[IMPORTANT] A New Year and FINAL FANTASY XIV Still Sucks Monkey Ass (01/11/2011)

[SuperDeadite]

Being a Democratic world, you may vote truthfully here.
Do not be afraid to spread your true beliefs, as there are no
wrong answers in this poll.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I've never played it, but it sucks because it allowed a worthless, puling meatsack like Geralds to play it and now I have to listen to his endless bitching and moaning.  Shut the fuck up already, ya douchebag!  Nobody gives a flying fuck about your opinion on anything.

[SuperDeadite]

The earth stood still.  There was no sound, no voice, no song, only silence.
For the Great King had stepped down from his gilded throne.
He removed his golden crown, and released his diamond scepter.
He moved to the balcony and gazed towards the mountains afar.
His kingdom of wonder spread before him, he knelt.
He knelt, and the Great King, may him live forever, began to weep.
He wept tears sweeter then the wondrous chocolate sprouts of the North.
Tears of pure ecstasy, pure joy, pure light.
After an eternity, the Great King said,
"FFXIV sucks monkey ass."
And the earth moved.  The people, the birds, the rocks, the trees all moved.
They wept, they sang, they danced.
And the world rejoiced as one.

[Arkhan Asylum]

I've never played it, but it sucks because it allowed a worthless, puling meatsack like Geralds to play it and now I have to listen to his endless bitching and moaning.  Shut the fuck up already, ya douchebag!  Nobody gives a flying fuck about your opinion on anything.

COSE IT LIKE I GET YOU LIKE IT BUT MAYBE ITS A WASTE OF BECAUS I JUST GET ON AND CANT STNAD TEH GAME SINCE TEHY FUKD UP AND NOT EVRYONES LIKING IT AND EVRYOEN IS LEAVNG JUST GOGGLE IT, YOULL WILL SEE EVRYONES NOT PALYING BECAOSE IT SUCKS AND ISNT GODOOD

[nat]

I Googled it, and I saw the people leaving in droves. Right before my eyes. On Google. True story.

[blueraven]

I voted yes.

The rabbit helmet was obviously stolen from the c64 Version of Usagi Yojimbo.

[Arkhan Asylum]

I voted yes.

The rabbit helmet was obviously stolen from the c64 Version of Usagi Yojimbo.

Theres no rabbit helmets in UY.  Just actual rabbits swinging swords around. 

Too bad that game sucked really bad instead of being awesome.

[SuperDeadite]

Here ye, Here ye
Let it be known:
The Israelites encircled the Tower of Shadows,
For 40 days and 40 nights, they marched.
They starved, defecated, and died of dysentery,
yet they marched and marched.
But the never ending dark tower held fast.
It would not fall.
But then the leper approached!
His eyes were melted and could not see.
His nose fell off and could not smell.
His tongue was swallowed and could not talk.
His hands fell off and could not feel.
Yet, he was strong, for he had foreseen truth!
His mind screamed, inflamed in the purest of light:
"FFXIV sucks monkey ass!"
And then tower of heresy was simply gone.

[Tatsujin]

I DUNNO COZ IAM LE DUMB!

[Arkhan Asylum]

FUCK ALL YALL HATERS AND SHITS.

[blueraven]

I voted yes.

The rabbit helmet was obviously stolen from the c64 Version of Usagi Yojimbo.

Theres no rabbit helmets in UY.  Just actual rabbits swinging swords around. 

Obviously.

Too bad that game sucked really bad instead of being awesome.

FALSE.

[Arkhan Asylum]

Too bad that game sucked really bad instead of being awesome.

FALSE.

I dunno, it's a neat concept:  Be honorable as you walk left to right, and club stuff with your sword.

But, its on the C64 so the controls are all dopey/slippery.   It should've just been a straight beat-the-fuck-outta-stuff game.  Whitey always gotta try to add something stupid to games.

Its still better than the average C64 game though!

[blueraven]

Too bad that game sucked really bad instead of being awesome.

FALSE.

I dunno, it's a neat concept:  Be honorable as you walk left to right, and club stuff with your sword.

But, its on the C64 so the controls are all dopey/slippery.   It should've just been a straight beat-the-fuck-outta-stuff game.  Whitey always gotta try to add something stupid to games.

Its still better than the average C64 game though!

I guess that's my point. Stan Sakai's character has always been incredibly underrated imho, and In the true fashion of "underground" or independent comics, it's kind of incredible that it was actually made into a video game as early as the c64 days.

[Arkhan Asylum]

I love Usagi Yojimbo, and thats probably why I wish the game would have been way better than it was.

Something about most C64 "action" games, is just retarded