Turbo Grafx T-shirt Raffle!!!

hoobs88 · 07/08/2016, 11:13 AM

I purchased this shirt from Turbokon with the intention of raffling it off but then forgot about it until someone brought up the fact that raffles hadn't been happening as frequently as they used to. With that said...

Up for raffle is a size Large Turbo Grafx T-shirt complete with Obi strip (j/k it is washing instructions) open to anyone in the continental US on these forums. Winner must post a selfie of themself wearing the shirt. Drawing will be July 21.

BigusSchmuck · 07/08/2016, 11:23 AM

Thats way too small for my fat ass. Thanks on the raffle though.

esteban · 07/08/2016, 11:35 AM

I definitely want to join this raffle.

Here is a sneak peek (when I win last place):

NOTE: NSFW + Cringeworthy

Seriously, this is not safe for work.

I want to punch myself when I look at the photo, but I think it is hilarious, too.

Spring 2006: As I was packing up to move to NJ, my wife casually mentions that I should simply donate/get rid of everything related to computers/video games/etc. She said, "You never wear those shirts, anyway."

So, I started wearing Legendary Axe II and Devil's Crush Tshirts every day for a week as I packed up garage/house and threw it in a U-Haul truck.

I haven't been able to get rid of the awful onion soup smell from the armpits of those shirts, though.

Sadly, I did donate a billion shirts I loved but was too fat to wear anymore.

CrackTiger · 07/08/2016, 11:36 AM

Please enter me.

NightWolve · 07/08/2016, 02:16 PM

Hey, nice shirt este!

Looks like you have about Bernie's frame, though slightly smaller and could get in a good neck lock or two if provoked. ;)

mitsuman · 07/08/2016, 02:59 PM

Ugh, I used to have quite a few Turbob shirts. They are all long gone now though.

Please put my name on the list for this raffle.

crazydean · 07/08/2016, 09:13 PM

I've been meaning to get one of these. Please enter me.

ToyMachine78 · 07/08/2016, 09:30 PM

Please enter me gently, and finish on the shirt.,

BlueBMW · 07/09/2016, 12:57 AM

Sure why not

I havent been entered in a while.

TheClash603 · 07/09/2016, 01:59 AM

XL is the new small. Large is obsolete. My 6' 205lbs frame can't handle this raffle.

jtucci31 · 07/09/2016, 03:30 PM

That may be up there in the top 10 esteban posts

Warbucks · 07/10/2016, 11:05 AM

My thoughts exactly.

Quote from: guest on 07/08/2016, 11:18 AMIt would be hilarious for me to post a pic in that shirt. Kudos on the raffle though!

esteban · 07/10/2016, 02:42 PM

Quote from: guest on 07/09/2016, 03:30 PMThat may be up there in the top 10 esteban posts

hoobs88 · 07/19/2016, 12:51 PM

Bump for any late entries as the drawing is on Thursday (my last day of vacation).

Gredler · 07/19/2016, 01:27 PM

Hahaha I would enter if there was any chance in hell I could enter that shirt, but a large is way too small for me LOL

Great raffle, and good luck to the entrants!

Quote from: esteban on 07/08/2016, 11:35 AMHere is a sneak peek (when I win last place):

rofl stop trying to sway the judges with your masculine wiles, cheater!

esteban · 07/19/2016, 04:26 PM

Quote from: Gredler on 07/19/2016, 01:27 PM
Quote from: esteban on 07/08/2016, 11:35 AMHere is a sneak peek (when I win last place):
rofl stop trying to sway the judges with your masculine wiles, cheater!

Jahahajajaha. I will look like a walking TG-16 sausage, but I will wear that shirt in Le TirboDoodle episode.

Of course, I predict I'll get last place. NightWolve and I have a special ability to have our names find the last possible rank.

JoshTurboTrollX · 07/19/2016, 05:27 PM

Please enter me smooth and gentle.

Groover · 07/19/2016, 11:33 PM

Please enter me in the raffle.

Sparky · 07/20/2016, 06:57 AM

Yes please

jetfire13 · 07/20/2016, 03:15 PM

This shirt is awesome! Count me in for the raffle. A large shirt may just fit over my beer gut. I'd love to find out.

Dicer · 07/20/2016, 09:50 PM

I'm too fat for the shirt, but with all this Pokemon go'in maybe I'll fit in, would love to give it to my son if that were to be allowed...

Sweet raffle regardless.

hoobs88 · 07/21/2016, 01:15 AM

Congratulations to CrackTiger! PM me with your shipping address and I'll send it your way tomorrow.

NightWolve · 07/21/2016, 01:38 AM

Black (Hey, sounds racist!) Tiger for the win! Congrats!

esteban · 07/21/2016, 01:41 AM

Quote from: hoobs88 on 07/21/2016, 01:15 AM

Congratulations to CrackTiger! PM me with your shipping address and I'll send it your way tomorrow.

I can't wait to see a photo of CrackTiger in that shirt as he kayaks, Canadian-style*.

*no, of course there's no such thing as "Canadian-style". I couldn't think of anything better to say at 1:41 AM.

Gredler · 07/21/2016, 02:06 AM

Quote from: esteban on 07/21/2016, 01:41 AM*no, of course there's no such thing as "Canadian-style"

I beg to differ,

and it used to be

but now it is

All tuxedo and hockey jokes aside, congrats BT couldn't have gone to a better candidate

JoshTurboTrollX · 07/22/2016, 11:29 AM

Congrats CrackTiger!!

Woo, 8th place. I will accept this trophy.

Dicer · 07/22/2016, 12:21 PM

Go go go CrackTiger, wear that shit with pride...

CrackTiger · 07/23/2016, 05:49 PM

Quote from: esteban on 07/21/2016, 01:41 AMI can't wait to see a photo of CrackTiger in that shirt as he kayaks, Canadian-style*.

*no, of course there's no such thing as "Canadian-style". I couldn't think of anything better to say at 1:41 AM.

My wife actually owns 4 kayaks, so that could be arrange.