9 empty boxes up for raffle!!!!!!! SOOP - WINNER!!!!

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 02:34 PM

@ Soop.. your packge had been shipped out today!. Congrats again!..

Soop had won.. Congrats!!!

CYA

bob · 05/30/2013, 02:43 PM

Quote from: wmacmonagle on 05/30/2013, 02:34 PMHere is the deal.. you have to insult me and you will be eligible to be part of raffle!!!

.....

Wait, you WANT to be insulted?

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 02:49 PM

Yes sir! Didnt have balls to do it! Lets do it!! Cya bud

Once u insult, 2 months member or older, and doesnt have any of those box will be qualified to be on raffle! Ill pay the shipping to ship 9 boxes to winner and winner keep what winner needs and put boxes back on thread up for raffle!

I insult myself first! Im fukin asshole and gouger!

FiftyQuid · 05/30/2013, 03:16 PM

Do we have to insult you or can it be anyone on the forum?

I'm not into boxes, but I appreciate what you are doing here. Don't add me, but I will give you a +1.

jlued686 · 05/30/2013, 03:20 PM

Here goes:

After reading your posts, I'm convinced that you lost your hands in a meat grinder and have to type using your stumpy arms.

Or you're retarded.

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 03:30 PM

Quote from: FiftyQuid on 05/30/2013, 03:16 PMDo we have to insult you or can it be anyone on the forum?

I'm not into boxes, but I appreciate what you are doing here. Don't add me, but I will give you a +1.

Thanks buddy!!!!

Quote from: guest on 05/30/2013, 03:20 PMHere goes:

After reading your posts, I'm convinced that you lost your hands in a meat grinder and have to type using your stumpy arms.

Or you're retarded.

That s start! =)

Bernie · 05/30/2013, 03:35 PM

I'm...uncomfortable....

whisper2053 · 05/30/2013, 03:38 PM

I am not worthy of the 2 month + age bracket, but I am still going to say that your presence here on the forums can only be a direct result of your parents' desire for welfare. Retarded or not, you are still a paycheck

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 03:48 PM

Quote from: Bernie on 05/30/2013, 03:35 PMI'm...uncomfortable....

Bernie, insult already and i ll add you. Im not obessy guy who say you hit me yesterday!. I tend to move on and life s short to be obessy.. Agreed?

Hows your daughter thos. Hope she had a successful operation.

wmac

Quote from: whisper2053 on 05/30/2013, 03:38 PMI am not worthy of the 2 month + age bracket, but I am still going to say that your presence here on the forums can only be a direct result of your parents' desire for welfare. Retarded or not, you are still a paycheck

Since you will be 2 months on June 5th.. Raffle happen on June 15 therefore ure eligibled!..

Added ya!..

wmac

Bernie · 05/30/2013, 04:18 PM

Nah, Im not in the insult mood man. Also, my daughter is doing great. She goes back to the specialist tomorrow for a follow up. Her surgery isnt going to be until she is at least 6 months though.

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 04:40 PM

Fair enough. I ll add you.

Quote from: Bernie on 05/30/2013, 04:18 PMNah, Im not in the insult mood man. Also, my daughter is doing great. She goes back to the specialist tomorrow for a follow up. Her surgery isnt going to be until she is at least 6 months though.

Bernie · 05/30/2013, 05:54 PM

Nono. I dont need any boxes sir. I give those away myself. Give my place to someone else.

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 06:02 PM

Quote from: Bernie on 05/30/2013, 05:54 PMNono. I dont need any boxes sir. I give those away myself. Give my place to someone else.

No prob buddy!

PunkCryborg · 05/30/2013, 06:11 PM

what a lame ass raffle
oh and nice feet in the pic from ebay

cya bud

(don't add me just wanted to add to this thread

)

bob · 05/30/2013, 06:29 PM

Your asshole smells like Margaret Thatchers decomposing finger and it STILL smells better than your vagina.

MrFlutterPie · 05/30/2013, 06:41 PM

Quote from: Bernie on 05/30/2013, 03:35 PMI'm...uncomfortable....

My thoughts exactly.

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 06:55 PM

Quote from: MrFlutterPie on 05/30/2013, 06:41 PM
Quote from: Bernie on 05/30/2013, 03:35 PMI'm...uncomfortable....
My thoughts exactly.

Im like monk with bullet proof of insult! So insult already.

chany60126 · 05/30/2013, 06:55 PM

You are pathetic. Not once have I seen you talk about turbo games. You are probably one of those lame collectors that has all of their games in those poly bags. Play the games, if not, give them to someone that will!

With that being said... please add me!

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 06:56 PM

Quote from: galam on 05/30/2013, 06:29 PMYour asshole smells like Margaret Thatchers decomposing finger and it STILL smells better than your vagina.

Lol. Added ya!

jelloslug · 05/30/2013, 07:51 PM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

RTQ · 05/30/2013, 08:36 PM

Shoot - I just found this site last week. I'm trying to get out of my shell on the site and get my TurboExpress repaired. Hope more opportunities like this present themselves.

