, sometimes the CD music will cut in and out, and other times there are loud crackling noises in the background. None of my CD games are scratched, so that's not a possibility.

I e-mailed Turbo Zone, and from what I described to them, they told me it sounded like my system had something called "degenerative disc disease." I don't know a whole lot about it or about repairs, but they directed me to come here and post a message, and see if there was anybody who could help me out. If there's somebody who can repair this or something(for a reasonable price), and will save me from having to shell out $200+ for a new Duo system, that would be great.