Worst huey ever poll

[slinkyturd]

I gave you the option for up to 15 votes. I think you have to vote for them all at once. Went ahead and put every US huey up there to choose from.

[cr8zykuban0]

put my votes in!

[Ayce]

I thin the TV Sports games will be amongst the top... That crapiology is going to ptobably get 3 votes out of everyone. Oh and both Disney games.

[slinkyturd]

I plan on 2 more polls from this one. I'll take the 15 worst from this group and have everyone vote on those (5 votes each) and then finally the top top five from that group for a vote (2 votes each) for the absolute worst games on TG16

[jordan_hillman]

Lets all have some fun with this and not just pick on the sports games.

Sure they're not the greatest games on the system, or even the greatest sports games for that matter, but it's way too easy just to check off mostly sports titles.

It'll be pretty damn boring selecting between 15, 5, and eventually 2 games if the majority are just the same sports games that pretty much the majority of people on this forum have already unmercifully ripped to shreds.

[slinkyturd]

I'd agree with you, Jordan ...if the ripping on these games were unwarranted. I'm not sure how basketball and hockey will do but football deserves a top 5 spot on worst game list, in my opinion.

[Keith Courage]

I'm probably one of the few who likes TV sports football. The sound when someone is being tackled is just plain awesome.

Also, when I was you younger(since the TV sports games lack music) I used to pop in one of my favorite bands CDs into my TG16 CD drive and rock out while playing.

TV Sports Football - TurboGrafx 16 Video Game TV Spot - TurboGrafx-16

[jordan_hillman]

I'd agree with you, Jordan ...if the ripping on these games were unwarranted. I'm not sure how basketball and hockey will do but football deserves a top 5 spot on worst game list, in my opinion.

I still maintain that with a little due diligence and taking the time to figure out the intricacies of the TV Sports games they can be a fun experience, especially with another player joining in. Are they masterpieces of video game programing? Certainly Not.

I'm still the type that enjoys "figuring a game out." Not all games are winners when you do this (I'm looking at you stupid, fucking Darkwing Duck), but you can get some enjoyable experiences out of games that aren't intuitive from the get go.

Also, when I was you younger(since the TV sports games lack music) I used to pop in one of my favorite bands CDs into my TG16 CD drive and rock out while playing.

I presume you were rocking out to the pre air-raide vehicle version of your 2000 classic, "Rollin'"

You are a national treasure Fred, and don't let anyone tell you different!

[jordan_hillman]

However, Slinkyturd, this is going to be an awesome poll/post, and I cannot wait to see what's voted as number 1.

[johnnykonami]

Aww, man.  Somebody voted for JJ & Jeff.  That breaks my heart!

[Ninja16608]

Damn at this point (my votes) it's a pretty close race :-)

[jordan_hillman]

I'm really surprised Dragon's Curse got a vote

[BlueBMW]

I figured Falcon and Gunboat would be high up there.

[DeshDildo]

Also, when I was you younger(since the TV sports games lack music) I used to pop in one of my favorite bands CDs into my TG16 CD drive and rock out while playing.

html][/html]You are a national treasure Fred, and don't let anyone tell you different!

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!  That shit takes me back.  All I can think of is a buddy and I listening to Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water while driving around and thinking we were cool.

"Now I know ya'll be lovin' this shit right here, L I M P Bizkit is right there!". Just amazing lyrics and meaning.

[Ayce]

I'm really surprised Dragon's Curse got a vote

Yeah I don't understand that, unless the person has never played the game. I've heard bad things about Gunboat... But as I've never played it I couldn't vote on it.

[mitsuman]

I'm probably one of the few who likes TV sports football. The sound when someone is being tackled is just plain awesome.

I love TV Sports Football and can't wait to add it to my collection again.

[DeshDildo]

What A-hole voted for Atlantean.  I need to come over and castrate them.

[BlueBMW]

That was me.  Just poking Arkhan for fun ;)

[Nazi NecroPhile]

I'm really surprised Dragon's Curse got a vote

What A-hole voted for Atlantean.  I need to come over and castrate them.

Not everyone takes stupid polls seriously.

[synbiosfan]

Since every huey is up for voting I can't vote as I haven't played them all.

I'd hate to leave off a deserving candidate due to my ignorance on the subject.