Thanks.

bob · 05/30/2013, 08:55 PM

Quote from: RTQ on 05/30/2013, 08:36 PMShoot - I just found this site last week. I'm trying to get out of my shell on the site and get my TurboExpress repaired. Hope more opportunities like this present themselves.

Thanks.

Welcome. Feel free to hurl a stone at wmac anyway. It's all in good fun.

wmacmonagle · 05/30/2013, 09:28 PM

Quote from: chany60126 on 05/30/2013, 06:55 PMYou are pathetic. Not once have I seen you talk about turbo games. You are probably one of those lame collectors that has all of their games in those poly bags. Play the games, if not, give them to someone that will!

With that being said... please add me!

Quote from: jelloslug on 05/30/2013, 07:51 PMYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Quote from: galam on 05/30/2013, 08:55 PM
Quote from: RTQ on 05/30/2013, 08:36 PMShoot - I just found this site last week. I'm trying to get out of my shell on the site and get my TurboExpress repaired. Hope more opportunities like this present themselves.

Thanks.
Welcome. Feel free to hurl a stone at wmac anyway. It's all in good fun.

Added ya guys.. RTQ throw something at me!! then ill add you.. simple like that! =)

roflmao · 05/30/2013, 09:49 PM

Gah! What I don't need right now is more stuff! But I don't have boxes for any of those game so please enter me.

You're so ugly you fell off the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down.

Then the tree fell on you.

OldMan · 05/30/2013, 09:54 PM

I don't save boxes either.

But everyone should quit picking on poor old wmac. He's a fine upstanding fellow, who contributes a lot here.
And it's not his fault. He was young, and it was dark. How was he supposed to know it was his sister?

VestCunt · 05/30/2013, 11:24 PM

Hey, my new band Bloat is playing Tuesday at the Hexagon with... oh, sorry. I thought this was facebook.

VestCunt · 05/30/2013, 11:28 PM

Quote from: RaphaelA pre 1 CY date of incorporation for Blackmoor seems an impossibility. The Great Kingdom was a land power, and land powers grow their borders out and not add to their empires by cherry picking distant lands, like a sea power.

The problem is you're looking at Blackmoor as just another chunk of land on an empire's checklist. In this case, you're right - it has no conventional resources or strategic importance. The know the old "it's magic!" explanation is a cop out, but for Blackmoor it makes sense. In a fantasy world, magic is a resource. With this in mind, Blackmoor goes from being a poor backwater to one of the most valuable commodities on Oerth, at least to those who know its secrets: mysterious standing stones, the Comeback Inn, the Egg of Coot, the City of the Gods, Wastrian temples, the Land of Black Ice, artifacts of the Ur-Flan and Northern Adepts, etc. Some of these didn't exist pre-CY, but you get the idea.

Also remember the Ur-Flan were still a threat at the dawn of the GK. In -108CY they tried to assassinate the King of the Aerdy. Maybe the Aerdy conquered Blackmoor in -20CY to stamp out the last vestiges of Ur-Flan resistance. Maybe Ranial the Gaunt had WMDs. Maybe the Aerdy battle mages saw Blackmoor's magic as too dangerous to fall into the wrong hands. Maybe Blackmoor's conquest was the pet project of some rich price who went on to develop one of the artifacts described in Ivid. Rauxes was once the spelljamming capital of Oerth, maybe that helped. Maybe they did teleport.

Trying to force the Great Kingdom's expansion into a linear series of conquests based on each land's distance from the capital is incredibly boring. It's not even realistic. Invent reasons for each land's conquest besides acreage, proximity, and fertility and GH has a lot more depth. Suddenly Urnst becomes a powerful rival second only to Keoland. As for their lengthy independence, maybe Urnst was a valuable military ally, doing the Aerdy's bidding to avoid absorption. Maybe they were crafty negotiators. Maybe the Bright Desert dervishes and Abbor-Alz barbarians were more powerful then and the GK wanted a buffer. Maybe the GK feared the Maure or the elves of the Celedon. Maybe the GK preferred to use Urnst as a Rhennee dumping ground.

Quote from: RaphaelThe GK apparently controlled both Ferrond and Blackmoor militarily;
How did they get there? The lands north of the Nyr Dyv are pretty wild even in the 570s. They must have been absolute wilderness prior to -20 CY.

You're talking about the Ellis Island of the Oeridian migrations. These lands might have a had a Wild West vibe, but they were settled long before the eastern Flanaess. We only know that the Northern Reaches were lawless under the under the rule of Viceroyalty of Ferrond, post 1CY. Before that, they could have been more civilized. Also, we barely know anything about the history north or east of the Shield Lands (i.e. the Bandit Kingdoms) since they were roped into Iuz's chapter in the LGG.

