WINNER! RAFFLE: Only players of Diablo III will care

[bob]

I secured two of these hard cover strategy guides today at an overstock store.
Only $5 each.  One for me, and one for a winner.

Brand new, hardcover, with a  metal bookmark included.

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HOW TO ENTER:

• Care about Diablo III
• Provide your favorite oxymoron.  You know, sayings like Jumbo Shrimp, Military Intelligence, Convenience Fee, etc.
• I will draw a random winner with list generator, but you must provide at least one oxymoron to be included.
• Shipping to US 48 only.  Sorry international members, it's a raffle, so I'm literally packing it up and sending it Media Mail.

There were 3 items in your list. Here they are in random order:
1.toymachine78
2.elmer
3.Medic_wheat

Timestamp: 2015-03-08 14:27:28 UTC

[ToyMachine78]

Nice! I want in! Still working my way through it.

[ToyMachine78]

Oxymoron coming

[ToyMachine78]

OK my fav oxymoron is "Taking a Dump" lol
I want one entry per post :-)

[Medic_wheat]

Sweet might help as I play the PS3 edition.


My fav oxymoron: 

Nully



Edit:

shrewd dumbness

[elmer]

Oooooh ... one of my (very few) favorite games ... I've lost a lot of hours to this series!

Please count me in ... and as for an oxymoron ... here are 2 of my favorites ...

"honest politician"

"god-fearing televangelist"

[bob]

Bump. What?  Nobody likes vidya gamez books?

[roflmao]

I loved the first 2 Diablo games but DIII rubbed me the wrong way initially due to the fact that you had to be online to play it. I fell in love with Torchlight II and haven't looked back.  I keep thinking I'll pick up Diablo 3 sometime now that it goes on sale every now and then, but that would take away from obey time, so haven't bitten yet.

[elmer]

I'd have bet that more people would have been interested!

Not seeing that much love for the poor old PC here.

[bob]

winner chosen.

TM...PM me your address and I'll get it out.

[ToyMachine78]

winner chosen.

TM...PM me your address and I'll get it out.

Woo Hoo! My first win! PM sent.

[NightWolve]

Those Diablo games looked like they were pretty cool. They're on my "Check Them Out Some Day Maybe" list, meaning, probably never. ;) Lost my game-playing mojo a bit after High School, went down to 1-2 games beaten on a good year.

[elmer]

Woo Hoo! My first win! PM sent.

Congratulations! 

[ToyMachine78]

Got the book today. Damn this thing is epic!!! Nice pick up, and thanks again for sharing the deals