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Non sequiter / Inappropriate "That's what she said" thread

Started by Psycho Nulltard, 01/07/2015, 10:09 AM

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Psycho Nulltard

I want to laugh. I want to start a new thing.

In this thread, I want you to share stories of conversations or situations you've been in where you throw out a "that's what she said" that is totally out of the blue, doesn't make a bit of sense, or is wildly inappropriate.  Tell us the reaction of others to your random TWSS.  For instance:

  • during the eulogy at a funeral, the speaker might say "Bob was always a giver."  BOOM! TWSS!
  • someone says "shit, i need new tires." BOOM! TWSS!

I have no story to share just yet, but in 30 minutes I'm going to be in a joint IT meeting between a few departments.  By its conclusion, I will have a story to share.
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Psycho John Moriconi sabotaged/destroyed TWO PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook (Cuz Chris Runyon!), then the other by Aaron Nanto (Cuz Le NightWolve!)!!! John and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together mainly because he's also a PCE admin who worked VERY hard to poach members for HIS OWN site which has been an abysmal failure now marred by a legacy of utter mass destruction/harassment/doxxing alliances with KKKFarms . net even despite their involvement in Byuu/Near's suicide! BOTH times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (blackmail/extortion!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang of DildoKKKobolds!

If you suspect he & his gang of psycho cyber bully friends did it on purpose, thought it through to its logical conclusion, preplanned it years before (never let a good crisis go to waste & create it if need be!) and that the PCEFX chatbox launch was just a pretense, you'd be correct...

Feel free to reach out if you wish: nullity_down@yahoo.com
Like DarkKobold, dildos are provided free of charge, no need to bring your own! :lol:

JoshTurboTrollX

Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

xcrement5x

Quote from: Nulltard on 01/07/2015, 11:38 AMSo, my plan failed.  I guess my coworkers are so accustomed to my random inappropriate inanity that it didn't even register with them. :(
That's what SHE said!  :lol:


Wait, is that how this works?
Demented Clone Warrior Consensus: "My pirated forum clone is superior/more "moral" than yours, neener neener neener..."  ](*,)

Nazi NecroPhile

Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

Opethian

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GohanX

That's what Nulltard's mom says to me every night. Ho, I'm busy.

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MrFulci

Non Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.

"Damnit, Beavis, put that away. You're not supposed to have your _____ out when you're cooking".

LostFlunky

Quote from: MrFulci on 01/08/2015, 04:18 AMNon Sequitor... I remember that in the newspaper funnies, it didn't quite replace, The Far Side, but, it had some good cartoons.
*sides splitting*

xcrement5x

The other day a coworker was talking about a device they had problems with charging and said something along the lines of.  "Yeah, it's too loose so you have to be careful or else it falls out." 

I replied with a well placed 'That's what she said' and got a nice eyeroll out of it.
Demented Clone Warrior Consensus: "My pirated forum clone is superior/more "moral" than yours, neener neener neener..."  ](*,)

Nazi NecroPhile

Ultimate Forum Bully/Thief/Saboteur/Clone Warrior! BURN IN HELL NECROPHUCK!!!

JoshTurboTrollX

My brain harkened to this thread yesterday when I was standing in line at Subway.  I asked for a dash of ranch dressing on my 6 inch tuna-subâ„¢.  She said, "How much ranch dressing?  Just all over it?"  I said.... "TWSS"..... :(
Jossshhhhh...Legendary TurboTrollX-16: He revenge-bans PCE Developers/Ys IV Localizers from PCE Facebook groups and destroyed 2 PC Engine groups: one by Aaron Lambert on Facebook, then the other by Aaron Nanto!!! Josh and PCE Aarons don't have a good track record together! Both times he blamed the Aarons and their staff in a "Look-what-you-made-us-do?!" manner (extortion/blackmail!), never himself nor his deranged, destructive, toxic turbo troll gang!

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