VestCunt · 05/30/2013, 11:28 PM

Oh shit. Sorry guys, I thought this was my D&D message board.

syphic · 05/31/2013, 12:05 AM

Your mothers cunt stinks like carpet cleaner.

Duo_R · 05/31/2013, 12:19 AM

Your so stupid you thought a quarterback was a refund..... Add me
Up!

RTQ · 05/31/2013, 12:49 AM

Nobody loves you except Jesus ... and he's questionable. (or your religious figure/lack thereof)

Keith Courage · 05/31/2013, 04:45 AM

Wussy
Moron
Ass
Cunt
Minge
Oinker
Nutsack
Airhead
Goon
Limpdick
Egghead

Sign me up douche nozzle.

soop · 05/31/2013, 05:31 AM

The Dragon Sabre box sounds like something I could use. Is it Japanese? If so please add me, and if I win I'll raffle off the US ones.

As for the insult - get ready...

chargin' mah spirit bom...

YOU sir, are a silly sausage O___O

I must now apologise for my disgraceful behaviour.

Ah, I've just realised it was Dragon Spirit and probably TG-16

REDACTED.

Bernie · 05/31/2013, 05:32 AM

This is dumb..

. Lol

kiketonto · 05/31/2013, 09:14 AM

Quote from: wmacmonagle on 05/30/2013, 02:34 PMHere is the deal.. you have to insult me and you will be eligible to be part of raffle!!!. and 2 monhts member or older!! doenst have 2 or more out of that boxes..... I will raffle on June 15th. One raffle for the whole box of those 9 boxes.... The winners.. If you already have any of that boxes.. you are required to put back and start raffle for those boxes.. so pass on!! until everyone s happy with fillin the colleciton.

just for that, congratulations! it's the most original raffle rules I found...
still laughing!!

BlueBMW · 05/31/2013, 10:00 AM

Quote from: Keith Courage on 05/31/2013, 04:45 AMWussy
Moron
Ass
Cunt
Minge
Oinker
Nutsack
Airhead
Goon
Limpdick
Egghead

Sign me up. Ha

Why does this remind of Star Control 2...

bob · 05/31/2013, 04:05 PM

Thank God this thread came in under the wire for consideration of a May Forumite award. It deserves an honorary spot at least.

VestCunt · 05/31/2013, 04:53 PM

Was this game released in the U.S. or just Canada? Probably one of the best one-player party games, IMO.

Sparky · 05/31/2013, 07:33 PM

Quote from: VestCunt on 05/31/2013, 04:53 PMWas this game released in the U.S. or just Canada? Probably one of the best one-player party games, IMO.

Agreed so glad this topic came up, so many gems on the SMS.

Mishran · 06/01/2013, 09:21 PM

The biggest insult stares back at you in the mirror. Nuff said.

shaqfunaki · 06/02/2013, 12:41 PM

Sign me up douche!

Duo_R · 06/02/2013, 10:46 PM

I already insulted you buy you were too stupid to add me to your list.

wmacmonagle · 06/04/2013, 06:10 PM

LOL! Keep insulting coming!!!!! =) I m still here!!! Cmon what s worst than that! got confused with someone else with my sister was digust and epic.

looking in the mirror was hideous ! =)

BUMP!!!!! added ya guys who has balls to throw stones, still a small!

If i missed your smallest stone. Throw again to make me notice and add ya... bro!!!..

cya bud

esadajr · 06/05/2013, 05:48 PM

+1 for the raffle, and +1 for having the huevos to take insults. -1 for having most of your posts in the sales/trades subforums.

Not going to insult you

EvilEvoIX · 06/05/2013, 06:28 PM

+1 on the raffle and you secretly want to be Butt-raped by Lion-O while Snarf watches and Cheetara points out your insignificant male genitalia.

allyourblood · 06/06/2013, 05:38 PM

I'm in please!

Oh, and I've heard that you emit a foul odor and lack good social graces. So, get on that.

wmacmonagle · 06/07/2013, 05:44 PM

Quote from: esadajr on 06/05/2013, 05:48 PM+1 for the raffle, and +1 for having the huevos to take insults. -1 for having most of your posts in the sales/trades subforums.

Not going to insult you

Valid point.. I need to browse more outside of sale/trade threads!!. I used to be part of chats but it shutted down..

I also need to pull out my TurboDUO and get it hooked up!!! so I can play like kid again! =)

cya bud

BTW>> BUMP!!!> Added some folks!!!

Quote from: EvilEvoIX on 06/05/2013, 06:28 PM+1 on the raffle and you secretly want to be Butt-raped by Lion-O while Snarf watches and Cheetara points out your insignificant male genitalia.

SICKO ! Lol!

BigusSchmuck · 06/08/2013, 10:42 PM

If I get anymore card board boxes my wife would burn them. Literally, so please don't enter me.

lwizardl · 06/08/2013, 11:24 PM

count me in please

"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!"

esadajr · 06/14/2013, 12:46 PM

you are best friends with swiss/canada/segasaturn