Roast me!!!

HercTNT · 02/02/2012, 10:35 PM

Consider this a semi sequel to the lame trash talk thread. I'm a huge fan of the comedy central roasts, and now i encourage you to let me have it. However, I do have a couple rules. Anyone can say "I had your mother" or "fuck you, you gay bastard". What i'm looking for is clever smack. I want a carefully thought out ass kicking! To help you filthy vultures out, I will give you some details to work with.

I'm going bald (and probably most of you are as well)
I"m missing three teeth (I pulled the last one out by hand)
I have a hole in my coconut from having a tumor pulled out (they actually left the tumor and took out my brain as it functions better)
Read any of my posts, I cant spell for shit
I'm from New Hampshire (that explains the comment above)
I'm a twin
I once worked at Mcdonalds
I'm a 1/4 polish

Ok you Bastards, come and get me and make it good! I expect a few laughs!

jayamine · 02/02/2012, 10:59 PM

You're so dumb you thought Splatter House was the name of a gang bang porn.

HercTNT · 02/02/2012, 11:00 PM

NICE!

nat · 02/02/2012, 11:04 PM

Who are you again?

jayamine · 02/02/2012, 11:08 PM

probably an out of work stand up from Los Angeles fishing for new material ...

HercTNT · 02/02/2012, 11:09 PM

Awe come on now, roasting a nobody can still be fun!! and theraputic

Arkhan Asylum · 02/03/2012, 09:14 AM

Quote from: jayamine on 02/02/2012, 10:59 PMYou're so dumb you thought Splatter House was the name of a gang bang porn.

this is the greatest post ever.

jayamine · 02/03/2012, 10:58 AM

Someone should take the game box art and photo shop it for the cover of the dvd.

HercTNT · 02/03/2012, 03:12 PM

Arkhan i agree it was good, but i expected something clever like that outta you. Come on dont let me down.

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Roast me!!!