Caption Contest 4 (raffle type thing) WINNER CHOSEN

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 
Winner will receive a game for one of the following systems:
(you choose the system, I choose the game.)

PS1
PS2
NES
Genesis
Atari 2600
Game Boy (original or Advance)
Wii

RULES:
One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.

I will run this for just a few days.

/turbo/koop.jpg

[bob]

CRAP!
Sorry all, I just noticed I put this in the TURBO sales and trades section.  Just for that, Turbo is added to the list of platforms to choose from!
No false advertising here!

[RoyVegas]

We all knew Nintega was slow, but once he came out of his shell, everyone also found out he was retarded.

Don't enter me, just having fun.

[turboswimbz]

more proof turtles have the best sex faces.

[TheClash603]

Go ninja, go ninja, go!

[Nazi NecroPhile]

In the story of the Tortoise and the Hare, who knew that 'slow' had nothing to do with speed?

[rsa2000]

"Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?"

[fsa]

WTF, Get me out.

[bob]

In the story of the Tortoise and the Hare, who knew that 'slow' had nothing to do with speed?

Leader...so far...

[rrob78]

Hi, I'm Steve-O & this is The Turtle!

[HercTNT]

White turtles can do the robot

[esteban]

WARNING!!
A huge battleship
METH-TERRAPIN
is approaching fast

[OldMan]

Mario learns why you have to kick the Koopa Trooper shells....

[MrFlutterPie]

A drunk Man appears!

It uses Harden!

It's not very effective!

[fredward]

I just crapped in my pants and I can't get up!

[PCEngineHell]

Sorry, I had to improvise here:

/turtleptsd.png

[JoshTurboTrollX]

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."  -Said the Turtle

[bob]

Sorry, I had to improvise here: /turtleptsd.png

Sorry Prof...

RULES:
One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.

I'll break rule #1 to enforce rule #2.
You can have another stab at it...

[PCEngineHell]

Oh no no prob. I didn't do it to enter, I should have stated that, so my bad. I was actually working on a PTSD Turtle pic when I looked at this thread and got the idea to add your thing to one too.

This is the other pic I was working on: /turtleptsd-1-1.png

[henrycsc]

Botticelli took anger management training, but was never fully accepted by his pack.

[Opethian]

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE!

[bob]

One more day and i'll pick a winner if anybody else wants in.

[Sparky]

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"Hey! nice tourtTITS"

[csgx1]

"Breaking news from Hawaii!...Giant mutated Honu goes on a violent slapping rampage after fleeing from a luau BBQ pit."

[mrhaboobi]

"Watch out biatches, I'm a real ninja turtle!..  I love being a turtle"

[CPTRAVE]

"HELP" I was just sodomized   

[psychobear]

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!

[bartre]

Despite his odd brainstorming methods, people could tell that galam would one day be a world-famous writer

[DrBread]

Birds!

[420GOAT]

TURTLE TURTLE TURLE

[Vecanti]

/turbo/koop.jpg

Mr. Slowsky discovers broadband.

[Bardoly]

Must...not...stop...

[HercTNT]

I already have an entry so this done does not count..............

Hipster turtle plays air bongos

[TR0N]

It's the tmnt wanna be !

[Duo_R]

Ahhhhh!!! Michael Bay is about to rape my childhood memories!!!


/turbo/koop.jpg

[The Burnin8or]

Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat.

[bob]

In the story of the Tortoise and the Hare, who knew that 'slow' had nothing to do with speed?

Winner.

[TR0N]

Ahhhhh!!! Michael Bay is about to rape my childhood memories!!!


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It's a good thing that got shot down.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

Wild West Shootout arrived and looks like it'll be a hit with the nephews.  Thanks, galam!