WINNER CHOSEN! Caption Contest 6 (raffle type thing)

bob · 01/30/2013, 03:18 PM

Give me your best caption for this picture.
Winner will receive a surprise!

RULES:
One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image. Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US. International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.

I will run this for just a few days.

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Nazi NecroPhile · 01/30/2013, 03:57 PM

You smell that? That's the smell of pure, unadulterated awesome.

VestCunt · 01/30/2013, 04:24 PM

The driver was pronounced DOA. The passenger, Brent, suffered minor abrasions, exhaust pipe burns to the feet, and a "foreign object" story that soon became legendary.

PukeSter · 01/30/2013, 04:29 PM

Disclaimer: No surfboards were harmed in the making of this movie.

JoshTurboTrollX · 01/30/2013, 05:06 PM

"Do you really think we'll need these to play Camp California?" "Fuck yeah we do!!"

NinjaCrackerX · 01/30/2013, 05:57 PM

In this episode, MacGyver seen here, is attaching surfboards to create makeshift wings so they can quickly flee the Terrorist Organization.

Nazi NecroPhile · 01/30/2013, 05:58 PM

Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 01/30/2013, 05:06 PM"Do you really think we'll need these to play Camp California?" "Fuck yeah we do!!"

Heh, I love it!

HercTNT · 01/30/2013, 05:59 PM

Uglor and Hilda come from the surfboard clan, and as you can see they are the best hunters in their village!

TheClash603 · 01/30/2013, 09:20 PM

When the poster had the tagline "Lesbian Surfer Chicks Learn to Ride a Hog," I thought the movie was going to be better than this.

turboswimbz · 01/30/2013, 09:25 PM

"Crazy Tourist Tries Updating Failed Wright Brothers Design"

kazekirifx · 01/30/2013, 10:33 PM

Screenshot from the unreleased prequel to Surf Ninjas. (Starring the dad from the original movie.)

TR0N · 01/31/2013, 12:48 AM

I'm sorry but those surfers are not the dude that being jeff bridges

Nando · 01/31/2013, 11:09 AM

"Point Break 2 - Swayze Returns"

esteban · 02/02/2013, 06:53 AM

Joe Redifer in three years.

bob · 02/02/2013, 10:58 PM

Quote from: guest on 01/30/2013, 05:58 PM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 01/30/2013, 05:06 PM"Do you really think we'll need these to play Camp California?" "Fuck yeah we do!!"
Heh, I love it!

Yup. Winner.

Josh, PM me your info and a list of consoles you own.
I just felt like calling a winner quickly this time.

JoshTurboTrollX · 02/03/2013, 11:31 AM

Quote from: galam on 02/02/2013, 10:58 PM
Quote from: guest on 01/30/2013, 05:58 PM
Quote from: JoshTurboTrollX-16 on 01/30/2013, 05:06 PM"Do you really think we'll need these to play Camp California?" "Fuck yeah we do!!"
Heh, I love it!
Yup. Winner.

Josh, PM me your info and a list of consoles you own.
I just felt like calling a winner quickly this time.

Woop woop! It's what I do yo!!

I need to do another roffle to repay this generosity!! ;)

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