[DeshDildo]

That was me.  Just poking Arkhan for fun ;)

Haha... I anxiously await a colorful comment from him.

[johnnykonami]

I had the same thought, I can't rightfully vote for Gunboat or Falcon since I haven't played them.  I never will either, because they just don't interest me.  And whoever voted for Dragon's Curse needs to go back and play it until you like it!  It's actually a really good game.  It's counterpart on the Sega Master System is widely considered the best game on that system.  Not to mention all the other great Wonder Boy / Monster World games that followed it, such as Dynastic Hero and Monster World IV.

[neutopia6]

I'm sure the Dragons Curse vote was either an accident or a troll lol.

[clackattack]

I have never played Falcon, but judging from the fact that it is #1 worst at the moment, guess its not worth the 15$ investment afterall...  ...?

[reson8er]

Air Zonk got 2 votes? Someone's trollin!

[jordan_hillman]

I'm sure the Dragons Curse vote was either an accident or a troll lol.

Air Zonk got 2 votes? Someone's trollin!

Not everyone takes stupid polls seriously.

Not gonna lie... some of the troll votes are pretty damn funny.

[neutopia6]

Amusing, but defeats the purpose of this poll, most of the votes are going to the sports games too, this poll would be much more badass if they weren't included, it would be interesting to see the choices.

[Nazi NecroPhile]

What is the purpose, to find out that most don't like Falcon, Gunboat, Timeball, and Darkwing Duck?  Holy shit, stop the presses!!!!

Troll votes are just as valid as votes based on youtube reviews or five minutes of play time.

[jordan_hillman]

What is the purpose, to find out that most don't like Falcon, Gunboat, Timeball, and Darkwing Duck?  Holy shit, stop the presses!!!!

Troll votes are just as valid as votes based on youtube reviews or five minutes of play time.

I actually retract my previous statements...

I think discussing the faults and shortcomings of everyone's unanimous, "best game ever for the TG!!!"  could be way more fun

[slinkyturd]

Gotta admit, Dragon's Curse is one of my votes. I hate that game. Most of my votes went to games I've given several chances but can't find the patience to even complete the equivalent of one level. The striking is too short and it's just harder than I care to deal with at a starting position. That game in particular renews my hatred for Zelda 2 and Rambo on NES. An endless maze of "where the fuck am I going?...Where the fuck have I been?" with ridiculously ineffective attacks and enemies that should be in later levels and not on my ass the second I press Run.


I'm shocked that shockman and chase hq haven't gotten any votes at all. I mean clearly there is worse on this system but i'd figure someone would have some mass rage for them.

[VestCunt]

What is the purpose, to find out that most don't like Falcon, Gunboat, Timeball, and Darkwing Duck?

No, it's to start fights with people who don't dislike the same games you dislike!

For example: all of the voters for Darkwing Duck, Tailspin, and Impossamole are whiny idiots. What's the matter, never played a flawed, two-out-of-five-stars platformer before? Boo hoo. I'm so sorry Baloo doesn't jump as smoothly as Castle of Illusion or DKC, you stupid posers. Please, tell me again how Bonk III is the best of the series and Legendary Axe sucks because of the hit detection... or just shut up and die. I like to see these former SNERDs try to play a game that actually sucks, like Robo Demons or Alf. Their faces would probably melt off.

/trolling

[spenoza]

OK, there are some troll votes in here, because there are a number of games that will NEVER be the worst Huey, and are in fact fantastic, that have been voted on. I think the 15 votes thing is letting everyone go mad  : )

[Psycho Punch]

Aww, man.  Somebody voted for JJ & Jeff.  That breaks my heart!

I do not understand the hate for le JJ & Jeff. It's not a superstar platformer game but it is very fun if you don't happen to pick the speedy slippery guy. Which is why most people think this game is crap.

[Flare65]

Wanted to vote for Loom, but it wasn't on the list.

[spenoza]

Wanted to vote for Loom, but it wasn't on the list.

That makes me sad. I love Loom. Beautiful little game.

[slinkyturd]

What is the purpose, to find out that most don't like Falcon, Gunboat, Timeball, and Darkwing Duck?

No, it's to start fights with people who don't dislike the same games you dislike!

