The "Tony Danza" Urban Dictionary Definition WTF

Golgo13 · 02/13/2008, 04:43 PM

I know this is a vulgar thing and all, but I was surfing around on urban dictionary and saw the word "Tony Danza" and apparently it's some kind of sex move, with this definition:

.    tony danza
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"when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you say "who's the boss"? she will most likely reply "you are"...you then donkey punch her and say "Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect". a few minutes later, you ask her again and when she says "Tony Danza", you donkey punch her again and ask her why she is thinking about other men while you two are having sex..."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tony+danza

I have never heard of this before, but I thought it was funny as hell, is this for real? I mean have any of you guys heard of such a thing before?

Golgo13 · 02/13/2008, 05:18 PM

"Tony Danza is the boss, bitch, show the man some respect"

nat · 02/13/2008, 05:19 PM

Hell yeah man, I do the Tony Danza all the time.

Golgo13 · 02/13/2008, 05:21 PM

That must take some serious skill to pull off in real.

nat · 02/13/2008, 05:48 PM

I'm just fucking with you dude. I've never heard of that shit.

Golgo13 · 02/13/2008, 05:53 PM

I know, but I wonder if anyone in real life has...

PCEngineHell · 02/13/2008, 06:20 PM

This is completely laughable, esp since I hate Tony Danza.

Joe Redifer · 02/13/2008, 07:21 PM

WTF is a donkey punch?

Hobo Xiphas · 02/13/2008, 11:12 PM

I asked that question once. Trust me, you don't want to know.

I bet 99% of the time the terms on this site were invented by poor, lonely virgins.

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/13/2008, 11:52 PM

The Tony Danza? Never heard of it. Now, the Dirty Sanchez is a different story and the best way to end a relationship ever. When it's time to end it, there's no better way to let her in on the secret.

Kitsunexus · 02/14/2008, 06:06 AM

This is about as real as "A Modest Proposal" is for a solution to overpopulation.

Turbo D · 02/14/2008, 06:41 AM

Quote from: guest on 02/13/2008, 11:52 PMThe Tony Danza? Never heard of it. Now, the Dirty Sanchez is a different story and the best way to end a relationship ever. When it's time to end it, there's no better way to let her in on the secret.

Its all about the dirty sanchez, lol

MissaFX · 02/14/2008, 07:16 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 02/13/2008, 07:21 PMWTF is a donkey punch?

It's a mythical sex act in which the parties are usually in some variation of "doggie style" and in which the person doing the penetrating punches the receptive partner in the back of the head to force contractions within the body to highten the orgasm of the top. Now while this doesn't work in real life, the fact that nobody in their right mind will let this happen to them helps perpetuate it as an urban myth.

Turbo D · 02/14/2008, 07:24 AM

Sounds like something that would happen in prison, lol.

Nazi NecroPhile · 02/14/2008, 10:13 AM

Quote from: turbo D on 02/14/2008, 07:24 AMSounds like something that would happen in prison, lol.

Reminds me of the interaction between Dufresne and the Sisters in Shawshank Redemption re: oral.

nat · 02/14/2008, 11:24 AM

I'd like to meet the individual who coined the term "donkey punch."

NigazAllucard · 02/15/2008, 11:01 AM

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Golgo13 · 02/16/2008, 09:32 AM

Quote from: Joe Redifer on 02/13/2008, 07:21 PMWTF is a donkey punch?

Allow me to answer this question on formal terms Mr. Redifer.

The Donkey Punch is a sex move which I believe was invented on the west coast of America, there is some debate about what the correct way to perform the Donkey Punch is. Scholarly opinion states that the correct Donkey Punch is not done in the "Doggystyle" position but rather the standard guy on top girl on her back position, the donkey punch is then administered near the point of the man finishing with a right hook of medium strength to the forehead of the female. The theory is that this will make her "Tighten Up". The reason for targeting the forehead area, is that you can leave a bruise and thus when you and your friends are hanging out together and this girl walks by at school, you can say "Yeah.. I donkey punched her last night" or something like this.

I had a friend who went to college in northern California, and there was some band that was called the "Donkey Punch Crew" according to him. He said that they put stickers all over his campus that said "Donkey Punch Crew: "Bitches get Stitches"" with a strange black and white photo of some girl with stitches on her forehead. I know this sounds crazy, but he actually showed me one of these stickers so im pretty sure this band existed, he said that all these feminist groups on the college campus were really pissed off by this and were making a huge fuss.

As for the Tony Danza, I had no idea.

Seldane · 02/17/2008, 10:16 AM

Who's Tony Danza?

Kitsunexus · 02/17/2008, 11:44 AM

Quote from: Seldane on 02/17/2008, 10:16 AMWho's Tony Danza?

You mean $Tony.Danza?