10/31/2023: Localization News - Dead of the Brain 1!

No, NOT a trick, a Halloween treat! Presenting the Dead of the Brain 1 English patch by David Shadoff for the DEAD last official PC Engine CD game published by NEC before exiting the console biz in 1999! I helped edit/betatest and it's also a game I actually finished in 2023, yaaay! Shubibiman also did a French localization. github.com/dshadoff/DeadoftheBrain
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WINNER: Caption Contest 5 (raffle type thing)

Started by bob, 01/14/2013, 09:10 PM

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bob

Give me your best caption for this picture.  
Winner will receive a surprise!

RULES:
One entry per person
No photoshop jobs or altering the image.  Looking for just a simple, funny caption.
I will ship free to US.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.
No post limit needed, all are welcome.

I will run this for just a few days.

/turbo/baglady.jpg

HercTNT

Betty trying to sell new "easy to carry" road cones at the DMV!

Arkhan Asylum

"stay the fuck away from my groceries, tubby"
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Nazi NecroPhile

If that sonofabitch thinks I'm gonna fall for his "I'm having a heart attack!" shit and give him mouth to mouth again, he's crazy.
Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

hoobs88

All of your Trick-or-Treats belong to me!
1 title needed for a complete US Turbo Grafx collection: Magical Chase
Parasol Stars High Score = 119,783,770
https://www.pcengine-fx.com/forums/index.php?topic=9292.0
League of Legends Summoner Name = DeviousSideburns

MotherGunner

"Do you happen to have an extra copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased?"
-MG

SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM (If you want peace, Prepare for war)
SI VIS BELLUM, PARA MATRIMONIUM (If you want war, Prepare for marriage)

420GOAT

"Fuck watching this shit, ive got an eighther and a couple Highlifes out back if you wanna get fucked up."
I want to be more like 337.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

Tatsujin

www.pcedaisakusen.net - home of your individual PC Engine collection!!
PCE Games countdown: 690/737 (47 to go or 93.6% clear)
PCE Shmups countdown: 111/111 (all clear!!)
Sega does what Nintendon't, but only NEC does better than both together!^^
<Senshi> Tat's i'm going to contact the people of Hard Off and open a store stateside..

esteban

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JoshTurboTrollX

Quote from: galam on 01/14/2013, 09:10 PM/turbo/baglady.jpg[/img]
"Did you have to sit in a waiting room at the 'Green Bag' store?"
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

Mishran

"Yeah, I'm the bag speed stacking world champ. Trophy is out in my car, wanna see it?"

Arkhan Asylum

Quote from: MotherGunner on 01/15/2013, 06:22 PM"Do you happen to have an extra copy of the Handbook for the Recently Deceased?"
bwhahahaha I loled.
This "max-level forum psycho" (:lol:) destroyed TWO PC Engine groups in rage: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook "Because Chris 'Shadowland' Runyon!," then the other by Aaron Nanto "Because Le NightWolve!" Him and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together... Both times he blamed the Aarons in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner, never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

TheClash603

"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."

bob

Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
You should be arrested.

roflmao

Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
We have a winner! Lol...

esteban

Quote from: guest on 01/16/2013, 11:38 PM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
We have a winner! Lol...
HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA.

AGREED 100% (delicious!)
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turboswimbz

Listen bitch,  there better be a god damn turbo duo in one of those god damn orange bags or I'm going to whoop some ass with my custom Orthotics.
NW: Hey, I made it on this psycho's Enemies' List, how about that ?? ;)
BT: Look at how the fake SFII' carts instantly sold out and were immediately listed on eBay before the flippers even took possession. Look at Nintendo's overpriced bricks. Look at the typical forum discussions elsewhere. You can't tell most retro gamers anything!

bob

Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
Winner. Freak.  PM me a list of consoles you own.

TheClash603

Quote from: galam on 01/21/2013, 07:16 PM
Quote from: TheClash603 on 01/16/2013, 08:38 PM"The old purse handle tit framing technique.  Makes even fat chick knockers look delicious."
Winner. Freak.  PM me a list of consoles you own.
I am just a tit framing expert and know how to spot it well.  List incoming.  Thanks for doing these contests!

esteban

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TheClash603

Just got Star Soldier NES in the mail today.  It was a game I didn't have that I am looking forward to play.  Thanks for keeping these contests going!