For example: all of the voters for Darkwing Duck, Tailspin, and Impossamole are whiny idiots. What's the matter, never played a flawed, two-out-of-five-stars platformer before? Boo hoo. I'm so sorry Baloo doesn't jump as smoothly as Castle of Illusion or DKC, you stupid posers. Please, tell me again how Bonk III is the best of the series and Legendary Axe sucks because of the hit detection... or just shut up and die. I like to see these former SNERDs try to play a game that actually sucks, like Robo Demons or Alf. Their faces would probably melt off.

/trolling

+1

[Damon Plus]

I am really surprised to see that Double Dungeons has so many votes. It is a bit average, but one of the worst Turbo games?

Also, Battle Royale should have a lot more votes. What an unplayable mess that is.

[esteban]

I haven't voted, but Ballistix gets all of my votes as worst HuCARD.

[Dicer]

I'm not picking 15, just put me down for Hit the Ice...sloppy ass port of a fun as hell game in the arcades and elsewhere.

Falcon and gunboat are limited by the console. the coding is impressive given the scope and the time constraint they were coded in.


Double dungeons is old school, but awesome for what it is.

[slinkyturd]

Look at all the ones that didn't get any votes:

Aero Blasters
Alien Crush
Bloody Wolf
Bonk's Big Adventure
Chase HQ
Cybercore
Dragon Spirit
Legendary Axe II
Military Madness
Ordyne
Parasol Stars
Raiden
Shockman
Sinistron
Somer Assault
Time Cruise

Any argument for one of these being the best US Huey?

[BlueBMW]

One might argue Alien Crush...

[sosoyo180]

One might argue Alien Crush...

Being tied with Time Cruise and you got a point

[cr8zykuban0]

Look at all the ones that didn't get any votes:

Aero Blasters
Alien Crush
Bloody Wolf
Bonk's Big Adventure
Chase HQ
Cybercore
Dragon Spirit
Legendary Axe II
Military Madness
Ordyne
Parasol Stars
Raiden
Shockman
Sinistron
Somer Assault
Time Cruise

Any argument for one of these being the best US Huey?

no one shall dare choose those as the worse hueys. those games are badass!

[slinkyturd]

Of the three pinball games I actually like Devil's Crush as a clear front runner yet that got bad votes. lol

[VestCunt]

Look at all the ones that didn't get any votes:

Aero Blasters
Alien Crush
Bloody Wolf
Bonk's Big Adventure
Chase HQ
Cybercore
Dragon Spirit
Legendary Axe II
Military Madness
Ordyne
Parasol Stars
Raiden
Shockman
Sinistron
Somer Assault
Time Cruise

This is good. Someone would have to be a real SOB to vote for Ordyne. Ordyne is so cute it's almost lifelike... a tangible personality.

[Ayce]

Look at all the ones that didn't get any votes:

Aero Blasters
Alien Crush
Bloody Wolf
Bonk's Big Adventure
Chase HQ
Cybercore
Dragon Spirit
Legendary Axe II
Military Madness
Ordyne
Parasol Stars
Raiden
Shockman
Sinistron
Somer Assault
Time Cruise

Any argument for one of these being the best US Huey?

Not a fan of all of them but several of them are really good.

Though... I finally played Gunboat today. Not only did I get frustrated at just trying to get into the actual game, but when I did get into the game I couldn't figure out how to play it. Man it really is horrid.

[o.pwuaioc]

Yeah, that's a solid list, slinky. Ninja Spirit should also be on there. I accidentally clicked on it instead of Night Creatures.

[slinkyturd]

I'm also counting 4 games with more votes than any sports game. Just to put to rest the fears of every sports game taking the top spots.

[johnnykonami]

I am really surprised to see that Double Dungeons has so many votes. It is a bit average, but one of the worst Turbo games?

Also, Battle Royale should have a lot more votes. What an unplayable mess that is.

Double Dungeons was a huge disappointment to me when I got it as a kid.  It couldn't possibly get more vanilla, there is absolutely no flavor whatsoever.  Thank goodness for Dungeon Master: Theron's Quest to make up for it.  That was probably the best 3D dungeon crawler on the system.  I never played Might and Magic III but I know the series and that it definitely has a lot of character.  Can't think of any others.  But Double Dungeons is well deserved in receiving so many votes, if only for it's mind-numbing mediocrity.

[TR0N]

Voted for deep blue i mean deep shit,so there