2/13/2025: Localization News - Cosmic Fantasy 3-4!

Rather earth-shattering news in the PC Engine / TurboGrafx-16 community: Cosmic Fantasy 3 & 4 has been officially localized to English by Edia 30 years later for the Switch! Hard to believe! I know their script quality is poor given the 1&2 port but still good to see.
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Caption Contest 14 (raffle type thing).

Started by bob, 03/11/2014, 09:01 PM

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bob

Give me your best caption for this picture. 

Winner will receive a PS2 game (your choice out of 5, NO sports!).

RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US and Canada.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD


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DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
Second, since Josh is leading the pack with 3 past wins, I like to give him a chance to chime in.
3rd, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
IV. When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention.

OldMan

Not an entry:

"His girlfriend never realized Josh was replaying Salamander in his head..."

HailingTheThings

"It's Friday night, I'm loose off half a fifth of Five O'clock, got my Ma's whore ass friends behind me in the kitch gabbin' it up and I'm straight holdin', man I mean just holdin' these feet, but how you doing?"
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ToyMachine78

#3
After weeks of incessant JELQ'ing yielded no results, Xac accepted that the only way he would ever satisfy his girlfriend was massaging her feet.

Arkhan Asylum

This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

JoshTurboTrollX

Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Nazi NecroPhile

Real gangstas use coasters.

(not an entry - just for meager lulz)
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

Opethian

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turboswimbz

Gomez and Bieber? nope. Just Tatsujin ballin' back in the day. 




OBEY THE PCE
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

esteban

Quote from: turboswimbz on 03/12/2014, 04:58 PMGomez and Bieber? nope. Just Tatsujin ballin' back in the day. 




OBEY THE PCE
Goddamn! You stole my Tats joke. Dammit!  :pcgs:
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TheClash603

Bieber's pitch for Enemy of the State 2: Spring Breakers fell flat when his recent legal problems constrained his cash flow.  No longer could he afford the original Turbo Express prop recently posted on Digit Press, which ironically, was expected to be the most talented star in the movie.

bob


turboswimbz

Quote from: guest on 03/19/2014, 10:39 AMOK, this caption isn't mine.  It came from a source that wishes to remain anonymous (or, at least, NecroPhile doesn't want to win this raffle).  I couldn't bring myself to steal it, but it is too good and painfully obvious to not share with ya'll:

Two girls, one cup.
THIS IS BRILLIANT. I needs to get back into the chat more often.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

bob


Arkhan Asylum

aww yeah.   YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS.


This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Arkhan Asylum

AWWW YEAHHH MY PRIZE ARRIVEDDDDDD
hnfnngfngfmglfmglfgfgngddsnfgbnhrthrtbj

thanks!
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

HailingTheThings

Quote from: guest on 04/09/2014, 02:54 AMAWWW YEAHHH MY PRIZE ARRIVEDDDDDD
hnfnngfngfmglfmglfgfgngddsnfgbnhrthrtbj

thanks!
What tid you gett?
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esteban

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bob

These were his choices

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Kessen
Dynasty Warriors 4 Empires
Killzone (sealed)
Def Jam Vendetta

HailingTheThings

Quote from: galam on 04/09/2014, 06:07 PMThese were his choices

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Kessen
Dynasty Warriors 4 Empires
Killzone (sealed)
Def Jam Vendetta
Cool. I would've picked pop or maybe def jam.... but only to pee upon it? hehe
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Psycho Punch

This Toxic Turbo Turd/Troll & Clone Warrior calls himself "Burning Fight!!" at Neo-Geo.com
For a good time reach out to: aleffrenan94@gmail.com or punchballmariobros@gmail.com
Like DildoKobold, dildos are provided free of charge, no need to bring your own! :lol:
He too ran scripts to steal/clone this forum which blew up the error logs! I deleted THOUSANDS of errors cause of this nutcase!
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