The Clever Spam Thread

[offsidewing]

This is a thread simply for clever banter.  If you want to talk about Programming, go ahead.  You want talk about what makes a game platform great, go ahead.  For the female members, if you want to talk about how you dupe guys into buying you drinks, go ahead.

One rule, be clever and don't be a hater.  Ok, maybe that's two rules.

This is my anti-establishment post against the pcengine-fx.com system that is bringing us down!  Not really, but it sounds cool.

[nat]

I don't know about you, but my member is certainly not female.

[Dark Fact]

So we can say anything we want to here?

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I don't know about you, but my member is certainly not female.

My member is female.  She is also a lesbian.

So we can say anything we want to here?

No.  Tubelcane (let's see if somebody can get that reference).

[offsidewing]

I don't know about you, but my member is certainly not female.

I always like to operate under the premise that if I ever run for like, city council or something, that the "opposition" can't print out a forum posting from pcengine-fx.com to show what an ignorant jerk I am...

[Kitsunexus]

I think it's time to blow this pop stand...

DADA DADA DADA DADAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADA DADA DADA DADAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADA DADA DADA DADAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADA DADA DADA DADAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I always like to operate under the premise that if I ever run for like, city council or something, that the "opposition" can't print out a forum posting from pcengine-fx.com to show what an ignorant jerk I am...

I think that ship sailed with the whole (or hole) 'manwhore' thing.  Besides, proof of being active on the pcenginefx forums will only result in a landslide victory.  Each post is the equivalent of shaking 6260 hands, kissing 6270 babies, and making 6280 campaign promises (nice, round numbers ).

[nat]

and making 6280 campaign promises (nice, round numbers ).

85% of which will be broken.

[Keranu]

Dipsy is a pervert.

[offsidewing]

I always like to operate under the premise that if I ever run for like, city council or something, that the "opposition" can't print out a forum posting from pcengine-fx.com to show what an ignorant jerk I am...

I think that ship sailed with the whole (or hole) 'manwhore' thing.  Besides, proof of being active on the pcenginefx forums will only result in a landslide victory.  Each post is the equivalent of shaking 6260 hands, kissing 6270 babies, and making 6280 campaign promises (nice, round numbers ).

Are you kidding!  Man-Whoring will give me serious street cred as a politician!  Also, I never had the ambition to lie or make up things to impress chicks.  I was my normal beer swilling, charming self.  Tutoring math in college was a gold mine.  Making up stuff to try and make chicks like me is dumb, and takes WAAAYYYY too much effort.

Now, I am a loving and committed hubby!

Although, when buddies come by for visits and the stories start flowing, I make sure the wife is in the other room.  "Guys, we don't need to talk about those two chicks from Amherst so loudly!  But if you do, make sure you point out how hot they were."

[Seldane]

This is NOT clever!!!!

[offsidewing]

and making 6280 campaign promises (nice, round numbers ).

85% of which will be broken.

Actually, I like perfect squares.  Playing Cadash and Ys 1&2 remind me of how much I do.  Mmmm, 65536....

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Mmmm, 65536....

You're numbers are impossible without my numbers.

[Seldane]

4 8 15 16 23 48

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Evangeline Lilly is tasty, but that doesn't make it worth watching.

[Seldane]

EVERYTHING makes it worth watching. It is the most important thing to happen to this planet. NOTHING's more important than it.