The "eff Valentine's day, I won while you were f#@$ing" raffle.

[Psycho Nulltard]

So, many of us are out watching chick flicks with our lady friends or wives, and others of us are already making sweet sweet non-obey.  Myself, I just satisfied the entire Swedish bikini team... so I'm going to take pity on those of you less fortunate than I.  Someone will win a mystery obey prize that isn't a game 

If you're reading this and it is still Valentine's day, you qualify.

The rules are simple:

if your post appears after this one, and you are the first one to use the following three words in a coherent haiku... you win.

1. Allegiance
2. Taco
3. Obey

I didn't say it would be easy, only that the rules were simple.

GO!

[Mzo]

>_>

<_<

I pledge allegiance
To a meat taco that talks
I hear and obey

[pc_kwajalein]

>_>

<_<

I pledge allegiance
To a meat taco that talks
I hear and obey

Not even Maya Angelou could craft such beauty.

[GohanX]

That lonely Mzo
So quick to snatch the prizes
He touches children

[Mzo]

Gohan cut me deep
I will cry myself to sleep
On a pile of games

[GohanX]

On Valentine's Day
On forum writing haiku
I'm so ronery

[GohanX]

Such a lovely form
Haiku is my great canvas
I banged your mother

[bob]

>_>

<_<

I pledge allegiance
To a meat taco that talks
I hear and obey

Isn't "allegiance" technically 4 sylabils? 

[CGQuarterly]

>_>

<_<

I pledge allegiance
To a meat taco that talks
I hear and obey

Isn't "allegiance" technically 4 sylabils? 

How the heck do you pronounce it so that it has 4 syllables??

[sirhcman]

How the heck do you pronounce it so that it has 4 syllables??

You can't.. it is 3 syllables: al-le-giance

[sirhcman]

I'll cut galam some slack. Just think for a moment about how the English pronounce aluminum, then consider that the NE USA is called New England. Coincidence? I think not.

Well aluminum has 4 syllables so I am not really quite sure of the argument.. any way you say it/slice it allegiance is 3 syllables. Maybe I am too dense to get your previous post

[Lochlan]

Well aluminum has 4 syllables so I am not really quite sure of the argument.

The British pronounce it with five syllables:
How to pronounce "ALUMINIUM" in a British accent.

Edit: it's a different spelling though also lol

[Mzo]

It's aluminium in other countries.

edit: beat me to it by milliseconds!

[bob]

I do believe its 4

A-LE-GI-ANCE

Now I know that sounds silly, but American lexicon has certainly "sped" up words over time.
Doesn't a syllable technically count as a pronounced vowel?
I could certainly be wrong.

[Mzo]

British and World:

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/english/allegiance

British pronounciation:

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/british/allegiance#

It's not =]

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I could certainly be wrong.

At least you got that right. 

əˈ  lē  jəns  <-- three syllables!

[esteban]

Eff the rules. Appreciate the beauty of these poems. Who cares about the rules? Haiku? More like fuhku.

[GohanX]

You should rephrase that.

Fuck the haiku rules
Appreciate the beauty
It's more like fuhku